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Cowbee, in He's ready for anything

Based antifascist grandpa

PP_BOY_, in Blub blub
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460 years ago

rtxn,

It’s not like any of us were there to prove it didn’t happen…

Johanno,

Yes the great purge started all over again but this time in high-speed

bleistift2,

Fishes

I know, nitpicky and foreign learner and yadda yadda. Still “fishes”

PP_BOY_,
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Funny enough, fishes is a word. It’s just not used properly in this context

HonoraryMancunian,

I think it depends if there was more than one species of fish that, you know, evolved 460 years ago

Engywuck,

Seems like yesterday

Jerb322, in Until we meet again!
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Imagine a adult coming out of the stall , with their pants around their knees, like a six year old. “Sorry, got to wash my hands first…”

Infraggable, in Until we meet again!

Don’t forget that belt that never gets washed!

Solely_a_Catt, in ...with weirdly elaborate rules, for what you can do while you're inverting it
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Definitely recommend to watch turning a sphere inside out. Is really satisfying and don’t worry, you don’t have to be good at math to understand it^^

ChillDude69,

Oh, I’ve watched it. Something reminded me of it today, and that’s why I made this meme.

Solely_a_Catt,
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Nice, and I rewatched it, after you made the meme

paskalivichi, in Hands down

Blue does have the most anti-oxygens

BulbasaurBabu,

“What do you got in them little bowls there? Blue I hope”

sneezycat,
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Forbidden antimatter drink 🤤

ininewcrow, in Hands down
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https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/83eb08a2-33b5-449f-b89a-5c542f0684b9.jpeg

Stamets,
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I did laundry last night. Put two Gain pod things in the bag. Only ended up needing one so I’m heading back up with the bag and this thing and I keep smelling it and it smells so good. It’s some summer berry thing and it not only smells good but edible. Then the big squishiness and the fact that it can pop open and spill goodness? Thing feels like a big berry or a small fruit or something. I had to fight the urge to bite

I still want bite

I get it now

ininewcrow,
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“Cops and women don’t mix. It’s like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it’ll clean you out, but it’ll leave you hollow inside.”

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YoFrodo, in Grandpa's legacy

Is that a 240sx?

agent_flounder,
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2nd Gen RX7, I think.

agent_flounder,
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See: www.classic.com/m/mazda/rx-7/2nd-gen/

Sharpiemarker, in Grandpa's legacy

It’s what Gramps would have wanted.

mctoasterson,

Gramps knows who best girl is

Rolando,

If Grampa deserves to go to heaven, then he will be smiling.

If Grampa deserves to go to hell, then he will be screaming.

quotheraven404, in C.B.T.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/4BHijjKg56QAAAAC/yes-jack-nicholson.gif

kakes, in I only wave in the winter time

Similarly, I spent the entirety of covid making faces at people under my mask.

samus12345,
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I enjoyed being able to mouth breathe and not having to smile.

Mr_Fish, in Edge Creep

Only one of these two things has any use. Edge is really good at downloading Firefox. That’s about it.

s_s, in Cheetos

I mean, if that’s your fetish, sure.

possiblylinux127, (edited ) in 2B or not 2B... that is the pencil

I was not really for the Frank Sinatra part

Also where is the original batman soundtrack in this?

Funkytom467, in C.B.T.
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CBT in pharmacy

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