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Exusia, in Sublime
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

Now THIS is a great tier 3 meme.

Taleya, in How time flies

It’s just ticked over into the 23rd down here…

JoShmoe, in Time is cruel

Its a new day, but it all feels old. Its the good life, that’s what I’m told. But everything it all just feels the same.

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LongbottomLeaf, (edited )

21 years old

ordellrb, in Sublime

Nice, takes a bit of context to get it

phoenixz, in Weapons of Gas Production

Missed opportunity for “Weapons of ass destruction”

I’m 15 years old again, apparently…

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Weapons of gas production

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Weapons of ass destruction…

I’m torn between making a Taco Bell joke or a joke about my dick.

MycelialMass,

I’m ready to hear both

drolex, in Sublime

Take that, Immanuel, you fucking logorrheic simpleton. You’re done. Your books can still be used to sort out a wobbly table I suppose.

OmenAtom, in Sublime

Good meme

JoeKis, in Whad'up, bro?

He ve packing 🥵

GutsBerserk, in Unpopular Opinion Incoming

Even CIA officials (retired ones at least) admit that.

100_percent_a_bot, in Unpopular Opinion Incoming

Here’s an equally controversial opinion: pedos are le bad

Edit: Thank you for the lemmy gold kind stranger, I know I’m so stunning and brave for this hot take

JJROKCZ, in Me first

Zero chance they get anything meaningful done on this in the next 3 years.

And if they did I’m confident they would actually commit all sorts of crimes against humanity up there because it’s international space. They’d be jettisoning workers instead of paying workman’s comp for injuries or something

Zron,

Isn’t the company behind this just a PO Box and a guy making Blender videos in his home office?

It’s Orbital Construction or something like that. There big claim to fame was a rig that loosely stuck together some metal trusses in a parking lot. Somehow they plan to turn this into an orbital assembly machine that takes metal rods and makes trusses in space, for some reason. If you’re already sending up metal rods, you could just send up the frames.

How they turn some metal girders into space habitats, I have no idea.

BaronVonBort,

Hey, y’all remember that sub? I have to imagine if they manage to build a space station and launch it within that timeframe it’ll have something similar happen to it.

So let’s just make sure it’s full of rich people and politicans, yeah?

Blackmist, in Weapons of Gas Production

Unironically so.

Logistics has always been the US military’s best weapon.

optissima,

Pretty sure it’s punching down

Blackmist,

When you’ve got nukes, all wars are punching down.

The knowing that even if you fight really well against them, they could just say “fuck it” and flatten you anyway.

optissima,

Yeah eventually the goal of anyone that punches down is “get the biggest punch,” and they definitely have it.

masquenox,

Didn’t stop the Vietnamese. Or the Afghans.

slem, in Weapons of Gas Production

That lumber ramp looks really sus

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

You should see the list of ingredients for their food

Voyajer,
@Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

Wood is a fantastic material in compression. It could handle a few burger kings worth of force simultaneously.

limelight79,

That’s quite the imperial measuring system.

(I kid, I’m from the US. But the joke was right there, just waiting.)

anton, (edited ) in Just imagine

Imagine wasting groundwater all winter.

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RIP_Cheems,
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“HEY. FUCK YOU.” -Coniferous gang

Clbull, in Funds

I wish my city council would spend money on a stadium…

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