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DavidGarcia, in Raw Deal

well, it did help the middle class in the places they moved those jobs to lol, just not here

Sabre363, in *Crickets*

But it’s only been 1 minute since you last checked because you struggle with ADHD and the instant happy chemicals are more important than completing actually important tasks.

anonymouse,

If those tasks are so important, then how come they don’t trigger the happy brain juice?

Sabre363,

Because important ≠ fun or interesting. ADHD does not play nice with anything that is boring or unengaging.

balderdash9,
Sabre363,

Thank you for replying, brain has been momentarily satisfied.

balderdash9,
mojo,

Here’s ur dopamine hit

don, in Split PNG Soup

That looks fuckin delicious

UnfortunateShort, in "Now, here's what I would do..."

There was so much drama in WoW when I still played. Ranged from entertaining to toxic bs

balderdash9, in Split PNG Soup

how did they get shadows on the transparent background??

ExfilBravo, in Bamboozled

I have a QR code sewn into my backpack that takes you to the rick roll video. I love it.

user224, (edited )
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I have a QR code in my backpack with rickroll that works offline. It has the “Never gonna give you up” ~2 second cut compressed into 8kbps MP3 and embedded into base64 data tag so you can open it in web browser.
But there’s still a better way. OPUS can do as little as 6kbps and still sound better. Modern browsers should support it just as well.

And theoretically speaking, there’s something called codec2 which goes down to 700bps. Maybe the rickroll would still be recognizable with that. That could do ~22 seconds of audio inside a QR code.
Edit: Forget it. This is how music sounds with 700bps codec 2: auphonic.com/media/…/music-test_700bps.c2.wav
https://auphonic.com/media/audio-examples/codec2/music-test_700bps.c2.wav

DontMakeItTim, (edited ) in Slavery: still a thing

No constitution, only what is moral…

Theocracy, then?

Scubus,

Lmao

Yep, stone the gays, super moral /s

Demdaru,

Juuuust to be the devil’s advocate buuuuuut… Morality is subjective. Thus, from perspective of person believing that homosexuals are the scourge of the earth and the absolute evil just lying in wait to jump on “normal” people, it is moral to remove said scourge from the earth.

Scubus,

No, I see the perspective. I just think it’s laughable to attempt to push religious moralism as any sort of modern moral allignment because religious morals are ridiculous. If you can’t quote the morals from the bible, you shouldn’t push for people following the morals from the bible. And if you can quote the morals from the bible, you wouldn’t be advocating for them.

Basically, anyone arguing that morals derive from religion is arguing in bad faith.

Demdaru,

And if you can quote the morals from the bible, you wouldn’t be advocating for them.

Okay, we wouldn’t advocate for them. If you believe that God is the source of all that’s good, and I mean really believe, you can easily be blinded by that and accept it as your own morality. Same with being raised with it.

Especially that, on surface, for example catholic morality is good. Killing is bad, stealing and being greedy is bad, being violent is bad, being false is bad…we pretty much agree to these things today. The deeper, more sinister things or things that are tied to God are the ones we ridicule today, like questioning God being bad or being homosexual or just different being bad.

eezeebee, in Magic school bus. What have they done to you...
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

I knew I should have stayed home today!

runjun, in Magic school bus. What have they done to you...

Company plays off nostalgia for easy money. This doesn’t actually bother me because on the flip side of this is that the best quality cartoons have been made in past 20 years and it’s not even close.

gnomesaiyan, in Magic school bus. What have they done to you...
@gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world avatar

Cartoon Network is a dead mall selling sloatmeal.

atro_city, in The future is now

old man

Norgur, in Ramen

Ramen... How can so many calories make you hungry again so fucking fast?

Snowpix,
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  • Streetdog,

    Lots of fat in instant noodles.

    Perfide,

    Pure carbs.

    LaVacaMariposa,

    Try adding some eggs and veggies and you’ll be full for a lot longer

    Norgur,

    Yeah, but I could eat eggs and veggies at that point. You know, for half the cheap-ass fat-content

    samus12345, in "Now, here's what I would do..."
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    “Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me!”

    Spacehooks, in Magic school bus. What have they done to you...

    Teen titans

    FlyingSquid, in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Everyone who is saying there is nothing wrong with cash is right. However, there is one major drawback to cash which is no longer a big problem in societies which are mostly cashless. Namely, if your wallet gets stolen and you have $300 in it, you’ve lost that $300 forever. If your wallet gets stolen and they get your cards, you can just cancel them and aren’t even charged for fraudulent purchases.

    I realize that means less privacy, but I can’t afford to lose that kind of money just walking to the supermarket to buy groceries.

    herrwoland,
    @herrwoland@lemmy.world avatar

    They solved that problem by having no thieves lol

    potustheplant,

    I was just in Japan and how safe it was blew my mind.

    AnagrammadiCodeina,

    This sentence makes me laugh. Where are you from?

    potustheplant,

    Argentina, unfortunately.

    shasta,

    Probably Detroit

    tpihkal,

    You also won’t have that money to spend if the power goes out.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Manual credit card machines have existed long before electronic ones.

    tpihkal,

    That’s just absurd. Who the hell has one anymore? Not to mention they require the card to be embossed and not all are anymore.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    You can literally write down the number on a piece of paper and a price and let the bank know or enter it manually when the power goes back on. This simply isn’t a problem unless society collapses and if that happens, cash will be worthless too.

    tpihkal,

    I’ve worked in multiple retail stores and not a single one of them would do that. If the power went out, they lock the door. So that absolutely doesn’t work in the short term.

    Long term? Idk, how long can you hold out w/o spending money?

    Aux,

    If the power goes out on a global scale, you won’t be able to spend cash either.

    escaped_cruzader,

    Wallet in a cashless society? Are you stuck in the early 2000’s?

    Now, cashless means Phones+NFC, which means when your wallet, a.k.a your phone, gets stolen you get taken somewhere until you allow access to your phone and banking apps where there should be an easy 10~30k in savings + loans they can extract

    GG

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    You think people don’t have and use credit and debit cards anymore? Really?

    HikingVet,

    Where you getting the 10k figure, and how many people do you know who would have thay on hand.

    escaped_cruzader,

    Here in Brazil most better-off people have access to that in easy-to-contract loans in banking apps like Nubank, etc

    Beelzebob,

    People have savings? Sounds like the 90s.

    lazycouchpotato,
    @lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world avatar

    “Taking you somewhere” is far too much effort. They can just watch you enter your passcode on your phone in a bar, then swipe your phone from you and gain access to all your accounts.

    youtu.be/QUYODQB_2wQ

    s_s,

    Biometrics are good for some things.

    TauZero,

    Yeah, for getting kidnapped 🤣

    CurlyMoustache,
    @CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

    This scenario is of course impossible if you only carry cards or money 🤷

    /s

    escaped_cruzader,

    Banking app access ransom isn’t the same as the good old ransom family for money, the risk/reward ratio is so much better

    oce,
    @oce@jlai.lu avatar

    For me, the main drawback is rather than you need to get to a machine to get your physical money pieces regularly. Sometimes you run out, there’s no machine, or you have no time to find one, and it can put you in troubles, like being stuck in the middle of transit or getting at the cashier and realizing you don’t have enough.

    Heavybell,
    @Heavybell@lemmy.world avatar

    Before I kind of blundered unintentionally into going mostly cashless, I’d just get cash out when I went grocery shopping. But thankfully by the time I was in charge of my own money it was pretty rare to need to spend money without the option of paying via EFTPOS.

    pirat,

    Thanks for teaching me the abbreviation EFTPOS.

    Heavybell,
    @Heavybell@lemmy.world avatar

    Welcome :)

    It was pretty common to hear people talk about it for a span of about 10-20 years in Australia. For as long as I can remember every bank gave you a card that was not a “true” credit or debit card, but would work in the EFTPOS machines of any domestic store. They were called Redicards, and were basically debit cards you couldn’t use online (once internet shopping became a thing), but worked in ATMs, stores etc. Even back in the 00s it was rare to see someone pulling out a cheque book to pay for anything, and now it’s basically unheard of. Talking to US friends I get the impression Australia beat them to this level of wide-spread electronic payments, by quite a margin.

    This year the Redicard network is shutting down and I just got issued a second Visa debit card by my bank to replace it. End of an era…

    HelloHotel, (edited )
    @HelloHotel@lemmy.world avatar

    Your in a cash+card hybrid country, right? In my country at least, you can go into a chain grocery store, buy somthing (doesnt matter what) and pull a small to medium amount of cash from your card. They are (slowly as to not alert people) trying to tear that system down and go cashless.

    pascal, (edited )

    Valid point. But I assure you if you lose your wallet in Japan with $300 in it (because, statistically, nobody will steal your wallet), you’ll find it at the police station next day.

    (That’s the most statistical thing that can happen, please do not try.)

    Riven,
    @Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Went there on vacation recently and my girlfriend left her luggage in an elevator and forgot it for 15 minutes. It was at the police box a block over.

    pascal,

    Finally a positive post on Lemmy!

    CaptainSpaceman,

    im gonna press X to doubt that you carry $300 to the grocery store, let alone that you carry that much groceries by hand while walking home

    FryHyde,

    Yeah homie I dunno there. I’m in Quebec right now and it’s extremely rare for me to get out of even a simple grocery run for less than $200. I could easily carry home 300 dollars worth of groceries, even buying mostly generics.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    $300 is not at all unusual for groceries these days if you have a family.

    tpihkal, (edited )

    It is not hard to rack up $300 in groceries where I live. I’m lucky to walk out w/o spending at least $100 for my smaller trips.

    And that’s just for me.

    PersnickityPenguin,

    $100 is my weekly beer bill.

    PersnickityPenguin,

    I had my wallet stolen years ago, within an hour someone had purchased thousands of $$$ worth of MacBook pros from the Apple store.

    Don’t lose your debit card!!! The bank doesn’t do charge backs!

    kameecoding,

    how?

    they would need a pin for that, for contactless payment there is a limit, I believe 200 euros in my country.

    so did you write your pin down on a paper and put it in your wallet or do you have your money stored at a terrible bank?

    tpihkal,

    I don’t know about elsewhere, but in the US you can run a debit card as a credit card without needing the pin. Pin is only required for cash back.

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