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Anticorp, in Happy Friday, Lemmy

What is MFS?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar
Anticorp,

I’m tired of these motherfucking acronyms on these motherfucking memes!

can,

MFs

Dee, in Happy Friday, Lemmy
@Dee@lemmy.world avatar

Better than being laid off right before Thanksgiving after almost a decade at the company 🙃

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Sorry, that sucks. Loyalty never seems to go in the other direction, does it?

Dee,
@Dee@lemmy.world avatar

Too true. Thanks though Picard, that means a lot coming from such a prolific shit poster.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

I’ve been on the receiving end of that before too, at one of the first companies I worked for. It blows, but it taught me a good lesson about what to expect from employers and where to set boundaries between work and life.

Kowowow, in Hands down

Why is gatorade and powerade not on this list?

SeeMinusMinus, in Grandpa's legacy
@SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar

When my great grandma stopped driving me and my dad got the car. We fixed it up and when I started driving it was my car. It had a big ass v8 engine and was very big. It become to pricy to keep running so we sold it but grandma doesn’t need to know that…

NENathaniel, in Hands down
@NENathaniel@lemmy.ca avatar
zockersanftmut, in Happy Friday, Lemmy

“Just gotta make it to Christmas” “just gotta make it til I have my bachelor’s, then I can have a more comfy job with fewer hours” “just gotta make it a few more decades til retirement”

Whatever you can tell yourself so you don’t have a mental breakdown.

ItsComplicated,

Just until I win the lottery!

Katzastrophe,
@Katzastrophe@feddit.de avatar

Dude I know who worked his ass off, and basically lived for his job, died two days ago from a heart attack. He was 61 years old. Poor guy didn’t even make it to retirement

Illustrious_Luck5514, in Hands down

Percy Jackson?

MrJameGumb, in Body Language
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Those are the legs of a deranged sociopath

Karlos_Cantana,
@Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social avatar

I hear that all the time.

ilovesatan, in Sir Isaac Newton died a virdgin to atone for this sin
@ilovesatan@lemmy.world avatar

When the math is just words and symbols you know you’ve gone too far. It’s probably time to graduate and teach.

neptune, in Hands down

There are three things that every Greek woman must do in life: marry Greek boys, make Greek babies, and feed everyone blue foods.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in Grandpa's legacy
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

That car is very clearly not a Subaru Legacy

dewritoninja, in ...with weirdly elaborate rules, for what you can do while you're inverting it

Seeing this I can only of: “You still can’t get enough of my disgusting caveman cock”

AphoticDev, in I need it
@AphoticDev@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You know, I would really like to try this.

jetsetdorito,

You can see this in Waze if you open the map editor. you can only edit a certain radius around where you’ve been, so your editable area is like a fog of war.

Empricorn,

So… how do you open the map editor these days? I used Waze and added roads and stuff back in the day before Google bought it, but I just opened the app and can’t seem to get back into that “mode”. Sorry for the dumb question…

lledrtx,

Do you need to have used Waze? Or does it pull from my Google maps data?

Zoomboingding,
@Zoomboingding@lemmy.world avatar

Play Pikmin Bloom. It does exactly this, and can track your step counts/location in the background.

ThrowawayPermanente, in Hands down

Also, the Tau from 40k

netburnr, in Hands down
@netburnr@lemmy.world avatar

Blue was the best tasting playdoh

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