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SocialMediaRefugee, in I need it

I just want to be able to establish lodestones so I can tele to places

Dicska,

So Jäger bombs.

HurlingDurling, in What was that?

RIP 🩴

not_that_guy05,

Heat tracking missile. That shit never missed when it was thrown at me.

bleistift2,

One of my colleagues once told us about their father’s slipper, which could ever fly around corners. :D

edgemaster72, in I need it
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

That’d be awful for me, my primary use of google maps is streetview to figure out what places look like before I go there

LanternEverywhere, (edited )

You wouldn't be stuck with the fog, you would be able to toggle it on and off. The purpose is to make it obvious which areas you've already seen, so that you can know which areas of the world you still have yet to explore!

pedz,

I kind of do that but in reverse with Google Maps Timeline and Strava heat maps. I can see where I’ve been and where I haven’t been so far.

I guess if someone has their location history something like this wouldn’t be too hard to accomplish.

cryptix, (edited )

Its a nice idea , but I will hate the way these tech giants choose to implement it. 99% of implementation would need location to be tracked 24x7 and stored in their server . If someone would have a local or private way to do this , I’m exited.

codeman869,

I would normally agree with you, but I ran across the privacy policy while looking at the app. Plus it looks like you get to choose which cloud service to sync with.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/79b9711f-5bf3-4d46-a6ee-d8966e37c5a3.png

ButtDrugs,

Wow they actually do it locally and aren’t in the data selling game. I might end up paying for it just to support these guys.

bdonvr,

There’s an app for that, Fog of World.

Here’s my map.

https://thelemmy.club/pictrs/image/8f24d4c6-3e3e-4c73-a7ca-3a4a86e4fdc6.jpeg

Cavemanfreak,

Damn, that looks impressive! I’m guessing truck driver? 😄

bdonvr,

Correct. Most of it took a year and a half before I got a job that keeps me home every night. Hit all 48 contiguous states except Vermont (I tried to avoid the northeast whenever possible)

HurlingDurling,

Any reason why? I’m just curious.

Also… starts playing Johnny Cash

bdonvr, (edited )

More traffic, and way less truck parking. If you’re not shut down by 4pm forget about it.

Out west I got longer loads, better views, and always somewhere to park outside of the cities. Midwest is okay but a bit boring, southeast isn’t much better than northeast.

HurlingDurling,

Makes sense. Thanks for the explanation

FrostyTrichs,

Midwest is okay but a bit boring

Flat dirt isn’t very interesting? Clutches pearls

poppy,

Hey, we got soybeans and corn for part of the year.

Slimy_hog,

$30 on android?!

can,

The price of privacy?

Blue_Morpho,

They are selling your data anyway. The $30 covers their costs to market your data to advertisers.

bdonvr,

Nah on this app you actually back up the data yourself by hooking into one of your personal cloud storage accounts

whereBeWaldo, (edited ) in I need it

Did this dude fast travel? Like why are there separated clear areas on the bottom left and bottom right?

whaleross,
@whaleross@lemmy.world avatar

What are subways?

whereBeWaldo,

Whoa didn’t know the map was layered, so the subway opens up the underground layer?

whaleross,
@whaleross@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, with secret missions and drugs and hookers. Tunnel snakes rule!

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Disguised loading screens?

CascadianGiraffe,

Gotta hold the map in your off-hand while traveling or it won’t autocomplete

whereBeWaldo,

Rookie mistake

li10, in It's *fucking raw*

Recipe: “Start by putting x in the oven for 30 minutes. While that’s cooking, prepare the next part and cook that for 25 minutes so it’s all ready at the same time.”

Me, about to put the second part in the oven after preparing it for 20 minutes:

https://feddit.uk/pictrs/image/4f65dc39-71b7-47b8-8e8e-f38878f72c68.jpeg

EatYouWell,

Yeah, many recipes are horribly inefficient. Once you get comfortable cooking, you can notice them and adjust accordingly.

Norgur,

It's been 20 minutes! Where's the Lamb sauce?!

ininewcrow, in What was that?
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Not my mom … you weren’t even allowed to have the thought of doing that … childhood beatings have a way of permanently ingraining ideas into your subconscious

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Hope your mom is in a retirement home now

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

She’s long gone now … buried her about ten years ago … and even as a full grown adult, I still look over my shoulder and hear her whenever I do something wrong.

XbSuper, in Prepare for a pop quiz

Is there some context I’m missing here?

DragonTypeWyvern,

Naughty children get yelled at by their teachers.

XbSuper,

That is not helpful

DragonTypeWyvern,

It is. You’re just a bad student.

XbSuper,

Ok then

lovely_reader, (edited )

This is an extremely common thing to hear from a teacher the day after they return from an absence, indicating that your class’s behavior drove the poor substitute to leave the teacher a note so searing that it will go down in school history. Punishment follows.

XbSuper,

Thank you for a genuine response.

Omgarm, in Happy Friday, Lemmy

No need to worry about next week until your alarm goes on monday.

KeefChief13,

Facts

AgentGrimstone, in I need it

My map would look really sad

vsh,
@vsh@lemm.ee avatar

Mine would be silent hill lol

variants_of_concern, in toilet humour

Plus if you drop anything in the bathroom and the lid is up it’s ending up in the toilet, learned that one morning when I was about to brush my teeth, that’s when I became a dedicated kid closer

kn33,

dedicated kid closer

“Listen, I just know you’re going to love this play set; and what a deal you’re getting on it, too!”

vic_rattlehead,

Juice boxes are for closers.

jopepa, (edited )

I’m in sales myself and have always admired people that can close with such young markets. Your TEDx “Never Speak First” on power dynamic sales with preverbal toddlers was riveting, what other tricks have you learned to adapt with new generations?

CoolBeance,
@CoolBeance@lemmy.world avatar

“By the way, I’m not too sure if this deal will last until after your afternoon nappies, so you should probably think about when you’re gonna pick this up! I mean, what a waste it would be, right? Remember Mr. Sprinklemuffins?”

Matriks404, (edited )

My braces single elastic band one time landed perfectly in the toilet bowl. At work, lol.

Kase,

What did you do next?

No pressure, but your answer may dictate whether I sleep tonight ever again.

Diurnambule, in Welcome to Capitalism

Refused a work proposition for X/twitter yesterday. They are recruiting for their service handling vidéo media

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Can’t imagine why anyone but MAGA cultists would want to work for them at this point.

Diurnambule,

Yeah and when you see how they are fighting against unions in Europe, you can expect great working conditions.

DragonTypeWyvern,

“Why is this position open?”

Diurnambule,

Lol didn’t go this far, the name is confusing enought to lose time wondering if this is for twitter/X or some mystery company.

kismattic,
@kismattic@lemmy.world avatar

Haha love this! Did you give them any reason why? Or just turned them down??

Diurnambule,

Nope, just told I don’t want to work for Elon when I was asking what company is this work description for. The name X is so confusing that I was wondering if this is X/twitter or if the recruiting company was trying to hide the name of their client. Took like 2-3 LinkedIn messages to be sure it was twitter/X.

kismattic,
@kismattic@lemmy.world avatar

Glad they got the feedback that people don’t want to work for the baby king! SWE here, I wouldn’t ever working for one of his companies or really any of the top tech places , but I also have full imposter syndrome so none of them would want me either 😂

LogicalDrivel, in The die is cast
@LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz avatar

Pineapple is a perfectly acceptable pizza topping.

Alchemy, (edited )
@Alchemy@lemmy.world avatar

Only when paired with jalapeno. Preferably Jalap and bacon.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices, (edited )

Banana is a perfectly acceptable pizza topping.

Edit: by the down votes, I can tell people have never been to Sweden 😂

0ops,

You know I’ll try anything once

n3cr0,

It is THE BEST pizza topping.

CodexArcanum, in Simply must have

Those salacious curves on the

𝓦𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓑𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓷𝓼

really close the deal

Mordred_vat,

with balloons wink wink

beebarfbadger, in Bamboozled

Now look behind you IRL…

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Holy shit beebarfbadger, how’d you get in here?

I can tell by the knife and gorilla tape you’re holding that you’re here to help me with home repairs, so thanks!

majestic, (edited ) in Oh, is that so?

Windooofs: u cant shutdown this pc >:(

Linux: sudo rm -rf /, huh? Go ahead dumbass

Cornelius_Wangenheim,

Sudo is proving you have the privileges. An admin wouldn’t be stopped in Windows either.

Astronautical,

Actually, it’s more like sudo rm -rf /*, since that bypasses the warning.

Chakravanti, (edited )

Knowledge is Pow…

majestic,

Powder

GoosLife,

sniffs

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Milfs

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