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agent_flounder, in Is the industry really this creatively bankrupt?
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jopepa, (edited )

Just like Cherry Glazer ripped off Modest Mouse, just like Modest Mouse ripped off Crosby Stills Nash and Young, just like CSNY ripped off King Princess Edit: Ohio

someguy3, in They don't stop coming

Just makes the reward better.

In all seriousness, life doesn’t stop.

iheartneopets,

Yeah, but that goes for like, grocery stores. If you’re coming in to Marshall’s for some discount throw pillows or Christmas knick knacks when it’s snowing and icing balls outside, yeah I’m gonna think something is wrong with you and lowkey be annoyed you’re even here.

Honsetly after experiencing the covid era, I think it’s the same people who were throwing a fit and refusing to stay in their houses for even one day.

someguy3,

Coming from a winter city, nothing changes when it’s a blizzard. I find it funny when cities shut down when it snows.

kboy101222,

Coming from a city where it was 80 last week and 45 last night, we don’t have a lot of snow equipment here to deal with it, so our roads end up being SUPER dangerous to navigate whenever we get the lightest of snowfall. My city has to borrow snow plows from outside of the state just to manage the roads

iheartneopets,

This exactly. Plus, people around those areas generally have no idea how to drive in that weather so it gets substantially more dangerous just to be out and about. Even if you know what you’re doing to at least stay safe, you can’t assume Joe Shmoe flying onto the highway in his jacked up dodge ram has any clue.

Donger, in Road Rage

When you’re behind a Tesla and they can’t maintain a consistent speed.

feedum_sneedson, in Not inaccurate

I did have to become a “muscle hunk”, actually.

JoMiran, (edited ) in They don't stop coming
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“I feel seen and appreciated” – The hotwifing couple’s bull

EDIT: Well
that joke did not land. Oh well. I promise to continue undeterred as the true mission is to maintain high levels of Lemmy engagement. I am sorry to say that the occasional cringe inducing bad joke is the price y’all have to pay for the health and growth of the fediverse.

can,

The wha?

bstix,

They don’t stop coming.

JoMiran,
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The text, plus the guy being covered gave me the idea.

The joke didn’t land.

Cylusthevirus, in Not inaccurate
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Okay but Henry Cavill is simply unfair to the rest of humanity.

AI_toothbrush, in It's time to put it up

Thats why she married him

De_Narm, in Not inaccurate

I haven’t even seen people succed at getting hunks with that kind of motivation. If you don’t do it for yourself, you set youself up for failure.

carnimoss, in What a feeling

I once had a kid stop and tell her mom I was the most beautiful man she’d seen because I had colorful highlights. I also had another kid stop and tell her mom that I was cute before said highlights. I never forgot those moments

reflex, in Not inaccurate
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I thought Keanu was in the middle.
Markiplier works too.

BaronVonBort, in Not inaccurate

People magazine needs to correct their new sexiest man alive from Patrick Dempsey (which why in the first place) to Markiplier and issue a formal apology immediately.

Franzia, in This is super serious you guys

REAL

cramola, in Not inaccurate

Yeah if I could look like Legolas forever I might do that. As it stands I’m headed in the direction of depressed middle aged father but less handsome so idk

AquaTofana, in March of the Ent.

Damn Treebeard hit that Ozempic hard.

tacosanonymous, in "Get out of my room, Helen!"

I’m that friend. I got beat regardless so, I thought I’d at least earn a few.

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