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esc27, in Oh, you guys want my opinion? Well...

If you think that’s bad, consider all the people who sing along with recorded music like they are part of the band.

shuzuko,

Hey, Any Lee loves how well I harmonize with her. You’re obviously just jealous.

possiblylinux127, in Duh !

Those are the best connectors. The only challenge is when the audio is black instead of white and red.

vaultdweller013, in Duh !

When I was 8 or so I watched three old ladies one of whom was my great aunt try to figure out how to connect a DVD player to a tv and just couldnt. I even told them to stick to the same row for all the cables but noooo I was a kid and they knew better, I was sent to my room. Twenty minutes later they figured it out, im 24 and still fucking annoyed at that shit.

Clent,

Boomers.

vaultdweller013,

Nope, silent generation.

xor,

it wasn’t what you said, it was how you said it

psud,

It may well have been that his crime was acting like he knew how to do it while being 8. I had old people like that around when I was a kid. And I was a very respectful kid

NegativeInf,

Left me so jaded.

Decq,

I’m envious! They at least try. My mom usually buys something new, continues to use the old one till it breaks or not at all (if I don’t intervene). Because attaching a hdmi cable and power cord is too much hassle to even start thinking about. I’ve only last week connected her old cd player and amplifier that was still standing there after she moved 3 years ago. I would do it sooner but she even hates it when I start doing. Oh and not like she’s actually going to use the audio equipment… Radio on the TV sounds just as good, obviously… Ah when she was moving I discovered she had a whole new stereo set still in boxes that she never bothered to even unpack! You know, in case the one she wasn’t already using died or something…

Raine_Wolf,

Parents being dicks to kids because “ow, my pride!” Is SUCH a pet peeve. Sorry you had to deal with that, broski

Leate_Wonceslace,
@Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

This is why I treat kids with respect and understanding. Everyone I meet may know something I’ve never even considered, and it’s worth the time to at least hear them out. It also means that kids tend to trust and respect me without me needing to try to assert any authority, so that’s good.

Red_October, in What a concept!

Don’t forget the timeless pearl of wisdom, “Don’t fight if you’re gonna lose that fight.”

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug,

For a time period where esteem and ego ruled decision making, yeah that’s some solid advice.

andrew_bidlaw,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not only that. People used stars and other predictive technics to navigate their lives, warfare included. Methodical collection of the basics made it the ABC of war. Man invented it as the science.

berrodeguarana, (edited )

I understand finding these things funny when you are a cool, level-headed person or not in a moment of fight or flee situation, but many of us fall prey to dumb reasoning in emotional situations.

Going slightly off-topic, but I’d wager many people have spent a lot of unnecessary money or gone to jail in the heat of the moment. And many of Sun Tzu’s or Lao Tzi’s (Tao) advice is like: “stop, breathe, and think it through mofo, stop being an impulsive idiot and paying a high price for it”

Red_October,

Nobody who is at risk of getting in a bar fight is having their life turned around by The Art of War. If you’re reasonable enough to take a breath and step back from that Chad about to pound your face in, it wasn’t Sun Tzu that did that.

nxdefiant,

"Say you’re sorry, buy him a beer, and then knife his tires"

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captain_aggravated, in Duh !
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

I miss the silver plastic era of AV equipment. Like in the mid-to-late 2000s when every TV was made of silver plastic, and it had that set of composite jacks under a flap on the front, so you could temporarily plug things in, like when your buddy brought his PS2 over. There was a button near the channel and volume buttons that switched between inputs, and it didn’t take a digital act of congress to figure out which setting would get it to display on the TV.

thegoodyinthehoody,

And that flap broke on every tv you had, so they all had the connectors exposed and hella ugly

ook_the_librarian,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

My plastic flap is still intact. Probably because I only ever had it open since I couldnt be bothered to use the rear ports.

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Now everything is a black rectangle with bullshit software and almost two HDMI ports in the back, except one has the sound bar plugged into it, and the labels are stamped into the black plastic and not painted on, and with the shadows behind the television you can’t read them. And it doesn’t work when plugged in anyway. Its easier to just not have friends so that you never have to plug other electronics in. Stare at your phones alone.

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

And it doesn’t work when plugged in anyway.

What shit ass displays are you using?

aulin,

I agree with all of this, except I’d say good riddance to the silver plastic. 😅

Clent,

HDMI for the soundbar? Why aren’t you connecting to it with an optical cable?

OneCardboardBox,

Because then you can use the ARC protocol to minimize the number of remotes. The TV will pass volume controls through the HDMI port and the sound bar will adjust volume.

jtk,
@jtk@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Plus the reduction in magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance is a real game changer.

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Reduces planametric replaneration and effectively eliminates side fumbling of the marzle vanes.

Earthwormjim91,

So just don’t use the built in software. I don’t have any of my TVs connected to the internet or use their built in OS. I have a couple of Apple TVs plugged in and run everything off that. Never even set the things up beyond plugging them in and switching to HDMI 1.

There’s also the Chromecast TV if you use Android.

If you use a separate smart tv device like those, then the only thing you need to care about on the TV itself is resolution, refresh, and number of ports. Or if you want to spend a chunk of change then you can look into things like OLED. But the separate devices make the TV OS irrelevant.

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

My personal TV is a Samsung commercial display unit; it isn’t Roku or Tizen or whatever else. It’s still very much a computer though, it still has a network port and keeps pestering about connecting to the internet and registering it and all that shit.

I drive it with a Raspberry Pi running Kodi.

DrPop, in Almost got me there Google!

Google- seeing as your response was in a mirror we decided to turn on this feature. Deactivation will require you to call the help desk.

runjun, in Too damn high

Candles are way too expensive for this. I’m sure you could get a solar lantern at the “99¢” store.

Sharpiemarker,

Amateurs not saving all their earwax for candles smh

runjun,

Life pro tips with Shrek.

AgentGrimstone, in Duh !

You have to do it without looking tho. That said, I actually found them easier than hdmi. With hdmi, even if I have it the right way I sometimes think it’s the wrong way because it isn’t aligned properly.

someguy3, in Almost got me there Google!

So what’s a good alt keyboard on Android? (for swiping)

zerodawn,

github.com/florisboard/florisboard

It lacks predictive text but it’s in development.

LemmysMum,

Gotta love modern technology that can’t keep up with T9 from the 90’s.

someguy3,

It has swipe?

zerodawn,

It does

RayZ3R0,

Use OpenBoard, github.com/openboard-team/openboard

Florisboard is great and all but its annoying without the predictive text, and i doubt they’re ever gonna add it

zerodawn,

github.com/florisboard/florisboard/…/2314#discuss…

According to this it’s still planned, though time will tell.

someguy3,

Seems like openboard does not have swipe?

Peter1986C, in Duh !
@Peter1986C@lemmings.world avatar

SCART

Something you USonians etc. may have had to go without lol.

vardogor,
@vardogor@mander.xyz avatar

i can’t decide if i’m more jealous of SCART connectors or real healthcare

Peter1986C,
@Peter1986C@lemmings.world avatar

😆

Bleach7297, in Duh !
@Bleach7297@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m sure the struggle the meme referred to was the inferior quality of composite video.

Bleach7297,
@Bleach7297@lemmy.ca avatar

Downvoted by no doubt. You know your format was never pro.

tdawg, in Duh !

The best part was the color coding. You’d crawl back there and hook it up and your grandparents would look at you like you were a wizard

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Username checks out

joyjoy, (edited )

They were faking it. When I was 12, I was pretty smart with tech, but I was not allowed to touch my grandpa’s projector. (It’s because if you didn’t turn it off properly, the bulb would burn out).

He also did some work with ibm back in the 80s, and he didn’t really like kids, so that might have something to do with it.

grahamja, in Too damn high

There will never be enough 40 year old virgin memes.

NounsAndWords, in Almost got me there Google!

Jokes on you humanity, hitting ‘no’ is just another data point that they can use to compare you to millions of other people and use the aggregate data to predict what you’re probably going to do anyway.

lobut, in They shipped him in from Italy

Ah yes, the famous, Chef Mike.

general_kitten,

world’s fastest chef

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

Famous chef Mike Roe Wave

odigo2020, (edited )

Is that what Roe v. Wave was about?

Guest_User,

Exactly, that debate really did heat up

jaybone,

That lasagna was an abortion.

just_change_it,

Hello Mr. Wave!

ChicoSuave,

I always thought his last name was Krowave

just_change_it,

His full name is Mike Rowe Wave.

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