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lugal, in This is my current state

Plot twist: it’s the 5th January already and you missed work

monkeyslikebananas2, (edited )

Get out of my dreams!

Reviever,

jokes on u. i start back up on 8th january.

Serpardum, in Duh !

I had two pieces of equipment to connect and when I matched the colors it wouldn’t work. I had to swap two of the colors. I think they misprinted the colors on the unit.

OrderedChaos, in Pregnancy

If the baby’s legs go through her legs shouldn’t the baby’s arms go through the arms? With all that practice following along with mom babies should be able to walk immediately after birth like the rest of the natural world.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Assuming babies are natural

stringere,

and real

Reddfugee42, in Health "care"

This meme only makes sense in third world poverty,. Ok, well that or the richest nation in the planet.

LetterboxPancake, in This is my current state

Full of cheese is the best state one can achieve I wanna be full of cheese now!.

The_Picard_Maneuver, in Picard forgot a stage
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

It’s not January yet! Maybe I’ll diet between now and then…

match,
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I’ve been dieting for 3 weeks since Christmas

Buffaloaf,

Same. Not a healthy diet, but a diet none the less.

supercriticalcheese,

I did that as well, diet of mostly cheese though

OrteilGenou,

That’s confusing

HootinNHollerin, in Picard forgot a stage

And sick

tdawg, in Picard forgot a stage

Unsure of the year, more like

lugal, (edited ) in Picard forgot a stage

Read the rules! No spoilers in this sub!

Skipper_the_Eyechild,

So… Santa still exists here?

OrteilGenou,

Wym?

Skipper_the_Eyechild,

No spoilers exist here and it’s a Christmas themed post - surely Santa was the original spoiler!?

OrteilGenou,

That woooshed me pretty hard :-)

FatTony,
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I don’t see anything about spoilers so … Bruce Wayne is Batman.

LemmyKnowsBest,

dammit you just ruined Batman for me. I swear I was gonna get around to watching it eventually.

lugal,

You are the kind of guy who reads sources!!! You read the rules because I told you so? What else do you do? Eat little children??

tdawg, in Mr. B-OO-Z-E

Nothing wrong with secretly regifting some of those to friends

tdawg, in They shipped him in from Italy

Genuinely concerned for people who like Olive Garden

fsxylo,

It’s actually as expensive as a fancy Italian place now. Might as well go to the good restaurant.

SendMePhotos,

I like olive garden… I only go like once every few years but I’ve never not enjoyed it.

Kolanaki,
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Between how many users shit on the food posted at Foodporn and give praise to garbage like Olive Garden I’m gonna stop listening to advice about food coming from this site.

BradleyUffner,

All I hear is “Stop liking what I don’t like!!!”

GrammatonCleric, in Picard forgot a stage
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

You guys got cheese? I had to work

SpaceNoodle,

At the cheese factory?

Kase,

Somebody’s gotta meet the demand

SpaceNoodle,

Username checks out

verity_kindle,

Cheese reference? Butterkase?

SpaceNoodle,

Käse literally means cheese in German.

Jilanico, in Pregnancy
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Looks like Slenderman met his Slenderwoman <3

devious, in This is my current state

This picture is inaccurate as it is impossible to be both full of cheese and not be smiling.

SuckMyWang,

Depends where the cheese entered the body

SpaceNoodle,

No, it doesn’t.

Fixbeat, in Mr. B-OO-Z-E

At least they are thoughtful gifts relevant to you. I get gift cards or socks that took zero effort.

saruwatarikooji,

I always get some useless trinket and the line “you’re just so hard to shop for”

cybersandwich,

My (step?)mother in law is really hard to shop for. I always feel like I have no idea what to get her. She doesn’t want for anything, she’s pretty frugal/non-materialistic, doesn’t really have any hobbies, is kinda boring, etc.

I do my best but always wonder if she’s venting online like you (she isn’t for sure).

If people buy you shitty gifts and say that, give them a better wishlist or clear guidance.

saruwatarikooji,

I have literally told them things I would be happy with… I’ve been very specific about some things too. For example, I tend to be hard on jeans so anytime gift giving comes up I will tell people that I will be happy with new jeans and specify my size.

I know I tend towards nonmaterialistic and people seem to hate buying practical gifts but that’s honestly what I would prefer. I have also said on multiple occasions that if they really can’t find anything, I will be extremely happy with a simple bottle of vodka or anything penguin related… Yet somehow I never get useless penguin trinkets.

IDontHavePantsOn,

Comfort items. Nice slippers, snuggie, robe etc…

Anything that makes lounging on the couch is fair game.

High quality bedding can be appropriate depending on relationship level.

Pro tip, work your gift idea into a conversation with them by complaining about your similar item. They will tell you if they love/hate their thing.

Bonus tip, once they start complaining about their thing take note of what they don’t like about it and solve their problems.

Listening to complaints is the real core of thoughtful gift giving.

JJROKCZ,

Personally I like gift cards and socks/underwear, I need those articles of clothing and the gift cards save me spending my money on those places I likely would’ve went to anyway

SuckMyWang,

Family talking: “what does Garry like these days?”

Family talking: “hmm. I don’t really know.”

Family talking: “he kind of goes to work a bit but he doesn’t do much else.”

Family talking: “silent thinking

Family talking: “Alcohol?”

Family talking: “yes! That’s what Garry does, i mean that’s what Garry is, I mean that’s WHO Garry is. An alcoholic. Garry the alcoholic.”

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