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half_built_pyramids, in Mr. B-OO-Z-E

Alllllllllllllllllllllllllcoholism

amotio,

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapes

edgemaster72, in Mr. B-OO-Z-E
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

Everyone thinks I’m an alcoholic? I’ll show them!

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTaUxMtezF5ZpNzPHgP-FaIVqcVIG_gi-knLQ&usqp=CAU

edgemaster72, in Pregnancy
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

Ah yes, the famous 10 week period to let the baby rest and finish cooking before mom pushes the freeloader out

Anticorp, in Health "care"

The doctor doesn’t tell them, they have special people with a little rolling computer that tells them.

Kolanaki, in This is my current state
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Would be me… 'cept I’m not full of cheese :(

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

My condolences.

chemicalwonka, in Mr. B-OO-Z-E
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

In fact, I was always the biggest alcoholic in my family, addicted to Jägermeister but I had to choose between continuing to drink and dying or stopping. Well, I’m here now writing this post

benwubbleyou,

I hope you have found peace in your sobriety, it’s not an easy road.

chemicalwonka,
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

In fact, there comes a time in your life where choices must be made

ashok36,

Not now, bro. I’m in the zone!

Jager bombs.

Anticorp,

Congratulations! How long have you been sober? I’ll be up to six years in a few months. Wewt! Keep it up!

chemicalwonka,
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Since the end of 2019, it was difficult in the beginning but now is everything fine

I can even attend parties without giving into temptation

volvoxvsmarla,

I had a severe alcohol problem but I hid it quite well, high functioning (most of the time, the other time I was hiding behind things like depression, anxiety, burnouts,…). So I got so much alcohol and alcohol related gifts as presents always. Then I finally started to cut down on drinking until I eventually stopped. But since no one really knew why I did that, they continued with the gifts. Even when I was pregnant and had a baby, I wasn’t invited to drink but it was assumed I would pick it up again soon, so… More alcohol.

I just moved and my new landlord gave me a bottle of champagne. Though he even knew I am still breastfeeding (a great excuse to not drink) but “well a glass can’t hurt on Christmas”.

IDontHavePantsOn,

Well fuck me. Ghosts are real.

Viking_Hippie, (edited ) in Picard forgot a stage

Very fitting that my birthday (tomorrow) is in that middle period since that’s basically me throughout the year 😄

Though technically the latter one is also fitting 🤷

meliaesc,

Happy Birthday!

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

Thanks! Turned out it wasn’t, though. Got Legionaire’s disease and spent most of my birthday groaning, sleeping or groaning on the toilet. Not a big fan of being 41 so far…

verity_kindle,

Happy Birthday Today!

UltraMagnus0001, in Duh !

I worked at Best Buy and you’ll be amazed at how many people couldn’t figure that out. I was also a genius for showing my in-laws how to select input to display their dvd player.

ohlaph,

Wait, you can select it?

Damage, in They shipped him in from Italy

Signor Smeg

usualsuspect191, in This is my current state

You just reminded me that I have some cheese in the fridge

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Not for long.

ElBarto, in This is my current state
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ahhh I see someone else found out what their cheese limit is. I haven’t shit properly since Christmas Eve.

OpenStars, in Picard forgot a stage
@OpenStars@kbin.social avatar

Nothing I have ever seen will ever top this image describing the year: https://daysuntilspring.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/81321947_3096760897007337_1939866200221679616_n.jpg

rimjob_rainer,

Funny thing is in our temperate zone the whole festive christmas time is in autumn and christmas itself is at the beginning of winter. Why not move christmas to end of February or so?

Skipper_the_Eyechild, (edited )

Unless you hate Christmas, then it’s a sudden bucket of suck, then a release back into those lovely routines and coping mechanisms.

Hmm. I might be a little broken though. Don’t be like me, enjoy your Christmasses!

Edit: Actually, it’s not so sudden, it’s between a 3 and 12 month to Christmas each year, depending on your age/ access to advertising.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@kbin.social avatar

Who doesn't enjoy our annual, third of a year long Christmas-gasm!?

No don't answer that, I know what you mean:-P.

LemmyKnowsBest,

sounds like northeastern United States. As soon as I had enough money I moved to the tropics. No more gloomy 6 months every year. I couldn’t bear it.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@kbin.social avatar

Northeastern USA is extremely cold compared to temperate Europe.

Though that is nothing compared to north midwestern states, brrr... did you know that at some point, the Fahrenheit and Celsius scales converge? :-P

GreenPlasticSushiGrass, in Mr. B-OO-Z-E
@GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social avatar

LOL! For me, it's any Guinness-branded merch and bourbon glasses. I'm not single anymore, and we had to subtly suggest a gift card for fancy coffee beans. Still got a sweet Guinness hat, though.

intensely_human,

Wow, by now you must have quite a large collection of Guiness stuff. I wonder if your collection is the biggest collection of Guiness stuff in the world.

Steamymoomilk, in Pregnancy

Skinwalker

possiblylinux127, in Pregnancy

What the heck…

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