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ZILtoid1991, in This tracks for every artist I've ever met
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That's because a lot of artists are neurodivergent, and we have really messed-up sleep-awake cycles. Mine barely can be controlled with melatonin.

snooggums, in The power of GNULinux
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You have Windows and Linux backwards.

banana_meccanica, in GNULinux vs Windows vs Macintosh

Will be more realistic if the motobike was with 1 wheel only

metaStatic, in Relationship status

I didn't think I had a spirit animal but here we are

HurlingDurling, in That big city road playmat messed up my traffic expectations too

I fucking loved those books.

Destraight, in Explains why I can’t get out of platinum rank

The initial rocket League logo is not even up there. Probably because this meme is so fucking old that part of the joke has been cropped out

NumbersCanBeFun, in Lo, His first miracle!
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This is making a huge assumption that he existed in the first place. Not sure about you guys but I can’t recall the last time an angel just descended upon us to unleash his wisdom. Pretty sure they were just high as fuck back then and wrote whatever nonsense they could come to with.

NegativeLookBehind, in Sometimes with a very minor change to make it patentable again.
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Meth on the street: $40

Meth when they sing the name of the pill to you in a fancy commercial: $180

Xttweaponttx, in It's just more convenient

Teams room technician here. Just wanna say= fuck teams. For the love of god, use any implementation of video conferencing besides teams.

One small detail that encapsulates all that’s wrong with teams= the software that runs the room-scale experience frequently refers to itself as ‘skype for business’, even in current, official documentation from Microsoft. Hell, the (well known) default password for the system is the acronym ‘sfb’.

Please. If you’re spec’ing new software for video conferencing, use anything but teams.

Lophostemon, in America from a European perspective

Surprisingly accurate.

LegionEris, in C'est la vie

Joke’s on you, sassy crab. Sunday is my Friday! I have three days off now! Weekend is on!

Track_Shovel, in It's just more convenient
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I don’t get it, apart from companies wanting to cover their corporate real estate investments.

All of my work is on a computer

All of my colleagues’ work is on computer.

So why the fuck would I want to meet in person to address a problem? So one of us can literally breathe down the other’s neck looking at the same screen?

GTFO.

Bonehead, in It's just more convenient

When I worked for Bell, they had just ended their WFH policy. I was required to be in the office every day. The rest of my team was still under the policy according to their contract, including my boss who was a 10 minute walk from the office, so they all worked from home. And most of my meetings involved teams in 3 different cities, not to mention the fact that it was Bell, so all meetings were over the phone with a screen sharing app. There were some other people that worked in the office, but they worked with different teams so I didn't interact with them beyond saying "hi" in the break room as I was getting coffee. But it was apparently very important that I be in the office.

Some days I really appreciate the fact that I left IT.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in It's just more convenient
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This is why hybrid is a dumb idea unless everyone in the meeting is in the office on the same day.

Diplomjodler, in It's just more convenient

The company I work at has a couple of buildings spread out over a larger campus. Before COVID, you’d just go over to the other building for meetings. Now nobody can be arsed to walk across any more. But we still have to come in because face to face communication is sooo important!

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