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Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in It's just more convenient
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This is why hybrid is a dumb idea unless everyone in the meeting is in the office on the same day.

Diplomjodler, in It's just more convenient

The company I work at has a couple of buildings spread out over a larger campus. Before COVID, you’d just go over to the other building for meetings. Now nobody can be arsed to walk across any more. But we still have to come in because face to face communication is sooo important!

lugal, in Why gay?

“I don’t have prejudice. Only Eastern Europeans have.”

mojo, in It was a clean run, I swear.

Being a moderate already is sad, being a speedrun mod is even more sad

JackbyDev, in The line's back there

OP you fucking idiot, if you expect people to get over two miles back then you’ve artificially extended the lane closure an additional two miles.

vettnerk, in I have a customer support request

Correct me if I am wrong, but I was under impression that Porche lost the bid to build Tigers, though? And all the chassis they built for it were instead used for the Ferdinand.

Plibbert,

Nah wiki says your right. A company called Henschel made the tiger. Krupp helped with the tiger 2. Porsche was barley involved. I didn’t even know he competed for the contract, I thought he just coined the name.

this_1_is_mine,

Because they were prohibitively expensive in materials to make. They were diesel electric. Like modern trains. But all the copper needed made them unfeasible.

MonkderZweite, in The floor is lava

Meesa man.

Blackmist, in He can't be stopped

Made three out of the top four grossing movies of all time.

I don’t really like any of them, but you can’t argue with the results. The man knows how to put bums on cinema seats.

TheMightyCanuck, in The line's back there
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Not you Picard… say it ain’t so!!

It’s a zipper merge if the lane closes. Use all available lanes and alternate the right of way to keep traffic moving. It’s assholes who think they’re high and mighty that cause headaches in these situations

Shieldtoad, in Reincarnated assassins. All of 'em.

I would fall down the stairs and then apologize and give the cat treats because I hurt it.

Fuck_u_spez_, in Dream Big

Not that anyone asked or even cares, but you know what really annoys me? Liquid IV. It’s this trendy rehydration beverage with electrolytes and shit. Why does it annoy me? Setting aside the fact that every actual IV is in liquid form, not only is the drink not an actual IV, obviously, but it’s not even a liquid. It’s a fucking powdered drink mix. /rant

chetradley,

Hang on, was I not supposed to be taking it intravenously?

Fuck_u_spez_,

IDK I’ve just been snorting mine.

Zaphod, in The floor is lava

The floor is lava

Nougat, in The line's back there

You should be using all lanes of traffic, and zipper merge at the end.

snooggums,
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The main problem with zipper merges in practice are selfish people who rush to zipper and cause even more congestion because of their erratic attempt to merge. Like traffic circles they work great when everyone is doing it right and they cam get really messed up when people do it wrong.

It would be great if zipper merging was taught as part of getting a license. Or they actually required someone to learn how to zipper merge as part of their license renewal.

Nougat,

Do you mean "rush to zipper" as in "using an open lane to move forward and then zipper merge into the remaining lane when that one closes?" That is precisely what you should do.

The problem is the selfish people who refuse to let those people actually zipper merge, like OP.

somas,
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@Nougat
It’s hard to discuss zipper merging because people use to justify all sorts of dick behavior. Zipping through an empty left turn only lane to skip to the head of a right turn only lane for example. That’s not an example of zipper merging but there’s tons of people who I’ve seen argue that’s acceptable behavior.

Nougat,

That’s not an example of zipper merging but there’s tons of people who I’ve seen argue that’s acceptable behavior.

We agree that that's not what we're talking about, and those people are wrong. That wasn't hard at all.

jimmydoreisalefty, in The line's back there

I think it is similar to when lanes merge. Better to stay in lane and then do zipper method.

If lane is open, cars will speed up until they reach merged/closed lane…

What do y’all say?

ryathal,

States that mandate signs about lane closures being really far out claim it makes traffic flow better. In my experience it just makes traffic stop in a different spot and is likely worse than zipper merges.

snooggums,
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My state just recently started posting signs to keep using both lanes so people wouldn't go to one lane far too early. It was nice to be able to zipper merge without people pushing back.

Annoyed_Crabby, in They're slow and don't even have weapons.

Unless it’s like Left 4 Dead virus, that thing is airborne and insanely infectious.

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