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Grass, in Gen Z's down bad

Any tl:dw/r? Can’t sound rn and word by word captions shouldn’t exist. I can read the whole sentence in the time between words popping up…

brbposting,

“I love New Year’s resolutions. This year I’m trying to walk 10,000 steps a day. Woo! When we’re all sharing those out loud and you said give up ketamine, it felt less like a resolution we share with our colleagues and more like something we’ve voiced to close friends and family.

I notice starting on Jan one and then going, it looks like indefinitely, you put two hour blocks every day from 11 to one for protecting your piece. Can you just share a little bit more with me about how these pertain to our work as a consulting firm?

As a friendly etiquette reminder, I know we’ve been out for the holidays for a bit, but addressing the client as BB and email or verbally, not gonna fly.

I know we have that kind of goal setting session and you said, I wanna be that b*****. It’s not a smart goal. Remember we talked about smart goals. So it’s hard for us to measure against.

When you send us all of those like 30 snap chats of the New Year’s party you attended screaming, give me a kiss to like multiple men and women. It felt like a window into your life that we as your colleagues shouldn’t be peering into.

When I pinged you, I was like, where are you? Are you joining? And you were like, it’s 730 a.m. I’m still recovering from the holidays. I got to stop back. I was like, huh? You know, I was like, huh?

We are here to support you and I as your boss, especially I wanna do that. One of your goals, however, it felt like a little more of a personal goal. It was, I need a boyfriend, I’m down bad. I totally, I totally get it. I being alone, especially the holidays, it sucks. That’s not really like a work goal.”

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Hesitated to do this but wanted to investigate available options.

Couldn’t find a service to do an MP4 URL to text but Converter.app handled it via local upload.

Unfortunately it’s not really funny anymore. Well I think it is but I have the creator’s mannerisms and timing in mind while reading. Hopefully you’re getting this notification when you can sound rn.

Legge, in Like a glove.

This looks a lot like Indianapolis. The bridges like this downtown are awful, but also how did they manage to get the truck so stuck??

chetradley, (edited )

You guessed it. Intersection of College and Washington: 39.7668, -86.1457.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/55ddc553-86d8-4c43-82f9-1b695a2174ec.png

jaybone,

Why are the numbers different?

chetradley,

Not sure, perhaps they re-measured or leveled the area at some point. This is definitely the spot though.

donslaught,

It kind of looks like the road may have been resurfaced. The curbs at the bottom of the pillars look a little taller in the second picture.

bowser1035,

I recognized it instantly also! I’ve never seen a fuck up that bad before, but I’ve seen plenty of trucks have to make a 3-point turn after getting stuck under that bridge.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

From the looks of it it’s fairly cold and the road might be icy, so I’m guessing they spun out and lost control of the truck.

fine_sandy_bottom, in Like a glove.

How in the fuck does this not say “two men one truck”. Opportunity missed.

darkdemize,

The company is older than that video.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Because it’s a take on that Ted danson movie “three men and a baby”

not two girls one cup

VelvetStorm, in Why can't we get our shit together?

Because Republicans don’t give a shit if we live or die. Democrats arnt much better but they are still better.

Kyatto,
@Kyatto@leminal.space avatar

Cause at least democrats tell you that you’re valid while rejecting your claims and rights, it’s just those darn rascals the republicans in the way, and if they aren’t… we have to appeal to the moderates for next cycle ofc

VelvetStorm,

I mean Democrats aren’t telling 10 year old rape victims that they have to give birth and they aren’t arresting women who have miscarriages nor are they trying to erase the lgbtq community. They also arnt letting women die while pregnant with a fetus that is just going to die a very painful death when it is born. So ya I think the dems arnt the best but they sure as fuck are 1000 times better than the other hateful turds.

Kyatto,
@Kyatto@leminal.space avatar

you aren’t wrong but I wish the metric we had wasn’t “does less bad things” I know they aren’t literally satan dancing on your grave playing the fiddle like the “other team” but it would be real great to have a party that actually does some good. I’m sure there are some state governments and local governments that are doing good things, but I unfortunately remain trapped in a red state where all I can see is the tire fire of republican rule and the occasional federal crop up of, we’re still committing imperialism and aren’t fighting for workers rights but at least we aren’t actively taking away women’s rights and sexual/identity protections, yet, democrats.

The fact they aren’t actively taking away protections is great, but… do they actually do anything to improve things? No, if they don’t fight for us or make things better than they are a stop on the way down, they are hardly less bad. They are just the other side of the ball rolling down the hill.

NessD, in The ability to speak does not make you intelligent

I’ve got a bad feeling about this.

ahornsirup,
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I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Scubus,

You wanna buy some death sticks?

lemmy_get_my_coat,

I’ve got a bad lack of faith, death sticks.

MrScottyTay, (edited ) in 2B or not 2B... that is the pencil

I’ve never heard the pink panther theme as “to do…” I hear it more as “Duh-nuh…”

lugal,

Guess you never watched this great video about English speech rythm: youtu.be/qfCsiF80TX0?si=XaVLYewe0oahgz9j

Scubus,

It’s more duh-dum imo

DharmaCurious, in Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

A spoiler warning would have been nice. I haven’t read it yet!

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

It’s only been out for 2,800 years, how much more time do you need?

LEDZeppelin,

I’m waiting for season 2 to come out

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I hear it will be released right after Half-Life 3.

nxdefiant,

2.5.2 soon.

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Standard courtesy is 3 millennia.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Gilgamesh dies.

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

D: Now you’re just being intentionally cruel!

Timecircleline, in Would you like some ketchup with that?

Is the relish attached? Or does it just sit on top?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

If you want to find out, I guess you’re going to have to touch it…

IndiBrony, in You can explain anything with science
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

On a whovian note: I always held a head canon that the Doctor was actually giving a psychics lesson here, but because it was so complex and so far out of the understanding of the school kids, the TARDIS simply translates his speech to repeatedly saying “physics”

TheDoctorDonna,

I love this! Officially adapted into my head canon now.

proper, in Like a glove.
@proper@lemmy.world avatar

more like “Two men and they’re stuck”.

goodnight everyone!

Anticorp,

What are you doing Step Tunnel?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Two men and they fucked up

Mikesomething, in Like a glove.

This is fort Meyers, FL.

Here on vacation and just drove by these guy’s shop

chetradley,

This is Indianapolis. Here is the news story about it: youtu.be/87OurbTvw8c?si=a2qPoRxSMYRl3Zj5

Mamertine,

2 men and a truck?

They’re franchises. They’re everywhere.

ours,

Impressive for just 2 dudes and a single truck. They get around I guess.

jaybone,

They are like the Santa Claus of movers.

Mikesomething,

Ahh, my mistake. I assumed from the look of the place/truck that it was literally two men and a truck

Mamertine,

It’s all good. Based on the name it’s a common thing. For a long time, I assumed they were local to my area. Then I saw them in another city when traveling.

Spendrill, in Age range

What on earth is going on with that picture? Apparently the main source is this picture here. https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/c9fc44df-f7b7-45c4-8de7-c6da337f4cd5.webp

Who processed it and why?

ech,

I don’t know what the impetus is, but some people seem compelled to put face filters on pretty much everything. I saw a post a while back with a historical photo that had been processed for some reason. It’s absurd.

Stalinwolf,
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

Holy shit. They were children. These chicks were older than me back then and looked like adults.

Jarix,

Achievment unlocked. You have earned a new perspective!

ExfilBravo, in Ramen

Pro tip for ramen with a packet of seasoning. Only use like 1/4 of that seasoning. It will still taste awesome and you wont feel like shit after you eat it.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I recommend using the whole packet and just using slightly less water so you actually have some flavor left that isn’t watered down.

Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

And add a dash of sesame oil

SRo,

That’s the opposite of a pro tip. Guess you are one of those people who water down coffee.

LotrOrc,

Guys don’t do this

Digestive_Biscuit,
@Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk avatar

Aye you taking about hot seasoning? We do this is we’re not wanting it too hot. It’s also great keeping the left over seasoning for other meals.

JPSound, in I went back in a moment of weakness and was punished for my transgression

I left the day they made the switch and, after 12 years as a daily user, i haven’t logged into my account since. Because of Lemmy, don’t miss it one bit. The only reason I ever see reddit posts is when they happen to show up in any of my DDG searches. Usually, they show up when I’m trying to seach for info flabout a game or mods, at which point my reddit usage is purely utilitarian. I dont login and i no longer use it as any source of entertainment or online social interactions.

Lemmy reminds me of very early Reddit, which is unrecognizable in its current state. After years of stupid decisions, the overwhelming barrage of adds, trackers and corperate greed, the reddit I found so engaging and entertaining was lost years ago. My exit was just an acknowledgement of that truth.

JPSound,

“SiR, tHiS iS a wEnDyS!” tips fedora

Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!

wowwoweowza,

Feel basically the same way you feel except that curiosity has gotten the better of me more than once.

Feels like Lemmy should be seeing more growth?

JPSound,

IMO there’s certainly nothing wrong with going on reddit. There’s still stuff there but it’s just not the same and it’s not for me. They don’t respect their users at all and I’m just not going to give them anymore of my time.

I haven’t been here all that long butI think Lemmy is growing and real growth takes years. It seemed like reddit was this little secret for the first few years, then BOOM! Massive growth and it was a slow decline after that. Lemmy is on the upswing and with any luck, this place won’t fall into the same pitfalls ar reddit.

wowwoweowza,

There was a glitch with my instance this morning — Lemmy.ml. Haven’t used what happened but these enterprises are not a piece of cake to keep going.

betz24,

I think that sentiment is the same why people ask why there aren’t more Linux user’s. Some people just don’t bother.

nexguy, in Remember when everything was so blocky?
@nexguy@lemmy.world avatar

And we still can’t agree on how to pronounce PNG. The inventer says PNG… case closed degenerates.

Aasikki,

JIF

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