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nxdefiant, (edited ) in Inspiration

After they were actually American, they resorted to “What it was called by the people who lived here first, but pronounced wrong”

lugal,

who lived here first

Sounds like they still live here. And sounds like they were a homogeneous mass. There were differnt cultures living together and to choose a word they used, is a nice gesture, but still it was the whites who decided which one to pick

SwingingTheLamp,

Hey, that’s just not true. Sure, the name of my state is Wisconsin, but we also have names based on “What it was called by the French, but pronounced wrong,” like Beloit (“buh-loit”), Butte des Morts (“boo-da-more”), and Lac Courte Oreilles (“la-coo-der-ray”).

nxdefiant,

true

768, in Gen Z's down bad

OP, what is this?

protist,

Giving Gen Z feedback

brbposting,

Artisanal, curated, hand-selected

Maymay

From my computer to yours

can,

Post a screenshot.

brbposting,

Video not playing for you? Screengrabs won’t do it justice:

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/ada2f6eb-001e-485f-945f-75e2e40b842e.jpeg

Grabbed these by pasting the URL into EZGIF - DIY tip that should work cross-platform in case of grand curiosity while facing a technical issue.

If it was another reason, I’m curious to know!

768,

Cursed.

brbposting,

U no like my maymay :-(

erranto, in I guess it's the pretty colors?

I don’t blame the users here, remember from 2008 to 2012 where chrome ads where plastered on every website. Google knew what it was doing spreading its Trojan horse. I wouldn’t have known about the existence of chromium if I wasn’t lurking of privacy forums, blame google this time.

Demdaru,

Back then chrome was useful tho. Faster than any competition.

Now, while it’s still fast, it’s so. Fekkin. Hungry.

ILikeBoobies,

It wasn’t, people were using out dated explorer versions and up to date Chrome was faster

Luckily Microsoft learned from Google that you can’t leave updates up to the user

MystikIncarnate,

I want my browser to be hungry. I’d rather have it using the memory for sites than have the sites reload when I switch tabs. I want it to be fast on all things.

This is not exclusive to Chrome. No matter what I use, I want it to be running from RAM and not have to swap or reload anything. Even things on my phone. I absolutely hate when I’m in the middle of multitasking on my phone and I go back to some information and the app has been unloaded and needs to load from scratch again (sometimes requiring a login to view the information I had previously retrieved).

That being said, I load everything I own up with about as much RAM as I can, and I buy devices with more RAM than I think I’ll need. Generally when considering an upgrade to my current cellphone, I’m looking at the RAM of the new phone and considering if the increased amount justifies the work and cost involved with changing phones (if there’s an increase at all). Since RAM will be the most significant factor in whether or not something can keep up with me.

My main PC has 64G, my laptop has 32G, and I believe right now, my current phone has 8G. It may be time to upgrade my phone…

Demdaru,

I…wow…whew…my PC has 12gb…you’re scary my man…

A-anyway, I believe browsers shouldn’t be that hungry…

MystikIncarnate, (edited )

Don’t be scared. I’m rarely over 32GB of use. I mainly have it for when I need to do some virtualization/lab work.

Even when I do labs though, I usually debate whether to run them local or put them on my home server with 256GB of RAM.

Edit to add: since I have the memory, I’d rather that chrome uses it for useful stuff. No point in having the memory if it’s just going to sit vacant most of the time. I already bought the RAM, so I might as well use it.

Mesophar,

Not 96gb or 128gb on your pc?

MystikIncarnate,

I’ve been thinking about upgrading. I have room to increase the memory on my main system, and my laptop. I can easily double both…

I believe my main system will support upwards of 1.5TB of RAM in specific configurations. I likely would not exceed 256GB. Beyond that and even the best CPUs for my system probably wouldn’t be able to support enough processes to really take advantage of it. Even now I’m more concerned about CPU speed in my main rig than I am about RAM. I’ll probably pick up something with faster cores soon.

Sheeple, in That's cap
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Who cares what they think lol you got a girlfriend

ITypeWithMyDick,

Is this a woosh? I dont know if its a woosh…

Sheeple, (edited )
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

2016 reddit ass meme

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

*spezit

HeyJoe, in You can explain anything with science

Wait till you are 35-40 years old. Guaranteed, staying up until 6am is going to be a challenge. Also, getting up around 6am is easier because you gotta pee.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

I hear that. I stayed up until 1am playing pc games and now my shoulder hurts like I spent 6 hours arm wrestling a bear. I’m learning about RSI in realtime…

variants,

Plus getting up at 4am for over a decade makes it easier to get up and The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup

SomeoneElse,

I’m in that age range and my insomnia has recently returned. Like when I was younger, I can’t go to sleep until dawn - almost like the daylight makes it safe to sleep or something? Weird as hell. It’s currently gone 2am and I’m not remotely sleepy. I’d been nocturnal for sure if it was remotely feasible/socially acceptable.

quicksand,

Work a job with a night shift. I just switched from days to nights and I’m loving it. Plus night shifts usually pay more.

floral_toxicity,

I’m 38 and am a night owl. I work a 8-5. During holidays I drift HARD to staying up late and waking up late. I’m in the Eastern time zone and it’s 12:46 a.m. EST. FML.

It’s a bitch when I have to go back. I’ve been a night owl since high school. My mom is one. Everyone I associated with in high school was one. In HS I worked a pizza job and regularly closed the store late at night and stuck around to shoot the shit.

HeyJoe,

I was a night owl as well until around the age of 25. After that I just couldn’t do it anymore. And I guess it all depends on your definition of night owl as well. Back before age 25 I would go from work to staying out all night to showing up back at work the next morning with zero sleep or watch movies and play video games till very late without any issues. These days I can’t imagine going out like that unless it’s a festival, but the last one I even went to was 2016. I am still up till about 1am just because with kids I like to have the 2-3 hours of peace to do what I want to do. It’s about 1am when I dose off. It’s not like I am going to bed at 10pm, I just can’t stay up all night like I used to.

Wanderer, in Age range

How do people deal with getting older when the hottest girls are out of your age range.

I was hoping as I get older women I’m most attracted to would get older. Seems my standards are just lowering but a 20 year is still banging.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

when the hottest girls are out of your age range.

I’m 46. I’m married, but if I was single, I find women near my age more attractive than much younger women. The sophistication and poise that can come with age is more attractive to me. I’m not saying I would kick either of the above women out of my bed, but I’d much rather be with someone in their 40s.

Vespair,

The sophistication and poise that can come with age is more attractive to me

There are sophisticated 20 year olds and there boorish 60 year olds.

The dichotomy you describe isn’t real, it’s projected onto these women.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

There are sophisticated 20 year olds and there boorish 60 year olds.

Hence the word ‘can.’

The dichotomy you describe isn’t real, it’s projected onto these women.

Poise and sophistication is something that often comes with age regardless of gender.

Vespair, (edited )

Poise and sophistication is something that often comes with age regardless of gender.

Relative poise and sophistication. Nobody exists in a vacuum, and while yes I do agree that people generally progress and refine themselves as they age, there are hundreds of other factors that I would argue are vastly more relevant than age. It’s not hard to find a 20 year old from a nurturing environment or conversely a 20 year old who survived difficult and grounding circumstances either of which may display vastly more sophistication and poise than a spoiled 60 year old raised in comfort and wealth who never had to challenge any of their expectations.

While some trend might exist between the two things, a) I think it’s wildly overblown, b) it’s nowhere near absolute enough to establish rules based upon it, and c) regardless it’s an aside from what you claim to be after anyway. If you want a partner with sophistication and poise, then seek one with those qualities, don’t just project them onto him/her/them because you assume they should have them based on age. If you’ve got a craving for apple you shouldn’t pick up a pomegranate just because you know the food you like is colored red.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

This is the second time you have accused me of projecting. Where is your evidence that I am projecting anything onto anyone?

Vespair,

To be honest I thought we were sort of discussing in generalities rather than intending any of it to read as directed at you personally. I apologize, I wasn’t attempting to accuse you specifically of anything. I meant we, as a society, project these ideas, and to go further I’ll admit it’s sloppy word choice as what I mean is I guess more closely “presume to have” rather than “project.” Again, I did not mean any specific insult or accusation to be directed at you and apologize for presenting my point in a way that could be read as such.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Okay, fair enough.

FeelzGoodMan420, (edited )

Is that even a serious question? It’s literally biology. Humans are in their prime between like 18 and 24 years old (just made that range up so could be +/- few years but likely close). Same concept as why a fucking tomato will look worse 4 days after you bring it home from the store. We are organic beings. Organic materials degrade. Just accept it ;-). There is more to a relationship than looks.

You may wanna bang a 20 year old when you’re 40, but would you want to date/marry a 20 year old? I certainly fucking wouldn’t.

Agent641,

You pivot from being attracted to physical attributes towards being attracted to personality.

TempermentalAnomaly,

That, and people who see you with all the warts, scars and more… And see it as just part of you.

arin,

IDK hot women are hot not based on age, if the have good common sense and intelligence, already above 7. I’d rather date an 18 year old who can think critically and not believe dumb nonsense on Facebook than a 40 year old who talks like a spoiled elementary schooler believing in essential oils and qanon shit. Plus no random kids from Father’s they don’t know💀

ook_the_librarian,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

How do people deal with getting older when the hottest girls are out of your age range.

There are certain qualities a man needs to consistently attract hot women. Age does not matter as much as one would think. It certainly doesn’t matter in a way that is fair to women.

So as the hottest girls leave my age range, I don’t much think about it. I’m turning 40 this year, and I’m worrying about how old I’ll be at my kids’ graduations not what any 20-somethings think about old man me.

StorminNorman,

You’re still gonna be attracted to 20yos physically. There’s over 100k years of evolution that wants you to mate with the fittest, most attractive mate that you can. But is that a person you actually want to spend time with outside of the bedroom? So, yeah, your standards in regards to physical attractiveness are gonna drop as you age, but your other standards will likely change too.

Eximius, (edited )

One aspect: I feel once you start thinking about having a family (and not being a farting old decrepid mess by the time your children are 20yo) you really start looking for someone who can be committed and would be interested in starting one, and that really doesn’t include hot 20yo girls.

Another: People who age gracefully show they can take care of themselves and look amazing any age. That is powerful. Combined with the fact 25+ have a much better sense of style and manners, and understand the world so much more in a nuanced way.

bluewing,

Disclaimer: I’m old and retired. My wife is 7 years younger than me and we’ve been married 37 years.

You will always stop and look at and admire a pretty young lady. You might even think to yourself, “If I was 40 years younger!” And then immediately think to yourself “But any way”.

As you get older you will become more attracted to older women. Not because you think they are prettier than younger women, that’s biology for you. But, you will find the personality and cultural reference points of age far more compelling than plain beauty in your relationships. Turns out, shared life experiences and culture means more in the long run than the smell of bubble gum and all the drama of youth.

TeenieBopper,

Eh. I want to fuck a 20 year old. I want to have a relationship with a 40 year old. I’ve been in two different casual relationships with women younger than me (33/23, and 35/26) and they were exhausting. Not having any common cultural touchstones was a much bigger bummer than I thought it would be. So I wanted to spend an hour or two with them, but I find myself perfectly content spending an entire day with my current (39/35) fiance.

foggy, (edited ) in fr fr ong

As a millennial, describing something as fire, or mids, that was us. Y’all youngings are appropriating old people culture. That’s how we described weed in the 2000s.

Edit: also when kids were saying ‘ratchet’, that was a direct descendent of Nurse Ratchet in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. Ken Keasy used that name to be a homonym for “rat shit.” Next time you hear so e drop ‘ratchet,’ ask them what it means. They won’t even know.

It’s weird how old slang crops up like that. Ratchet was like, the 60s.

Edit2: I predict “kind” will get taken in, like “KB” or “kind bud” to mean “dope”. Like “you those shoes are kind, fam”.

I also predict that “beasters” might make it’s way in, but “beast” already meaning “dominate” might trip it up, because “beasters” were weed that was grown rushed with phosphates in the soil in indoor hydroponic labs, and that shit had lower THC content than most mids, looked better, but smelled off. Dead giveaway was hollow stems. Idk. Calling beats by dre headphones “beasters” would be a fitting insult to their products.

Fleek died the moment someone managed to get that fire started. Good riddance.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Others dislike the word “Mid” because it’s youth slang

I dislike the word “Mid” because it’s often used to imply that average is bad

foggy,

But mids (weed) are the worst.

pearsaltchocolatebar,

I see you haven’t had Mexican ditch weed, although I did always like quantity over quality.

ShadyGrove, (edited )

We used to call Mexican brick weed regs, or reggie, which I guess was slang for regular. Though I’m not sure why we called it that because it was much easier to find “fire” weed…which we called krypto or crippie. I think that was a south Florida thing though.

pearsaltchocolatebar, (edited )

Ah, I’m in a border state, so brick weed was super easy to get. I had a buddy that would stuff a quart zip lock full for $40.

I personally find all of the high quality weed to be too strong. I don’t smoke enough to have a high tolerance, so even one hit can be too much. I wish shops would sell lower thc stuff, although I’ve had good success with D8

foggy, (edited )

Yeah, we called it brick weed cause they were packaged to save space not the product… and we generally didn’t fuck with it because it wasn’t even green by the time it was up in New england

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

I bought a batch of that shit once that had been dyed green - you could tell because most of the green pigment ended up concentrated at the end of the fat stems. Nastiest shit ever, I’m probably lucky to be alive.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve had Indiana ditch weed. There’s basically no THC in it at all. But it’s useful to sell to other high school kids who aren’t aware of that and then think they’re high when they smoke it.

feedum_sneedson,

schwag

foggy,

That’s how you insult someone’s mids.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I had never heard that slang for weed before in my life and I was meeting up with an old friend about 10 years ago who was going to get weed for me and he said, “I can get mids.” And I said, “I don’t do pills, man. I’m just interested in weed.” I thought he said “meds.”

jaybone,

Aladeen fam

normalexit,

I take it as average rather than great, which while it does have a less than stellar implication, doesn’t seem like it is inherently bad. Moreso a “meets expectations” with a hint of “there are better options available”

blanketswithsmallpox, (edited )

I hear mid and I think oh shit, cheaper for more that isn’t overpriced shiny crystal smelly shit but still almost smokes the same.

Kinda like every movie, song, and game ever describes as mid lol.

I swear people can’t just enjoy popcorn shit anymore which is all anything mid is. Sometimes I don’t want to watch the best movie ever. Sometimes I just want to watch stupid lighthearted comedy that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Sometimes I just want another stock standard Meteoidvania or Harvest Moon clone.

When you quit chasing new highs constantly, even the old highs work well. And I don’t even smoke lol.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Her name is Ratched, not Ratchet.

littlebluespark,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

I like the cut of your jib, sir.

Psythik, (edited )

“Yo” is another one that the Zoomers love. I haven’t heard so much usage of that word since the mid 90s. And “bruh” is just another form of “bro”/“brah”.

Another good example is when twerking made a comeback a few years ago, despite not being a thing since 2000s hip hip.

foggy,

Or the Harlem Shake, like that wasn’t already a thing.

Jax,

Breh was around in like 2010, bruh really isn’t that much different.

funkless_eck, (edited )

there was a book (Terry Pratchett?) I read as a young adult that had a character called Yoless because it was the 90s and he didn’t ever say “yo” and everyone thought that was notable, weird and hysterical

can,

ask them what it means. They won’t even know.

I’d argue they’d know what it means but wouldn’t know the origin. Words evolve. I just learned this etymology now but I’ve always known what it meant implicitly when said. Tbh I assumed it was more local/rural slang when I was younger because I mainly heard it from other kids, not in media, etc.

foggy, (edited )

I guess what I mean is if you asked them with regard to the etymology… Ratchet is a word. It has a meaning highly disparate from “shitty.” Like, it’s a tool. A noun. It does things.

So kids using this word against its actual meaning, ask them why and they won’t understand.

Like if I asked you why you were using the word ratchet (say yesterday), which is a tool that helps turn bolts, in place of the word “shitty” and you’d be all 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

feedum_sneedson, (edited )

I thought it was an AAVE corruption of “wretched”. Nurse Ratched was certainly that, but it didn’t derive from the character’s name. Urban Louisiana slang, more like.

Is teaching AAVE a thing anymore or did they decide it was racist? I can’t keep up. I know for a while there was an argument that teaching AAVE at schools was designed to entrench a kind of linguistic class ghetto, but then you also had the liberal “hecking valid” argument, and I’m not sure what the current party line is.

foggy, (edited )

Nurse Ratchet has nothing to do with African American Vernacular English, or “ebonics”.

Just gonna add that bringing AAVE and education into the conversation (which has nothing to do with ebonics or education whatsoever) makes you come off a bit like a possible race baiting dog whistler. It’s an amazingly easy thing to avoid, so I’ve tagged you with a cute lil nickname to keep track.

feedum_sneedson,

Alright mate, I’ll just tag you as “cunt” in that case 👍

littlebluespark,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

Right back atcha, fucknut.

feedum_sneedson,

I’m not the person accusing people of thought crimes for being class-conscious, I swear to God I’m so fed up of the internet.

knight, in Age range

Sometimes women want a real man with real skills, not a 25-year-old boy living with his parents. Young healthy women are attractive. Win-win.

dodgy_bagel,

No. I tried. They’re 40 year old man children who are marginally better at hiding it, except these daughter fuckers won’t grow out of it.

It takes a special kind of toad to seek out a much younger spouse.

ByGourou,

You may be right, but I hate it.

MeatsOfRage, in Until we meet again!

…yea? They’re not gonna zip themselves

tpihkal,

Why wouldn’t you just have your bathroom attendant do it?

warbond,

I have no idea where that bathroom attendant has been, which is why I always use a manservant to tuck me back in and zip me up. It’s the only way to be sure.

Vitaly, in Troy: I'll Try
@Vitaly@feddit.uk avatar

Im not sure if angus is a real name, but anyway

ArcticAmphibian,

It’s very USA Southern. I knew an Angus.

CaptainBlagbird,
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

Do you know AC/DC?

Vitaly,
@Vitaly@feddit.uk avatar
Iron_Lynx,

I think it’s a relatively common name among Irish people. It certainly is a name that vibes Irish to me.

funkless_eck,

Scottish, from Aengus, from Angaidh (An-Ghee)

pigup, in fr fr ong

It’s all predominantly young kids adopting/appropriating American Black vernacular and calling it their own. Millennials did it, genz does it. Go ahead and down vote me, my back hurts.

SCB, (edited )

See people say this like it’s Black vernacular but dont recognize that it’s just urban vernacular. Urban vernacular changes frequently because there’s more people around. The internet adopts it quickly, and it spreads from there, as the actual initial definition of a memetic concept.

There’s a reason society as a whole doesn’t co-opt rural Black vernacular, and it’s because it isn’t actually racially-based.

yeah,

There’s MLE (multicultural London English) in the UK. Must be similar all over.

Anticorp, (edited )

Exactly. I just had this argument with a couple of friends who were raised rich white kids, in the rich white neighborhood. They were criticizing me for appropriating black vernacular, and wouldn’t believe me that my entire neighborhood and school spoke that way. It’s inter-urban (poor) slang, not specifically black. Most of my neighborhood was Mexican, yet they all used these terms. Granted, they have different inflections on the words, but the vocabulary is pretty much the same. Anyways, now I have friends accusing me of racism for speaking the way I’ve spoken my entire life. I just hadn’t loosened up enough to speak that way around them before. Ain’t identity politics grand?

assassin_aragorn,

I find it charming in a way. Urban vernacular becoming the lingo of even contemporary rich kids.

Then again, I just said I found something charming, so maybe I’m out of touch.

Welt,

I think you’ll find it’s the children who are wrong

agamemnonymous, in fr fr ong
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

“That’s fire” has an Urban Dictionary entry from 2007.

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug,

My dad is in his 50s and has being using fire as an adjective for as long as I can remember

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

No cap?

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug,

Ong ghawd bruh

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

I’m straight bussin

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Straight bussin that bussy, amirite?

casmael,

Frfr

magnetosphere,
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

I don’t know what it means either. I’ve heard the other two in casual conversation, but “no cap” is completely new to me.

BlemboTheThird, (edited )

in this specific context it means bullshit, like “no bullshit,” but it can’t be used literally any other way because “to cap” someone means killing them

quinkin,

Completely hatless.

Welt,

I repeat, hatless

AllonzeeLV,

Yeah, that one was ours.

casmael,

Filthy little hobbitses always stealing, always thieving, trying to take away our precious

MeatsOfRage, (edited ) in Troy: I'll Try

Matt. You have no power here!

spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar
LemmyKnowsBest,

everyone will just walk all over you

samus12345, in Troy: I'll Try
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Polo is a name?

CaptainBlagbird,
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

Marco

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Polo was his surname. These are first names.

CaptainBlagbird,
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

I know, but you said Polo so I said Marco.

MrScottyTay,

Polo!

BigBananaDealer, in I guess it's the pretty colors?
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

when i was in high school chrome had lots of school restrictions but chromium didnt. life saver for me, guy who did nothing in high school

renzev,

Schools IT departments all over the world are doing society a massive favor by indirectly teaching children how to bypass censorship. 80% of what I know about IP and NAT came from finding different ways to bypass my school’s firewall haha

BigBananaDealer,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

one of my ways of bypassing the schools block on reddit was so stupidly easy

ssl error comes up trying to go to reddit. delete ssl from the link bar (cant remember its name) and boom reddit works

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