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balderdash9, in I made no promises
comador, in I made no promises
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As an ex McDs employee, I can confirm this. The number of fried rodents I pulled out while cleaning the fryer vats is ridiculously high.

magnetosphere, in Me first
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I would have LOVED to airlock deadbeats. I say this as a former hotel employee with over a decade of front desk experience.

Mr_Fish, in I made no promises

“It’s hot, and it’s ready”

“Is it goo-”

I said it is HOT, and it is READY

jinarched, in Me first
@jinarched@lemm.ee avatar

Bullshit hype

JJROKCZ, in Me first

Zero chance they get anything meaningful done on this in the next 3 years.

And if they did I’m confident they would actually commit all sorts of crimes against humanity up there because it’s international space. They’d be jettisoning workers instead of paying workman’s comp for injuries or something

Zron,

Isn’t the company behind this just a PO Box and a guy making Blender videos in his home office?

It’s Orbital Construction or something like that. There big claim to fame was a rig that loosely stuck together some metal trusses in a parking lot. Somehow they plan to turn this into an orbital assembly machine that takes metal rods and makes trusses in space, for some reason. If you’re already sending up metal rods, you could just send up the frames.

How they turn some metal girders into space habitats, I have no idea.

BaronVonBort,

Hey, y’all remember that sub? I have to imagine if they manage to build a space station and launch it within that timeframe it’ll have something similar happen to it.

So let’s just make sure it’s full of rich people and politicans, yeah?

sexy_peach, in Me first

I’ll believe it when I see it

LostXOR,

I'd be surprised if it's operational by 2037, no way they're making it in only 4 years.

phoenixz, in Weapons of Gas Production

Missed opportunity for “Weapons of ass destruction”

I’m 15 years old again, apparently…

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Weapons of gas production

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Weapons of ass destruction…

I’m torn between making a Taco Bell joke or a joke about my dick.

MycelialMass,

I’m ready to hear both

Zehzin, (edited ) in Weapons of Gas Production
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Hello, The Hague? I’d like to report a war crime.

What do you mean they’ll literally invade you if you write this down?

Blackmist, in Weapons of Gas Production

Unironically so.

Logistics has always been the US military’s best weapon.

optissima,

Pretty sure it’s punching down

Blackmist,

When you’ve got nukes, all wars are punching down.

The knowing that even if you fight really well against them, they could just say “fuck it” and flatten you anyway.

optissima,

Yeah eventually the goal of anyone that punches down is “get the biggest punch,” and they definitely have it.

masquenox,

Didn’t stop the Vietnamese. Or the Afghans.

ASaltPepper, in Love being a slut for night water

Spongebob taught me this

M0oP0o, in Weapons of Gas Production
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Sabre363, in Just looking for space

Judging by the amount of minivans and oversized SUVs, thid is the lot of either a church or a highschool

BackOnMyBS, in I made this back in January, and it just keeps getting more accurate
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

that looks sooo freaking uncomfortable

ipkpjersi, in Weapons of Gas Production

Weapons of mass hunger.

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