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Mango, in I don't think so, Tim

I used 2 cigarette packs and they keep the tension wonderfully!

Jordan117, in Lies

Something to keep in mind is that just because a community hasn’t been active recently doesn’t mean it’s completely dead. As long as it has subscribers, new posts will show up on their front pages and get votes and comments, even if it’s been weeks since the last post.

doingless,

Weeks is decades in Internet time.

FinishingDutch, in F- me It's January!
@FinishingDutch@lemmy.world avatar

“Oh, I don’t need to be careful . I drive a 6000 pound death machine. It’s got airbags.”

BossDj, (edited )

I feel safer in the bigger vehicle

edit: guys I was kidding

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

that’s why i take the bus

Alteon,

Until everyone is also driving the 6,000 lb death machine. Now you need to get the 9,000 lb death machine to compensate and thus the cycle restarts until everyone commutes to work in literal tanks because “it’s safer”.

Nommer,

Let the arms race begin

mosiacmango, (edited )

“I just like knowing that if there is an accident, I won’t get hurt.”

franklin,
@franklin@lemmy.world avatar

Sarcasm is a risky gambit here. I picked up on it but some people really need that /s

Blackmist,

It could have worked because people who need the /s are the same people driving an SUV like that anyway.

FinishingDutch,
@FinishingDutch@lemmy.world avatar

Statistically, you absolutely are. There’s good data to back it up: even when looking at the same vehicle category, the risk of death is smaller in a bigger vehicle.

www.motortrend.com/news/are-bigger-cars-safer/

Which is of course exactly what you’d expect. It’s basic physics after all. And there’s simply more metal between you and the thing that you hit / hits you.

Still, the inverse also applies: driving a larger vehicle is more dangerous for everyone else on the road, so drivers should be extra careful. Everyone wants to get home safe.

ShortFuse,

My old 3500lb death machine (2002 525i) just recalled for unsafe airbags.

Confused_Emus, in Dozing

This was me trying to watch that new Exorcist movie. Fell asleep twice trying to watch that shit before deleting it from Plex. That’s one movie I’m really glad I didn’t pay to see.

matti, in History meme

So disappointing, not a Stanley Cup in sight in the real thing!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

It’s a picture of medieval Toronto.

Hubi, in Lies
@Hubi@lemmy.world avatar

The trending label is misleading, it’s actually a list of the newest communities on your instance, hence the lack of posts.

AgentGrimstone, in Dozing

I’m just resting my eyes

tacosanonymous, in You can't beat him at this.

I’d argue that his father has even him beat.

Kecessa, in History meme

Oh man, reminds me of the Disney creepy stories!

creepypasta.org/s/599/abandoned-by-disney/

Justas, in History meme
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

In most cases they weren’t that bad, the population wasn’t high enough for it to get too dirty and most people had plenty of living space. Only in later era do cities become dirty and extremely overpopulated. The exception would be sieges, but in them all people would suffer to some extent.

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

That’s because the idea of the middle ages attend from the imagination of people in the nineteenth century. This is when people started theorizing about history.

Cities in the nineteenth century were absolutely filthy, because of industrialization and were busting at the seams.

Now they learned about this ‘dark ages’ when people were backwards and uneducated. For sure conditions were worse and more filthy collar to our current enlightened society, no?

GBU_28,

And then there’s Edinburgh

reversebananimals,

Can you share more? Perhaps a link or two? I visited there recently and would like to learn more about the history.

GBU_28, (edited )

Look up the tunnels, and the world’s end .

Regarding the first, homelessness was illegal, and you could be in a lot of trouble (including execution) for being out after curfew. People lived in catacombs and tunnels to avoid detection, and if they were half as bad as described, it was a hellish life.

The second, if I recall correctly, there was a tax to enter the city. Even for “citizens” going out for the day or whatever

So if you were desperately poor, you couldn’t even hunt for work outside the city without commiting to stay away until you could pay to reenter. So there became a trap where people were too poor to leave, too poor to get a legal residence, and had to find somewhere the guards wouldn’t hassle them.

I’m sure some of this is a bit different, but if it’s even close, it’s a brutal trap to be stuck in

reversebananimals,

Interesting - I’ll definitely look all this up. Thank you for setting up some fun YouTube/Wikipedia rabbit holes for me!

anonymoose, in I'd pray to these gods too
@anonymoose@lemmy.ca avatar

Why does the Dogbird god look sad?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Because it didn’t get the flying part of the bird.

VikingHippie,

He just got demoted for spending 85% of his time at the office chasing people from the mail room and building a nest out of overdue expense reports.

He’s now Junior Executive VP of Public Relations.

bfg9k, in I'd pray to these gods too
@bfg9k@lemmy.world avatar

Hotline Miami-ass civilisation

can, in F- me It's January!
DavidGarcia, in F- me It's January!

hue hue my lack of discipline is lethally endangering everyone around me so funny hue hue

lugal, in There has to be another way!

I’m desperate enough to give it a try because I’ve tried everything else already

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