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WindowsEnjoyer, in Dozing

Ayyy lmao

paddirn, in There has to be another way!

Obviously the best way to stop stressing is to start up a new, completely unrelated task. You’ll definitely finish this other task and carry that momentum forward to finish the original task. Rinse and repeat as many times as necessary.

Buford_T_Justice,

That is shaving the yak. I regularly shave yaks.

Transform2942,

Instructions unclear: crash landed on the moon.

Still stressed

paddirn,

Maybe you should try taking up rock collecting? Seems like the perfect opportunity to start a new hobby.

exocrinous, in F- me It's January!

Can someone from a country that gets snow explain this meme?

variants,

They snoozed the alarm so they are late and didnt clean the windshield to rush somewhere

systemglitch,

And it’s incredibly stupid and more common than it should be. Takes 20 seconds to do the windows properly.

A girl in my city did that a few years ago and hit a pedestrian and then went to jail for it.

Worst 20 seconds she ever saved.

doingthestuff,

Yeah it’s at least 5 minutes and I run the car while I’m scraping.

systemglitch,

I’m so used to the car being warmed up (auto start) I forget how long it used to take when I did it the old fashioned way. A lot more elbow grease involved without the warm air circulating inside.

vaionko,

Sometimes the ice is so bad I have to run the car for 10 minutes so the ice scraper will remove the ice

Damage,

The problem is not snow, it’s the ice that forms on the windscreen during the night, because of the sub-zero temperatures. It takes time to scrape it off, and if you’re late, you do the bare minimum to see where you are going, hoping your car will heat up and melt the rest before you crash!

MacNCheezus, in You can't beat him at this.
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In case you still need a New Year’s resolution, how about you learn how to crop your memes

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Ok ok, it’s fixed!

MacNCheezus,
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MxM111, in There has to be another way!
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The tasks are never complete. It is an illusion that you can complete all the tasks, while actually you can’t. That’s what creates the stress. Understanding that it is an illusion can help removing the stress

Chee_Koala, in Indigenous Indignation
MisterChief, in F- me It's January!

One morning around 2014 I got up early, scrapped the ice off my windshield, ran the defrost so I could see clearly out of the window (this was not the norm for me back then) and promptly slid down a 2-3 ft hill (I’m using hill VERY loosely here) less than 200 yards from my front door into a small fence going like maybe 2 miles per hour because the apartment complex hadn’t had the parking lot salted the night before or plowed that morning. Still got to work on time though, though the body shop bill was about $350 for the repairs.

For YEARS my dream was to own a home mainly for the garage so I’d never have to scape my windshield again.

Twinklebreeze,

That’s not what garages are for. They’re for storing all of the crap you definitely need.

Tikiporch,

Good point, remote start was made for not having to scrape windshields.

EdibleFriend,
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What else are you supposed to do with those girlscouts always knocking on your door.

Oreos,

Eat them? Tastes great like Oreos with Milk

MisterChief,

Haha. Yeah you’re like a lot of my neighbors. Fill your garage with shit you don’t need so it looks tacky as fuck and park your car in the street to make sure you’re in other people’s way.

thorbot,

Found the bitter asshole neighbor who just glares out the window at everyone

pHr34kY,

I built a house with a garage. I laugh at the frostbitten peasant cruisers on a cold morning.

Sometimes I wash my car an hour before a thunderstorm. You can get away with these things.

WarmSoda,

I like to just sit in my garage and think about things.
After awhile I turn the car off.

LaVacaMariposa, in F- me It's January!

I don’t get this winter joke

WarmSoda,

Thanks for sharing

Pfnic, in Sorry, this meme is a bit dated

That makes no sense, considering that our numbers stem from Arabic numbers

Treefox, in F- me It's January!

Bro if I’m late, I just have to accept it. I tell my work people that I’ll be late and they’re usually fine with it as long as I say something and show up.

I know that not all work places are as understanding as this, but don’t be stupid if you’re late. You’ll still get there, just not on time.

chiliedogg,

Time lost at home can’t be made up on the road.

Just this morning I was an hour late. I spend most of my weekends helping my parents a few hours away, so have a 4am alarm set for Monday mornings to get up, shower, and head to work.

Because of the Holiday, my first day of work this week was a Tuesday, so my 4am alarm didn’t go off and I got up at 5.

I got up, showered, sent a text to the team that I’d screwed up, and went to work.

Yeah, I could’ve driven 100mph on country roads and blown through a few red lights in the middle of nowhere near my parents’ place. But I also could’ve died trying that shit. Instead I just drove normal, got to work late, and it wasn’t a big deal.

I get that not everyone works in an environment where getting in late isn’t a big deal. But a lot more people do than realize it. Most workplaces can be flexible, and will be when it matters. If they’re assholes about it when they don’t need to be - look for somewhere better.

overzeetop, in Lies
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The entire top/active threads are just the L4 bot (and 2 or 3 others) posting every article from a dozen online rags and the summary bot “participating.” Lemmy is still a desert of participation fluffed with 3 people who use it as their personal rss feed via bots.

JizzmasterD, in History meme

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/b3a6b205-0e72-4f0f-b4e6-c07050f3e0e9.jpeg

I never thought this homemade costume would be relevant again…

BaardFigur,

Mickey’s Mouse Trap

YoorWeb, in You can't beat him at this.

Is that Adam Sandler?

Pyr_Pressure, in F- me It's January!

What are you talking about? I live in Canada and it was 9 degrees © this morning 🔥🌞🔥

It’s been stupid warm this winter.

Trainguyrom,

It seems to finally be consistently below freezing in southern Wisconsin. We had some snow in November that made me hopeful but yet another year with little snow until the new year

mosiacmango,

That’s around 50f for all of us using stupid units.

spikederailed,

I must have accidentally received your winter weather. I live in South Carolina and it was -4c this morning when I was leaving for work.

doingthestuff,

I spent the week after Christmas at the top of Michigan’s upper peninsula. I was close enough to get Welcome to Canada messages on my phone but I don’t have a current passport so I couldn’t visit. Which is bullshit by the way, I’ve been there with just my DL many times.

But there was no snow. It rained several days. WTF?!

bane_killgrind,

That changed in 2007, ice requires a passport to enter the US

vaionko,

In Finland we’ve had -5C for like the whole winter but now there’s been a week of -25C. And back to positive next week.

b0gl,

-35 here in Sweden currently

phorq, in You can't beat him at this.

Missed opportunity to make that a gif that moves slightly…

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