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sagrotan, (edited ) in Send help pls
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MacNCheezus,
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Yeah, I need some Sagrotan for my ears and eyeballs after watching that.

SnokenKeekaGuard, in Catfish
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

This is a sincere question mate. Are you doing Ok?

db2,

Judging by their post history it looks like they got dumped by their cookie cutter girlfriend for someone with darker skin and they’re salty af.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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That sounds like a very reasonable assumption. But the dude needs some serious help

ElBarto,
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Yeah something definitely happened over the last week.

One of there ‘memes’ is about their gf telling them she had aids after hooking up, hopefully that’s a shit joke tho because that would suck for op.

OpenStars, in Here's to next year
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Yeah, surely 2020 part 6 will finally get better, isn’t that a famous saying that the sixth time’s the charm? :-P

egeres, in Have seen this way too often
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I’ve had a few “gym-bro” friends and absolutely none of them ever shamed or made negative remarks about a fat person at the gym. Personally I feel a sense of pride when I see someone relatively unhealthy doing any kind of exercise, it takes effort when you’re not used to it!

lugal, in Here's to next year

Repost /s

Boozilla, in EDIT: I THINK I STAND CORRECTED
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Really depends on whether the infinite store will break hundreds for you.

lugal, in Just take the trade.

That’s so cool! Thanks! Let’s see how long it takes to burn down!

Transporter_Room_3, in Cross generational
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I once worked for a city school processing their old books, and found a few of these scattered in books from the 1950s that had been in storage. Last year issued stamp was in the 60s, no idea if they were actually used after that.

I also have seen this scribbled in the margins on my niece’s homework.

“Cool S” knows no time limitations.

rimjob_rainer, in EDIT: I THINK I STAND CORRECTED

Seriously though, infinity is Infinity, it’s not a number, it’s infinity.

DavidGarcia, in Surviving the nightmare

As I navigate through an existence riddled with unceasing horrors, each moment a reflection of life’s harsh trials, my inner strength shines through. This journey, fraught with relentless challenges, becomes a testament to my enduring spirit, unwavering in the face of adversity.

NegativeInf,

ChatGPT ate a thesaurus and crapped this out.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there’s nothin’ left
‘Cause I’ve been blastin’ and laughin’ so long that
Even my momma thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain’t never crossed a man that didn’t deserve it
Me be treated like a punk, you know that’s unheard of
You better watch how ya talkin’ and where you walkin’
Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk
I really hate to trip, but I gotta loc
As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool
I’m the kinda G the little homies wanna be like
On my knees in the night, sayin’ prayers in the streetlight

iAvicenna, in EDIT: I THINK I STAND CORRECTED
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Duh, of course it is because it’s friggin hard to pay everything with 1 dollar bills, it will slowly eat away at your sanity.

Bizarroland,
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Okay, I will pay you $100 for every 200 dollars you pick up out of this infinite pile and turn into $100 bills.

Now it won't drive me insane at all, and you can get as rich as you want to be.

768, (edited ) in Just take the trade.

NSFW:

!!wooden_horse!<

ryannathans, in EDIT: I THINK I STAND CORRECTED

Really seeing the iq spread here

HawlSera, in Government money

Getting money from the government is like the one thing that’s classy to do if rich, but considered tacky if poor.

creditCrazy, in EDIT: I THINK I STAND CORRECTED
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I’d argue that infinite 1 bills are worth less than infinite 100 bills. Because infinite 100 is infinite 1 times infinite 100. Even though they effectively turn into the same amount that is infinity.

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