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BackOnMyBS, in I made this back in January, and it just keeps getting more accurate
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that looks sooo freaking uncomfortable

NoTagBacks, in Weapons of Gas Production

Weapon of mass construction.

HurlingDurling,

Weapon of ass destruction

possiblylinux127, in Highly suspicious if you ask me

Not to mention feeding the poor and curing the blind.

MacNCheezus,
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Destabilized the economy by providing free goods and services of mysterious origin, taking away business from doctors and farmers

jacktherippah, in Gotta spend money to make money, I suppose.

It’s kinda sad how we treat cancer today by literally injecting poison into our veins. I hope some day it will be like the flu. Couple pills, couple days of recovery, boom! No more cancer.

rustyfish, in Gotta show it who's boss
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Amateur. You have to talk loudly about tossing some ghost salad. Boom! No more haunting.

BluJay320,
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Extra haunting*

ChillDude69,

Or, like, dramatically increased haunting.

JohnDClay, in Gotta spend money to make money, I suppose.

Give the cancer cancer!

open_world, in Unrequited love
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Story of my life

gmtom, in This is super serious you guys

Lmao I replied to a guy that took a meme about Markiplier being the the ideal human very seriously and complaining that men don’t exist to attract women, yadda yadda, saying he shouldn’t take memes so seriously and he got so upset he blocked me.

PhlubbaDubba, in Not inaccurate

Fact that the Line Cook example isn’t Pere Davidson is a crime and severe inaccuracy, that man looks like he’s still waiting for puberty and can Line Cook Energy his way into dating basically any chick he puts the moves on.

That or he just does literally any amount of oral since that’s apparently a complete rarity woth famous dudes.

HubertManne, in This is super serious you guys
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yeah man. my political memes are just jokes if challenged.

balderdash9,

I expect politics, religion, etc. to get that sort of response. That’s not what I’m talking about.

To give you a concrete example, I recently made a meme about using a condom stored in my wallet. Bunch of comments about how you shouldn’t store condoms in your wallet. Like, that’s technically correct, but it was just a silly meme.

pancakes,
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Dude, you shouldn’t store condoms in your wallet.

flambonkscious,

That was petty funny, and I find it educational, embarrassingly…

I’ve got snipped years ago, and it was not much of a problem before, fortunately - that would massively suck!

RQG, in I just want it to stop
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But will it run crisis? Yes, yes it will.

rainynight65, in I just want it to stop

The plural of ‘crisis’ is ‘crises’.

ininewcrow,
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I thought it was crisisis

VulKendov,

No I’m pretty sure its crisi

ininewcrow,
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I think you just keep adding more ‘is’ to the ending depending on how severe the event is

crisis - your toast is burnt
crisisis - your toast is on fire
crisisisis - your toast is on fire and the flames have spread through your kitchen
crisisisisis - your toast fire has spread to your house and your neigbhours house
crisisisisisis - your toast fire has opened a massive portal to hell
crisisisisisisisis - your toast has opened a portal to hell and has allowed Satan and his minions into our realm

dejected_warp_core,

your toast fire has opened a massive portal to hell

Hello, I am SCP-426

karmiclychee,

Criss Cross make u wanna jump

ThePantser,
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A clouder of crisis is called a “wtf”

sour, (edited )
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is text from ai picture

cramola, in Not inaccurate

Yeah if I could look like Legolas forever I might do that. As it stands I’m headed in the direction of depressed middle aged father but less handsome so idk

corrupts_absolutely, in This is super serious you guys

if you open comments and spend more than a moment there youre weird

willya, (edited )
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Maybe in a meme post, but otherwise this comment makes absolutely zero sense.

corrupts_absolutely, (edited )

minority of people comment, most of users just upvote/downvote/ignore the post and move on. so its “weird” to be in comments, but its also just weird to expect people who have something to say not to be verly invested

willya,
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Here on lemmy sure and that’s what’s killing it. Someone just shared a Reddit post recently about outfitting their home with Ethernet and there were 140 helpful comments. That type of contribution is what makes it good.

corrupts_absolutely,

its the same across social media. reddit just has(or had) enough of a user base to enable such discussions consistently

willya,
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It’s what makes it good. If we all continue to not leave comments or discuss anything this will forever not be great.

lugal,

Either that or you are weird for not engaging with the comments. We will never know.

corrupts_absolutely,

i try to reply to everything worth replying to

workerONE, (edited ) in March of the Ent.

Does that tree really have two trunks?

EvilEyedPanda,

Those are the roots, you can tell where the sand use to be toward the top, and got washed away, and the roots kept growing, cuz like, life finds a way!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

It’s a composer! It doesn’t want to talk about the two trunks.

Johanno,

I think this tree is upside down

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