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netburnr, in Hands down
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Blue was the best tasting playdoh

ICastFist, in Hands down
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Where’s the blue crystal meth?

Stamets,
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Cooking

theKalash, (edited ) in Hands down

As a kid I told my little brother with a nut allergy that the blue gummy bears were nut flavoured so that he’d leave them to me.

Milk_Sheikh, in There's a difference

Having lived in the UK and near the US southern border, they’re both great. Charro and frijoles are sublime, and Heinz baked beans are a superb side dish for potato or meat.

I still can’t enjoy sweet BBQ beans though, Bush’s just tastes like corn syrup with fiber blobs 🤮

thekerker,
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I hate Bush’s baked beans. They taste… chalky. It’s Van Kamp or nothing in my household.

Fl1ppyR34,

No, no, Heinz beans are tasteless shite. You wanna go with branston baked beans instead. More flavour and cheaper.

Dendrologist, (edited ) in There's a difference

To the tune of Scotland the Brave:

Fart, fart, the beans are coming

Must be the ones I ate this morning

Went to the toilet, did a poo on the floor

Couldn’t find the toilet paper

Used my finger as a scraper

That’s what you get for eating Heinz baked beans

Prrrrrrrrrrrpt!

RQG, in Compendium of human knowledge at my fingertips
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At my job I often don’t have easy access to a calculator while having to do some quick maths. But that’s very few jobs.

Th4tGuyII, in And now I'm concerned
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Who's to say cows can't be milked in Zootopia?
If you can earn money by donating blood and organs (i.e. part of a kidney or liver), guys can earn money donating sperm, women donating eggs, then why couldn't a Zootopia cow (or other mammals for that matter) donate their milk?

oce, in Bonk
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That must be wallnut allergy.

creditCrazy, in Can't outsmart your teacher
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Da Vinci’s note book:“turns his smile into a grimice”

FunkyMonk, in Bonk

Don't fuck with Earthbenders.

Maultasche,

Unless they’re from a nonexistent movie.

Ddhuud, (edited ) in This is great. You should try it.

I’m sorry for your tongue. May it rest in peace.

PanoptiDon, in California in a nutshell

Humboldt county is wildly mislabeled

MacNCheezus,
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This better?

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/420be626-44f7-475c-978b-e9c8a85312eb.jpeg

PanoptiDon,

That’s a great improvement, but there is nothing upscale about this region

Cyo, in The rage is real
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That was what gave me the final push to switch from Windows to GNU/Linux

distantsounds, in Billy The Kid

Chance the Rapper

samus12345, in Gamers in a nutshell
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“No.”

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