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benwubbleyou, in *Crickets*

I’m honestly just saving all the image reactions cause they are good for general messaging use.

balderdash9,
rab, in Is nothing sacred?

Haven’t seen these in Canada in probably a decade

usualsuspect191,

Clearly Canadian is back though, so nature is healing

blanketswithsmallpox, in We don't accept insurance

… getting more sleep on a better bed may very well fix that back funnily enough.

Mr_Blott, in *Crickets*

My one today - comment that microwaves are useless and terrible for cooking

Fuckin hell the amount of armchair chefs that heat frozen dinners calling me elitist 😂

Fuckin calm down Gordon Ramsay

balderdash9,
bleistift2,

I find microwave ovens quite perfect for cooking mixed vegetables. What makes them terrible in your opinion?

Pazuzu,

I’ll have you know I sprinkled the first 3 spices I could find on that microwaved dinner, if that’s not fine dining I don’t know what is. yes the first 2 were salt and pepper, next question

Minarble,

Was the 3 rd one also salt?

ininewcrow, in *Crickets*
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Nothing to say friend … just wanted to give you the notification … hope you have a nice day

balderdash9,
The_Picard_Maneuver, in *Crickets*
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You have been notified

balderdash9,
ilovesatan, in Congrats I guess
@ilovesatan@lemmy.world avatar

The reward is the giant nut you get on Dec 1st.

BarrelAgedBoredom,

You only need like a week of not cumming to get a huge load and potential increased sensitivity back. Unless you’re a chronic masturbator with death grip, in which case a month would probably be better lol

havokdj, in We don't accept insurance

The issue isn’t that they may not accept insurance, it’s that insurance may not cover them.

YeetPics, in Early bird
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What if (hear me out) the high school kids can go to bed earlier if they’re sleep deprived? Waking up at a certain time is really only half the equation. The school isn’t making you stay up and get up early.

Boddhisatva,

Going to bed earlier isn’t an effective solution for many kids. Around 1 in 6 adolescents find it difficult to fall asleep before 11:00 PM.

In adolescence, up to 16% of teenagers experience a sleep phase delay. Due to this circadian shift , their melatonin levels don’t begin to rise until later in the evening. As a result, they naturally feel more alert at night, making it harder for them to fall asleep before 11:00 p.m.

YeetPics, (edited )
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Well considering that public schools (at least in the US) are glorified daycares in place so both parents can go work, the obvious solution is to globally push back the concept of “morning” to mean ‘a few hours after the sun rises’.

LokyinN, in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.
@LokyinN@lemmy.world avatar

japan being the most cyberpunk nation besides communist China and South Korea

CoffeeJunkie, in Before long, it'll be all grill and drivers won't be able to see which direction they're going.

You forgot 6 - 8 doors. Those assholes are turning pickup trucks into minivans.

afraid_of_zombies,

Manvan

ZeroMmX, (edited )
AI_toothbrush, in Then I'll avoid opening the app

Im looking at you snapchat

MacNCheezus, in Time changes us all
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SpongeBob Discopants?

n0m4n, in Where's my cooking show already?

Asian brand ramen with 3 spice/oil packets are a base for a fabulous meal. Mei Mei is my favorite brand. At least so far.

H_Interlinked,

I’ve seen this around, but haven’t tried it yet. I’ll give it a shot. A few of my current recommendations are Samyang Buldak Hot Chicken Carbonara (the pink packs), and for a much more dry stir-fry style noodle I LOVE Indomie Mi Goreng noodles. Comes with 5 fucking packets so that aspect is a pain, but it’s well worth it.

n0m4n,

I’ll be buying Samyang Buldak Hot Chicken Carbonara and Indomie Mi Goreng noodles, too. MeiMei noodles are more toasted than most noodles. I eat the noodles plain and dry as hiking fare. The noodles themselves are that good. They taste somewhat like potato chips. The leftover spice packets go into Thai dishes,

To others who are reading, I was spoiled after trying the good stuff. I quit buying plain Ramen noodles, since.

Many thanks.

TheGiantKorean, in What nice vibes
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