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doingless, in Is that really necessary?

You thought you weren’t going to pay for that. But you’re gonna pay. You’re gonna pay with your ass.

Boozilla, in Flight sim people are on another level
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Someone posts something kinda cool.

Doofuses of the internet: we must find all the faults to prove how much smarter we are

This is probably a work in progress. And this person may not have the same preferences and priorities as you for their own personal setup.

sailormoon, in Lemmy is a magical place 🌙
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lowleveldata, in Be free. Be unreachable.

Too late I have already installed outlook on my phone

Kolanaki, (edited ) in c/fuckcars
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Can’t help but read this with a Boston accent.

I have a car, but I can’t find my khakis.

NightAuthor,

For a second I was like… what do khakis have to do wit it. But then I tried w the accent and it made sense.

can,

My sister bet I couldn’t ride spaghetti down our street.

can,

You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta

MrJameGumb, (edited ) in c/fuckcars
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Havacado?

Oh. “Have a car though”… ha…

😒

ICastFist, in Flight sim people are on another level
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just buy a plane

Yeah, I don’t think you can get a Mig-29 or a F-16 off e-bay, amazon or craigslist.

rambling_lunatic,

You can probably get a Cessna.

Aceticon, (edited )

The cheapest Cessna (say a half-a-century old Cessna-150 with only a thousand or hours left on the engine before mandatory refurbishment) will set you back maybe $20k.

Then there’s the maintenance costs (one every 50 flight hours, a bigger one every 100 flight hour and so on as well as the yearly one), plus insurance and fuel.

Oh, and flying one of those planes is not really excitting (except for landings, those are cool) mainly because it cruises at 90 knots airspeed (about 160 Km/h) which at the minimum flying height per flight regulations (except during takeoff and landing) which is 1000 feet (around 300m) does not feel at all fast.

Absolutelly, spend $30k (if you get it as a kit and assemble it yourself) and you can get something a little more excitting … or spend $2k in that setup (I’m guessing, assuming you assemble it yourself) and let the Suspension Of Disbelief save you the rest of the money and you can even fligh planes that cost many millions of dollars (which, judging by the controls, is what that setup is simulating).

Mind you a Commercial Pilot License is “only” 1000 flight hours so you might get it for less than $100k depending on which country you do your training in and hence the cost per hour in the air (or, if you do like my Amateur Pilot Trainers in the UK and give lessons for the flight hours, which can be done with only an Amateur Pilot License) though you’ll get a lot of “special moments” with trainees at the controls (did I mention landings are exciting ;)).

Quexotic, in Flight sim people are on another level

The $20 chair is definitely a statement of priorities and my favorite part of the image.

perishthethought, in Be free. Be unreachable.

I’m just a few years from retirement and I can’t wait to get lost, but maybe not this lost.

StoicImpala, (edited ) in Be free. Be unreachable.
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Mac Classic II to the rescue

GrammatonCleric, in c/fuckcars
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audible groan

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston, in And unfortunately our legal team is also *short-staffed*, sir.

He just went into a world of pure imagination

tacosanonymous, in And unfortunately our legal team is also *short-staffed*, sir.

This would have been a great meme in 2002

deweydecibel,

It’s just a history meme now, and just as funny

assassinatedbyCIA, in And unfortunately our legal team is also *short-staffed*, sir.

It was caused by notorious radical extremist oompa bin loompa

Assman,
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I heard it was Mohammed bin Slugworth

kinther, in And unfortunately our legal team is also *short-staffed*, sir.
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A+ execution, one of the better Dubya memes I’ve seen

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