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robocall, in Don't mind if I do
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Never try Coke Zero. It’s so good and calorie free! If you drink it once, you may be hooked for life like me. It consumes my life and I can’t say no to it.

NoStressyJessie,

Pepsi Zero is better. Coke Zero started me in the low calorie soda, but I stay for Pepsi.

FeelzGoodMan420, (edited ) in Lies, deception!

If this is a normal Android app, the solution to this is simply to disable the Google app. pretty sure all the voice related shit and google lens and all that crap is tied to the Google app.

lseif,

if its a closed source googled rom, then you have no way of knowing.

db2, in Sometimes you just want it to be simple

The image on the left though… they’re wearing glasses which is (incorrectly) associated with intelligence. Those memes are just far right fuckery, celebrating stupidity as though it’s a virtue. Just saying.

eezeebee,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

A wild politics appeared

Mr_Blott, in It's cheaper is what it is

The rest of the world -

“You guys go to therapy?!?”

Pumafred9, in It's cheaper is what it is

Eso si que es.

Nacktmull, in This is too loud

Ah, quality content!

SnokenKeekaGuard, in It's cheaper is what it is
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

OP was so sick of the comments being filled with ‘not all men’ they changed the meme lol

SurvivalMariner,

Commenter so angry it isn’t targeting all men, they have to make the point in comments.

At least we’re getting to a point where generalisation is decreasing.

JimmyBigSausage, in I think dancing just isn't for me

Skip wedding. Problem solved.

QaspR, in They could be anywhere

So that’s where the bermuda triangle comes from!

unreachable, in Hot Notifications
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d63771f0-42a8-4622-9333-a03b84b3e6d3.webm

lapommedeterre, in Besides, I didn't get any

Hopefully the one hour sleeper is empathizing, and just letting them know they understand as they only slept an hour but can’t articulate it (to save energy).

PP_BOY_, in Hot Notifications
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Hey do you have the answer to on tonights homework let me know soon my mom takes my phone at 8

name_NULL111653,

f(u)

edgemaster72, in Let's hope it never has to come to this
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

Flush first so you’re not sticking the tube through the water I guess

rockSlayer,

You can also clear the tube by blowing into it after getting past the s-bend

jackie_jormp_jomp,

You can also drink any water that entered the tube, if you’re a fucking freak

rockSlayer,

Lmao, I suppose there’s also that option too. On average, toilets are more sanitary than a phone so it’s not the end of the world if you do drink it

Empricorn,

It would have cost you absolutely nothing to resist posting that…

possiblylinux127, in They could be anywhere

I just live when people ask me directions to a place we are right next to. It literally has a massive sign.

Tourists are really funny sometimes. I don’t mind helping others out but it would be nice if they would actually look around and read the signs.

Dio, in Phew...
@Dio@lemy.lol avatar

That blanket, though. Fishies and stars.

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