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starman2112, in But did you know that dolphins...
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Dolphins, sea otters, and kangaroos. All awful creatures with great PR.

Adore a opossum today instead. They’re America’s only native marsupial!

Anticorp, in But did you know that dolphins...
Epicurus0319, in What did Canada do?

Never ask a woman her age

Never ask a man his salary

Never ask Canada what the “indigenous boarding schools” were for

Never ask Russia, America, Hamas or Israel why they all see the Geneva Convention as a to-do list

TinyPizza, in Keep it safe and simple.
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Mother Incredible sure do have a shelf back there. You could jump on and ride around like an ostrich. With consent of course.

Franzia, in Keep it safe and simple.

They are safe. In that muscle mommy’s strong women bring me a feeling of safety incomparable to anything else.

TheMightyCanuck, in What did Canada do?
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“Good” at war : ✅️

Human rights : ❌️

Supporting catholic genocide : ✅️

We have a really weird history that isn’t really something to be proud of…

at_an_angle,

To be fair, that’s in line with every country.

guyrocket, in Num num num
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That is a terrifying cark!

OMG, a shat!

ZILtoid1991, in This tracks for every artist I've ever met
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That's because a lot of artists are neurodivergent, and we have really messed-up sleep-awake cycles. Mine barely can be controlled with melatonin.

CosmicApe, in Linux-GNU: RUN FREE - the call of the wilderness!
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Shit like this is why people can't stand Linux users

AnonTwo,

I'm not sure the person making the meme is even a Linux user, because they act like Windows is the entire PC space.

Barley_Man, in Lo, His first miracle!

Since when is everyone in the middle east “brown”. Depending on where in the middle east you are you can find a lot of white passing people. If Jesus existed then he would have been born in the levant. Most people there (not exactly everyone however) are white passing. Here is a school in Lebanon for reference

https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/2e8a45c1-5533-4750-8f11-67bac34edb81.png

ExIsraeliAnarchist,

I don't completely disagree with you about not everyone being brown, but comparing a photo of modern people to those 2000+ years ago is disingenuous. A lot has happened to the gene pool since, not to mention living conditions and skin protection have improved dramatically.

DavidGarcia, in Lo, His first miracle!

That’s just factually wrong. The Middle East (and by extension the Levant) has always been a hotbed of diversity because its unique geography.

You would have found anything from black to pale white (but tanned obviously) skin, black to blond/red hair, brown to blue eyes. Most were darker skinned and dark haired like a modern Middle Eastener, but it wasn’t a monoculture, like implied here.

Easiest counter example are the Scythians, but there are countless more.

ICastFist,
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To add a bit to that: Greeks and Turks are pretty much physically identical, but one is seen as “whiter” than the other (guess which). The eastern end of the Mediterranean saw all sorts of people from northern Africa and southern Europe because of the ease of sailing across the coast, even with the relative low technology of ships from 3,000+ years ago.

If the jews of today, especially the ones that never left the Levant, are a faithful picture of their ancestors of ~2000 years ago, then it’s not too much of a stretch to assume Jesus could’ve been white, or “white”.

Side note: gotta love (/s) how much importance is still given to skin color. I’d love to see people throwing hex codes around instead of color names. “We don’t like fceadc here!”

NumbersCanBeFun, in Lo, His first miracle!
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This is making a huge assumption that he existed in the first place. Not sure about you guys but I can’t recall the last time an angel just descended upon us to unleash his wisdom. Pretty sure they were just high as fuck back then and wrote whatever nonsense they could come to with.

potat, in Why doesn't the media cover this?
degen,

Anybody know where I could find a massive dataset of release dates to build a generator for these?

CarbonIceDragon, in I'd deserve it
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Kinda a cute bug tho

Tehgingey, in Too busy posting memes to respond

Holy shit I had to zoom in. I can’t unsee it now but man that got me

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