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FIST_FILLET, in It's just a coffee

twitter is the most embarrassing one on here by a thousand miles

marx2k, (edited )

Especially considering most Twitter bluechecks today are bot accounts doing chatgpt responses

Ozymati, in Mommy's Choice
@Ozymati@lemmy.nz avatar

The baby is white of course. Just like Jesus.

Custoslibera,

I’m sure that baby was Christian too. Just like Jesus.

rmuk,

And an American. Etc.

aluminium, in Someone make glasses that do this please.

This and IRL hitmarkers

Dehydrated, in Someone make glasses that do this please.

Basically I had this exact meme idea on my mind, thanks for making and posting this

RememberTheApollo_, in It's just a coffee

I’m not drinking 6 specialty cups of coffee every day.

cerulean_blue,

Sounds like someone didn’t have their morning coffee today

(It’s per month but woteva)

RememberTheApollo_, (edited )

My very hyperbolic point was that most of us don’t subscribe to just one service. Pretty easy to subscribe to multiple of these and others like cloud backup services, car navigation, and other media like maybe even a news service. That’s a lot of subscriptions, and companies are trying to find even more ways to make us pay subscriptions. Everything from having to pay subscriptions to have parts of your car work to computer games. My point was a sarcastic take on how much we are being forced to subscribe to if we want to participate in what constitutes “normal” things these days.

Edit: appropriately just dropped into my feed: lemmy.world/post/11140824lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/13005167

serpineslair, in Mommy's Choice

Looks like a powerpoint transition. 😂

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

“So, anyway…”

rmuk, (edited )

“Mommy your choice doesn’t feel so good”

Transition:
Effect: Bounce left
Speed: Medium
Sound: tada.wav
Repeat: Until stopped

PopShark,

Tada.wav LMAO

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

I heard that in my frickin head.

BlackRoseAmongThorns, in *intellec*

Socrates if he made memes:

jubilationtcornpone,

“Neither of us know shit. But I have an advantage! I know that I don’t know shit. But you still think you know shit. Arrogant dumbass!” --Socrates, Probably

TwoBeeSan,

“Now let me go diddle this kid”

– Socrates definitely

bizzle, in *intellec*
@bizzle@lemmy.world avatar

I learned a long time ago that if I act like a dumbass all the time, nobody will expect anything from me and they will be pleasantly surprised when I manage to do something simple.

erranto, (edited ) in It's just a coffee

You guys are complaining about a subscription to apple and amazon ? go look how much a subscription to an Autodesk product costs ?

Blass_Rose, in It's just a coffee

I love the two sides of “It’s about the price of a cup of coffee” like they’re not referring to a 30oz premium milkshake with a shot of espresso, not a regular black coffee.

Then the

“Your generation can’t afford anything because of your coffee addiction!”

Like companies aren’t just monetizing every single last thing and telling us “you’ll own nothing and you’ll LIKE IT!”

jopepa, (edited ) in But for me it's daily night

I’m gonna start imagining my social anxiety thoughts as the Duowlingo so I can ignore and forget them

Edit: it’s helping so far

milicent_bystandr, in My Music Playlist be like:

“All you need is lots more songs!”

itsnotits, in Can I interest you in a lunch and learn?

tell its* employees

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

It is*

DrCatface, in Can I interest you in a lunch and learn?

yo wtf can i get some context behind this photo, is there video? what a fkn unreal photo

retrolasered,
@retrolasered@lemmy.zip avatar

youtu.be/0ngpjWhbFP0&t=96

its just hunting an easy kill

DrCatface,

holy shit fascinating they behave like my cat with mice, thanks so much that video blew my tiny little brain out the back of my head

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Username checks out

nifty, (edited )
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

If domestic felines could hunt humans, I am pretty sure they’d eat us.

Rascabin,

I think the leopard kept it as a toy or something then eventually ate it. ~fin

SlopppyEngineer, in Mommy's Choice

Now I’m wondering that if you replace these poster with something like “black babies matter” it would trigger replacement theory before it triggers the pro-life reflex.

FLP22012005,

That’s a race condition.

Thcdenton,
anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

“Ho ho, you”

lordkuri,

golf clap

Retrograde,
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anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Black. Babies. Matter.

You are a fukn genius.

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