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Blackmist, in Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but it's not happening

That’s because we told them that there would be jobs on the other side of that debt.

Just lie your way in. Worry about how to do the job later.

finestnothing, (edited ) in It's just a coffee

The only subscriptions I am willing to pay for:

Phone bill - no choice
Internet bill - no choice
Insurance - no choice
World of Warcraft - sue me
Costco membership - worth it
VPN - worth it

I don’t pay for any others. Paid for lifetime Plex for the convenience of not needing to pay for a website domain like I would for jellyfin, and self host my own music, tv, and movies

ilinamorato,

Costco membership - worth it

Just got my Executive Membership rebate. It more than paid for the membership. We’re basically shopping at Costco for free.

Noved, (edited )
@Noved@lemmy.ca avatar

Furthermore, Costco employees will never push you to get the executive membership, if your previous year did not have enough spending on it to at least pay back the difference.

We actually had the Costco customer service Tell us to cancel our executive membership, because we didn’t earn enough over the year

grue,

If somebody doesn’t shop at Costco enough to justify the executive membership, I’m not sure the regular membership would be justified either.

jaybone,

But you could get so many hotdogs!!??!!

Actually I understand you can get the Hot Dogs without the membership. Which also blows my mind. Thry should just compete with Weinerschnitzel.

ilinamorato,

That’s kind of what we were thinking, too, which is why we went with it. We are a family of six, which means that we’re always going to buy big quantities of stuff somewhere; might as well be at Costco.

jaybone,

I use jellyfin without paying for a domain…?

finestnothing,

I stream my Plex server to my parents and inlaws so local and wireguard only isn’t feasible

Tenthrow,
@Tenthrow@lemmy.world avatar

3 of those are services. Most subscription shit we see these days are products that they want us to treat like services even though there is no on going consumption. All of these software subscription services are just grifts.

ScreaminOctopus,

The only thing he listed that isn’t a service is his Costco membership.

Clanket, (edited )

I’ll pay you 3 quid a month for read access to your server.

Ha just kidding, fuck subscriptions

vulgarcynic, in How to start the day off strong
@vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works avatar

They drink pretty much the whole movie. It was a game to drink along with them when my partner and I were younger.

dangblingus, (edited )

But they don’t though. They are only seen drinking alcohol at the end on Christmas Day. Literally, there’s only a few scenes that even feature the parents, and none of them until the end include alcohol consumption.

some_guy,

Sounds like fun. I’ll try this next year.

TheGreenGolem,
@TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

During Christmas.

jtk,
@jtk@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

🎶 It’s Christmas morning somewhere 🎶

Anticorp,

That’s… That’s not how Christmas works.

Kase,

How would you know, punk? What are you, a reindeer?

Anticorp,

Reindeer can’t type, they don’t have any fingers.

Kase,

You fell for my trick - now I know you must be an elf! How else would you know reindeers have hooves?

Nelots,

You underestimate the determination of a reindeer.

captain_aggravated, in Duh !
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

I miss the silver plastic era of AV equipment. Like in the mid-to-late 2000s when every TV was made of silver plastic, and it had that set of composite jacks under a flap on the front, so you could temporarily plug things in, like when your buddy brought his PS2 over. There was a button near the channel and volume buttons that switched between inputs, and it didn’t take a digital act of congress to figure out which setting would get it to display on the TV.

thegoodyinthehoody,

And that flap broke on every tv you had, so they all had the connectors exposed and hella ugly

ook_the_librarian,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

My plastic flap is still intact. Probably because I only ever had it open since I couldnt be bothered to use the rear ports.

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Now everything is a black rectangle with bullshit software and almost two HDMI ports in the back, except one has the sound bar plugged into it, and the labels are stamped into the black plastic and not painted on, and with the shadows behind the television you can’t read them. And it doesn’t work when plugged in anyway. Its easier to just not have friends so that you never have to plug other electronics in. Stare at your phones alone.

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

And it doesn’t work when plugged in anyway.

What shit ass displays are you using?

aulin,

I agree with all of this, except I’d say good riddance to the silver plastic. 😅

Clent,

HDMI for the soundbar? Why aren’t you connecting to it with an optical cable?

OneCardboardBox,

Because then you can use the ARC protocol to minimize the number of remotes. The TV will pass volume controls through the HDMI port and the sound bar will adjust volume.

jtk,
@jtk@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Plus the reduction in magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance is a real game changer.

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Reduces planametric replaneration and effectively eliminates side fumbling of the marzle vanes.

Earthwormjim91,

So just don’t use the built in software. I don’t have any of my TVs connected to the internet or use their built in OS. I have a couple of Apple TVs plugged in and run everything off that. Never even set the things up beyond plugging them in and switching to HDMI 1.

There’s also the Chromecast TV if you use Android.

If you use a separate smart tv device like those, then the only thing you need to care about on the TV itself is resolution, refresh, and number of ports. Or if you want to spend a chunk of change then you can look into things like OLED. But the separate devices make the TV OS irrelevant.

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

My personal TV is a Samsung commercial display unit; it isn’t Roku or Tizen or whatever else. It’s still very much a computer though, it still has a network port and keeps pestering about connecting to the internet and registering it and all that shit.

I drive it with a Raspberry Pi running Kodi.

frozen, in Well thanks Dad
@frozen@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz avatar

When I was a kid, I would’ve thought it was hilarious to be mistaken for an ugly girl. Can’t speak for this kid, but it looks like he had fun with it.

mondoman712, in Before long, it'll be all grill and drivers won't be able to see which direction they're going.
Landmammals, in Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but it's not happening

You just finished 17+ years of education and invested a small fortune into yourself. If that isn’t enough for a career with a living wage and the possibility of advancement, what’s the point?

intensely_human,

The point is to lock you into indentured servitude. As one of my favorite psychology professors likes to say: “The administration has figured out how to pick the pockets of students’ future earnings”.

Government pumps a bunch of “money” into the industry, and I put money in quotes because it’s the student who’s responsible for it. The government’s part is making it guaranteed that you get that loan. Oh, and also making that loan immune to bankruptcy.

That drove the price of college up enormously. So then you’ve got 18 year old kids signing papers to take on five or six figures of debt they can’t escape. These are people who’ve possibly never held a job, maybe never paid a bill in their life or taken a loan, being given automatic approval for huge loans.

It may not have been “designed” to do this, but the end result is a looney tunes style conveyer belt saddling people with huge debt, and in the process making college administrations very rich.

sparky678348,

Consume the wealthy

RQG, in We did it?
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Another one for my once in a lifetime crisis collection.

Aielman15,
@Aielman15@lemmy.world avatar

Why only once? The best things always have a sequel.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Then people born after 70s must be in a cinematic universe

meyotch,

Born in ‘71. Would really like a chance to catch my breath, but stuff won’t stop happening

hydrospanner,

Would really like a chance to catch my breath,

That’d be the covid…

Klear,

I warned you about stuff bro!!! I told you dog!

Serinus,

I hear they’re going to get a lot more frequent. I expect two Katrina-like events in the next ten years in Florida.

Maybe the tenth will be free.

CarbonIceDragon, in “I come from the slums; I come from a hard background; I come from a poor family; and I was a soldier.”
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

I mean, isnt this a thing in comedy, where you can make the jokes of the one being funny have more impact by contrasting them with a super serious character? Scrooge is already a normally quite serious character, and the muppets are known for their antics, so leaving the comedy to them and acting serious makes a lot of sense.

Omnificer,

Yea, the term is a “straight man” although this is slightly different in that the straight man is usually allowed to acknowledge the antics of the comedic characters, where-as Michael Caine treats the comedy as done straight.

I guess it would be a sub-category of straight man though, not a different thing to itself.

TurnItOff_OnAgain,

Fans of Brooklyn 99 will recognize Captain Holt as the straight man in the show, which is made hilarious since he is a gay man. He is the gay straight man.

RIP Andre Braugher

NuXCOM_90Percent,

Even in season One he was more about being funny because of how “not comedic” he was. And that went out the window fairly fast and he was just as zany as everyone else. Ironically, in a lot of the earlier episodes, Peralta served the role of “the straight man” because the ambient level was so absurd.

A better Braugher example may be House where he mostly existed for House to bounce off of

cmhickman358,

Which is funny in itself because in previous Hugh Laurie roles, such as Blackadder and A Bit of Fry and Laurie, he was the funny guy to Atkinson and Fry’s straight men

MonkeMischief,

Those “heist” episodes will always have a place in my heart.

AtariDump,

Surely u go ou can’t be serious.

yhvr, in I need it

It’s not exactly the same, but I can vouch for StreetComplete being an incredibly good/similar game. You walk around the real world, and the app points out missing data in OpenStreetMap that you can fill in easily. You get the dopamine of a number going up, help dethrone proprietary map dominamce, and get some good excercise in in the process.

Burninator05,

Up is exactly the direction I like numbers to go!

aidan,

You want the murder rate number to go up?!??

bingbong,
knexcar,

Is it on iPhone too? I only see an Android version.

yhvr,

StreetComplete is Android only, but last I heard Go Map!! for iOS was trying to add a similar “quest” functionality to that found in SC.

UnrepententProcrastinator,

Is the map data federated?

SoaringDE,

It’s a central server i believe.

Knusper, (edited )

Well, it’s dumb data, so we don’t speak of federation (which happens between services), but basically yes.

Anyone can download the data and the TL;DR for your right to using the data is:

You are free to copy, distribute, transmit and adapt our data, as long as you credit OpenStreetMap and its contributors.

As a result, there are also many servers which mirror the data, i.e. provide a separate copy you can download, which is effectively like federation.

caesaravgvstvs,

Uhhh this is fun!

runjun, in This is too loud

I’m wildly guilty of this.

HappycamperNZ,

Same.

Enjoy reading yours again and seeing your votes go up.

bonnetbee,

Your comment one month ago was a banger! Congratulations!

HappycamperNZ,

Well you comment 19 days ago made me look for it yo reply again

Vespair, (edited ) in "Now, here's what I would do..."

Admittedly I was in my very early 20s, not a teen, but I legitimately helped* a woman through her divorce on WoW and then once they separated drove 3 states away to have the best sex of my entire life.

Great memories.

Edit to add asterisk: by “helped” I just mean provided a necessary shoulder and ear; obviously I did not provide advice on a relationship I was very much not a part of

Spendrill,

I helped her out of a jam, I guess

But I used a little too much force

agitatedpotato,

When your step-healer gets stuck you gotta do what you gotta do.

Drusas, in What a nice video of a car peacefully driving amongst beautiful hills

I don't get it. Am Millennial.

doingthestuff,

Apparently they meant European millennial. I’ve never even heard of K-Fee.

Deuces,

I’m an American late millennial, I definitely remember this. I’m guessing it’s 85-95 millennials.

caseyweederman,

K-Fee - Auto

Drusas,

I think I might understand it even less now.

Starglasses,

I came here to understand and also understand less now haha

Stamets, (edited )
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Then let me help you and @Starglasses out a little.

It is an ‘auto’ commercial by K-Fee. Here’s the video to said commercial.

Drusas,

Ah. Doesn't seem like a very universal Millennial experience.

Contextual_Idiot,

God fucking dammit. I put ear buds in for this fucking video.

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

I am so sorry… at least you got an authentic experience?

Contextual_Idiot,

I sure did. 🤯😱😒😤 I guess I’m now the terrible warning to future viewers.

Starglasses,

Oh, so it’s a joke I didn’t know. Carry on! I’ve got my own jokes you guys would stare blankly at 🙃😸

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

All good! There’s a bunch of reaction videos to that commercial up online that are pretty funny.

Starglasses,

Thanks for helping us understand. Appreciate it.

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

why would this peaceful video induce any anxie- JESUS SWEET CHRIST

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Could someone do a transcription for those of us not able to watch the video?

Cethin,

It’s something you have to watch. It can’t really be transcribed.

Peppycito, (edited )

A car drives slowly down a peaceful road and goes behind a tree. Then a zombie jump-scaresout of nowhere. It’s an add for iced coffee.

I’m a transcription wizard.

Cethin, (edited )

Sure, but that ruins all the fun. It’s not really a good transcription if it doesn’t convey they experience.

Peppycito,

I edited my transcription to give the full effect.

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Thnx

ElJefe,

Oh

Varyk, in The futuristic cheese grater era

I still don’t really get how the “no one” tag works.

This meme works perfectly fine without “no one” preceding it.

Most “no one” memes do.

Why add the no one in front?

Is it like nobody asked to be told about this?

Thank you for your time

XEAL,

Is it like nobody asked to be told about this?

Kinda, as if the idea the meme talks about came out of nowhere, unrequested

Varyk,

Weird. Thanks.

Rai,

I hate it as much as I hate punchline images that tell you how to feel about it.

DESTRUCTION 100

(Face of a meme guy)

feedum_sneedson,

His Ass Is Not A Mechanic 😂

CarlsIII,

It was a bad meme from the start

Varyk,

Got it, thanks

jwt, (edited )

No one
could’ve said it better.

MDKAOD,

Is it like nobody asked to be told about this?

Correct.

technojamin, (edited )

It’s a riff on the meme formats that go:

My cashier: …

Me: …

“No one:” represents something coming out of the blue, completely unprompted. It’s definitely getting overused, but that’s just an inevitable part of the lifecycle of a meme.

Varyk, (edited )

I don’t mind it being used if it makes sense, but it seems unnecessary most of the time, drawing attention away from the meme.

I’d also like to point out that almost every answer about the no one memes describes a different reasoning for what it is used.

This implies its unnecessary quality. Subjective, important placeholder.

technojamin,

I agree that it usually doesn’t add anything to the meme, especially nowadays. It’s a pretty low-effort template.

I like Know Your Meme’s description:

a phrasal template used to mock people who strive to attract attention and tend to provide unsolicited opinions, as well as for observational humor.

I think its original usage in mocking attention seeking was funnier. It’s basically generalized into any observational humor though, which is when it becomes unnecessary.

Varyk,

That makes sense to me where it would work. The memer would have to have an accurate sense of humor instead of just scatter shooting the phrase all over the place, but that’s difficult, so we end up with these. Thanks

Elektrotechnik,

THANK YOU! It has become a pet peeve of mine. I think it’s supposed to reference “no one asked”. But if that’s the case, the meme should be

Nobody: “Hey I’d really like every music video to be shot with a fish-eye lens”.

or

Everyone:

It doesn’t make sense.

Varyk,

I think this is the first explanation I found searching, “no one asked”, but yea, if that’s correct, it is not super clear and is often redundant

ininewcrow, in Yes. We're better than you.
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar
snor10,

You’ll change your tune when your work forces you to regularly write nonsensical combinations of letters and numbers.

DragonTypeWyvern,

?

The meme is specifically calling out why the seven slash exists. It’s very possible to confuse the two with sloppy writing.

dmention7,

I think what snor is saying is that the “hatted” 1 prevents mistaking it for an I when there are numerals and letters in the same context.

RedAggroBest,

If they curved the tick instead of some angled dash nonsense there would be no mistake. Thus an angled top on a 1, rather than curved, should be a punishable offense

steal_your_face,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

I switched to the middle one because I couldn’t tell my sevens from my ones 😅

someguy3,

Does no one write their 1 as a simple line down?

ridethisbike,

I’m sure some do. But not everyone does. This helps avoid the confusion.

ReveredOxygen,
@ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works avatar

I do, but then it’s too easy to confuse with absolute value. Beats confusing it with 7 though

Heavybell,
@Heavybell@lemmy.world avatar

1 do, buy sometimes it can be important to make sure you mean I and not 1 (and definitely not l) if you’re writing a code of some kind.

jarfil, (edited )

BOO… × IOO + BS

zerofk, (edited )

Only when writing binary or truth tables.

root_beer,

I do, but dependent upon context. If there is no risk of confusion with a capital I or lower-case l (though I tend to write the latter with a slight rightward curve at the bottom), then yeah, it’s just a basic vertical line.

This is a thousand percent more than I thought I’d ever write about my penmanship. Welp.

VikingHippie,

Same here 😄

Sharkwellington,

Underline your danged ones.

get_off_the_phone,

My underlined 1s look like my 2s when I write with a marker. It’s a problem I didn’t antisipate that arose when I was trying to distinguish my 1s from my Is and ls.

Knusper,

But why not cross the seven instead?

abbotsbury,
@abbotsbury@lemmy.world avatar

I make my underline too wide which makes it unsuitable for anything but 1 by itself :(

zaphod,

But they’re not phasors.

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