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agamemnonymous, in fr fr ong
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

“That’s fire” has an Urban Dictionary entry from 2007.

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug,

My dad is in his 50s and has being using fire as an adjective for as long as I can remember

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

No cap?

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug,

Ong ghawd bruh

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

I’m straight bussin

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Straight bussin that bussy, amirite?

casmael,

Frfr

magnetosphere,
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

I don’t know what it means either. I’ve heard the other two in casual conversation, but “no cap” is completely new to me.

BlemboTheThird, (edited )

in this specific context it means bullshit, like “no bullshit,” but it can’t be used literally any other way because “to cap” someone means killing them

quinkin,

Completely hatless.

Welt,

I repeat, hatless

AllonzeeLV,

Yeah, that one was ours.

casmael,

Filthy little hobbitses always stealing, always thieving, trying to take away our precious

MrSilkworm, (edited ) in It's just a coffee
@MrSilkworm@lemmy.world avatar

As everyone else here, I think piracy is illegal and immoral. We should accept that we don’t own our services and software and we should never doubt that corporations have our best interest in mind.

Therefore you should never have a Plex server, never use protonmail, never use AdGuard Home, never use AdGuard DNS for private DNS.

Also you should never use Firefox with UBlock origin sponsorblock and consent o magic.

Lastly you should never ever use re-vanced and x-manager, and God forbid don’t use a VPN

Edit: syntax

fruitSnackSupreme,

What is ad guard him?

JigglypuffSeenFromAbove,
@JigglypuffSeenFromAbove@lemmy.world avatar

Excuse me, but it’s “they/them”.

honeyontoast,

AdGuard Home, it’s a DNS level ad blocker similar to PiHole

bazus1, in Seeing ex

“… you’re braver than I thought.”

Kase, in How's this plan progressing?

2025

Just like 2 more week

2024: Am I a joke to you?

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Imperial months

Vinny_93,

UK is in a different time zone

Kase,

Oh right, my bad

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Ask September 3rd-13th, 1752.

Kase,

I would ask, but I can’t find them. Where’d they go?!

deweydecibel, (edited ) in Compendium of human knowledge at my fingertips

Are we still acting like this excuse was the actual explanation for why you couldn’t use a calculator?

They just said this. It was easier than trying to explain the nuances of education to kids. The actual reason was “because you have to learn to use your brain to do shit, it’s kind of important.”

Like, this is the equivalent of being upset the gym teacher wouldn’t let you use a segway in class. You’re missing the point.

thorbot,

Yeah OP was probably too busy eating paste to pay attention in class

datelmd5sum,

and unless you’re carrying one of those solar powered calculators in your pocket, how are you gonna charge your pocket calculator in the post apocalyptic era? You gonna waste guzzoline to run your car to charge your phone?

adrian783,

human math-bags?

Xanthrax,
@Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

To me, it’s always crazy when someone asks a simple math question, like “how much will I paying for this month?”, and then the phone comes out. Dude you only had to add up three or four numbers.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Neurological pathways need to be reinforced. If you aren’t doing mental math regularly your ability to do it degrades.

Obviously there’s very much a negative cycle at play thanks to the prevalence of modern computing but even then it’s simply a matter of most people not needing to use math much day to day.

DooDeeDoo,

Thank you. I also can’t stand people who keep saying out loud I’ve never needed a quadratic equation why doesn’t the school teach me how to do taxes. For one thing if you didn’t have to ever use a quadratic then you never understood maths enough to apply it and walk away from the problem. Secondly if school taught you taxes ups be the one complaining the most about why you have to do taxes in school.

Buddahriffic,

While I agree that it is good to learn to do math without a calculator, it’s not necessarily the case that the teachers who said “you won’t have a calculator with you all the time” didn’t think that was the exact reason. Also, there’s nothing wrong with just stating the real reason if that’s what they really believed.

Kecessa, in Have seen this way too often
LowtierComputer,

I guess it can be argued that once or twice is way too often.

1800doctorb, in It's beautiful
@1800doctorb@lemmy.world avatar

A week or so ago I had just finished a tough workout at my big box gym and was heading back to my car around sunrise. I looked up and saw the most beautiful and massive pink and purple ripples stretched out from the edge of the horizon to where I was standing. It was so impressive that I had to stop a moment in the middle of the parking lot and soak it in. Then, within 2 minutes, the clouds had shifted and everything returned to a depressing gray.

Beauty like this is everywhere, but it sure can be fleeting.

humorlessrepost, (edited )

beautiful

Then, within 2 minutes … everything returned to a depressing gray

meirl

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

2 minutes is a pretty high score though

intensely_human,

If beauty weren’t fleeting there’d be no reason to notice it

Pencilnoob, in “I come from the slums; I come from a hard background; I come from a poor family; and I was a soldier.”
@Pencilnoob@lemmy.world avatar
lazynooblet, in Maybe it'll be the best year yet
@lazynooblet@lazysoci.al avatar

2024 will finally be the year of Linux desktop

Retrograde,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

Year of the steam deck for me!

Baku,

Ay you’re that thing mercury is in sometimes. Is 2024 actually going to be the year it turns Gatorade?

Retrograde,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

I mean, it would have to be the year of the plant since Gatorade is what they crave

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

Well, we hit 3% of market share in 2023, so this was definitely one of the years of the Linux desktop.

AeroLemming, (edited ) in Kindness over prejudice

To the lefties: remember that every time you say you “hate all men” or something similar, you’re making the same kind of prejudiced judgments that righties do when they declare all Jews or Muslims to be evil.

To the righties: remember that every time you’re accused of being evil just for being a man, you’re doing the same thing to Jews or Muslims when you say you hate them all.

To the centrists: this isn’t a centrist take. The man-haters on the left are a small minority and the religious and racial bigots on the right are a majority (based on the politicians they elect). Quit being a dipshit and move to the left so we can get single-payer healthcare and stop oppressing minorities.

To the sane individuals: yes, I am on drugs.

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  • ultra,

    And if I’m an increasingly left-leaning centrist?

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  • Drewelite,

    I think the political spectrum is shifting around you. Pretty sure right-wingers would call George W. Bush left leaning if he ran today.

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  • AeroLemming, (edited )

    I don’t know what percentage of women think this way, but I’ve anecdotally seen a fair few of them declare “all men are pigs” or something similar in response to being wronged by someone who happens to be a man. (Not in a mugging/assault type way)

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  • MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    Yes, and one day people will understand that Trump didn’t say all Mexicans are criminals and rapists.

    The problem is, when you make sweeping generalizations like this, even if you add a disclaimer or explanation, you’re bound to severely misjudge some people, and you’re always going to have some folks who completely miss your clarification and will just run with “oh, so we should hate ALL of them then”.

    lefaucet, (edited )

    Not sure why you’re mentioning that delusional, wanna-be-dictator born with a silver-spoon up-his-ass in this conversation.

    I think he said the immigrants are. Statistically they are not. A lot of right-wing radio have of course been making it out as if Mexico is filled with criminals.

    This has incited violence against a lot of innocent people trying to find a place to live and support their family just like any sane person in their shoes would.

    [Edit] Ya seriously, Trump is one of the bad men making it more difficult for the “all men” mentioned in the post you’replying to. Why the hell are you bringing him up here? He’'s on The Howard Stern show bragging about walking into Beauty pageant dressing rooms, where he knows minors are changing their outfits, because he owns the pageant and the girls are powerless to kick the creeper out. He’s on tape bragging to a TV host about him grabbing strangers “in the pussy”. He is A Bad Man and gives women a reason to fear all men. Especially men who support the narscisist.

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    This has incited violence against a lot of innocent people trying to find a place to live and support their family just like any sane person in their shoes would.

    This is exactly why I bring it up. If Trump saying immigrants are bad (and he didn’t even say all of them are) is harmful, people saying “all men are terrible” is just as bad, because it probably also leads to some, if not many, of them being judged unfairly because of a few bad apples.

    If you think Trump is wrong for saying this about immigrants, but it’s acceptable for women to say “all men are terrible”, then I’m sorry, but you have double standards.

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  • Kecessa,

    Most abuse comes from people that are close to the victim…

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    Can’t get abused if you never let anyone close taps forehead

    I think what you meant to say was that it usually comes from within the family.

    Kecessa,

    Within the family or that have an established relationship with the person, i.e. most abusers aren’t a stranger to their victim.

    sukhmel,

    And that’s exactly why I have installed a bunch of spy-cams everywhere around my house /s

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  • dangblingus,

    I’m not sure leftists are concerning themselves with bad faith “all men are scum” debates. Attention seekers and rage baiters on the internet may style themselves as socially and ethically conscious (which is funny that that gets its own discrete political ideology…huh) but no true leftist seeks to divide the working class along sex/gender lines. It’s definitely not a top 10 talking point of leftist politics.

    PP_BOY_, in Blub blub
    @PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

    460 years ago

    rtxn,

    It’s not like any of us were there to prove it didn’t happen…

    Johanno,

    Yes the great purge started all over again but this time in high-speed

    bleistift2,

    Fishes

    I know, nitpicky and foreign learner and yadda yadda. Still “fishes”

    PP_BOY_,
    @PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

    Funny enough, fishes is a word. It’s just not used properly in this context

    HonoraryMancunian,

    I think it depends if there was more than one species of fish that, you know, evolved 460 years ago

    Engywuck,

    Seems like yesterday

    neanderthal, in Weapons of Gas Production

    Also a cinnabon. And a coffee shop called green bean. And a pizza shop. And much more. Sometimes DFACs 1 and 4 gets old.

    This is serious. If the USAF sets up shop anywhere we plan on having a presence for a while, there will be some amenities. Even if the base is bombed on a regular basis.

    kool_newt,

    “I’ll take a half-caf nonfat bombachino please”

    Blamemeta,

    Do they have airmen staffing them? Or do they hire locals? Or import civvies?

    yeather,

    Usually local civies.

    teft,
    @teft@startrek.website avatar

    It’s not locals. That’s too dangerous most of the time.

    Kusimulkku,

    Can’t risk BK tech falling into enemy hands

    yeather,

    It was locals in Korea and Germany, locals in the states too obviously. I’m not sure what they do in more dangerous areas.

    s7ryph,

    That’s not totally accurate. Much of the work in Afghanistan was done by local nationals. We had them cooking in our DFAC. But often the fast food joints were staffed from other countries. Seemed like mostly Eastern European workers.

    teft,
    @teft@startrek.website avatar

    And we had the same in Iraq until there were suicide bombers. Then they switched to third country nationals.

    neanderthal,

    TCNs, or third country nationals. People from neither the US or locals.

    From my understanding the reason why is the almighty dollar. They don’t get paid nearly as much as our troops and contractors, but still a lot more than they would make at home. There is quite a bit of info about it if you do a quick search.

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar
    Zagorath, (edited ) in The quickest way to be sure
    @Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

    That relies on their detection actually detecting the right piece.

    I once recorded myself playing Beethoven’s “Pathetique” sonata, mvt 2. It gave me a strike for a recording of Beethoven’s “Moonlight” sonata, mvt 1.

    edit: of course, in both cases, the thing is public domain, and no company has any right to claim copyright on it. The fact that YouTube lets them is fucking criminal. And it was the piece itself that copyright was being claimed on, not the recording.

    TonyTonyChopper,
    @TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz avatar
    Scubus,

    Wait, you are the doctor

    TonyTonyChopper, (edited )
    @TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz avatar
    user224,
    @user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    …the thing is public domain…

    Are you sure? I believe there’s likely copyright also applying to each performance.

    Zagorath,
    @Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

    Yes, and I own that copyright, because it’s my performance.

    The claim wasn’t against the recording though. It was against the composition.

    oce,
    @oce@jlai.lu avatar

    Same happened to me with my own record of a 19th century guitar piece. They lifted it after my appeal but it’s so annoying to be presumed guilty.

    Halosheep,

    I really wish there was some form of user protection in regards to DMCA. The claimant should be required to face penalties for false claims. IP holders are not damaged by stolen content as significantly as smaller users who have had claims made against them, regardless of legitimacy.

    Zagorath,
    @Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

    There are protections against false DMCA claims. I think a false DMCA claim is actually perjury.

    The thing is though, the vast majority of claims on YouTube are not DMCA. YouTube has their own extra-legal system called Content ID. Where a DMCA claim carries the force of law and requires the allegedly infringing content be removed from the platform, claims under Content ID are essentially a contract with YouTube, and they give the claimant the choice of taking the video down, muting it (if the allegedly infringing content is audio), or monetising it and taking all the money for the claimant. They can also do different things by region, which is why at least historically a lot of videos were taken down in Germany but available elsewhere.

    tygerprints, in Was it not ripe enough or something?

    When I was an ordinary dumb kid, I took a bunch of cattails from a pond nearby and put them in my desk at school. Well - a couple days later, they decided to "bloom" and we had a desk inspection and when I opened my desk up, the room filled with big fluffy cotton spores. I got yelled at for a solid hour, I'd never seen my teacher so angry. And I'm like, what's the big deal?? It's free cotton candy and it's pretty!!

    Sotuanduso,

    New prank idea.

    tygerprints,

    Yeah but just don't get caught. Turns out teachers don't like having their classroom filled with fluffy seed spores.

    Steve,

    For real

    AgentGrimstone,

    I’m thinking Pringles can

    Sotuanduso,

    I like the cut of your jib.

    thorbot, (edited ) in Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but it's not happening

    My first employer out of college told me explicitly they hired me because I was willing to stick with a 4 year program, and though I didn’t have experience they were confident I’d stick around enough to be trained. I got an art degree and it was a computer science job 🤔

    tempest,

    You can be trained to code and probably came cheap. Companies willing to invest in people are very rare in this day and age.

    thorbot,

    This is a weirdly reductionist take. Implying that anyone can be “trained to code” seems to imply that coding is a rote skill that can be easily trained into anyone, completely dismissing the fact that some brains will just inherently do better at it than others. Also the generalization you make about companies that are willing to to train their potential hires is not true everywhere.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    As someone who isn’t a coder, I was able to pick up enough Visual Basic back in the day to figure out how to make some basic apps for myself. It only involved learning a few concepts and commands. That should be enough for anyone with a college degree to do. Simple coding at a low level, learning enough to maintain a website that’s already been designed for example, as long as nothing catastrophic happens, can definitely be done by anyone.

    The problem now is that it can also be done by AI.

    AVincentInSpace,

    AIs are worse at coding than they are at art, and that’s saying something

    Naboo_calls_for_aid,

    Congrats, I spent a stupid amount of effort trying to do just that, ended up breaking into other industries.

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