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Z4rK, in toilet humour

I usually close it afterwards, unless I did a stinky - then I’ll leave it open to throw off suspicion.

rustyriffs,
sunbytes, in Welcome to Capitalism

They’re not even demanding anything.

They haven’t said “tone it down and we’ll come back” they just said “goodbye”.

How is that blackmail? There’s nothing he could do now to appease them (I guess maybe step down?)

karmiclychee, in Then I'll avoid opening the app

NCleaner on Android. I set it up, never looked at it again. https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/655484d2-d2ce-454a-9581-ab1ddcf254f5.jpeg

No regrets.

bratosch,

Bruh this gives me anxiety

Gabu, in toilet humour

I truly don’t understand how this is a thing at all… Takes less than a second to open the lid, why would you not close it by default?

Raine_Wolf, in toilet humour

PSA: For maximum hygiene, close the lid BEFORE you flush.

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

closes lid

Sits down

Shits on lid

Flushes

Raine_Wolf,

Dad, you’re drunk!

rostby,

My name’s not dunk

bratosch,

Taking ‘Upper decker’ to the next level

cor315,

But then how am I supposed to look at my poop swirling down the drain?

smeg,

That’s the real reason I installed that camera under the seat

elvith,

And how can I stand in front of the toilet and pee into the flushing toilet then?

Tavarin,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

Mythbusters found it makes no difference in the spread of fecal matter. Toilet lids aren’t perfect seals.

shplane, (edited )

Do you have a source? I googled it and this site said that Mythbusters found the opposite - theplumbingauthority.com/…/mythbusters-plumbing-e….

Tavarin,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

Going off memory of the episode.

And from what I recall your source is leaving out the part where they found poop particles everywhere when they flushed with the lid down as well.

Matriks404, in toilet humour

Only at 25 I have learned I am supposed to close the lid, no one ever said anything about that before in my life. Now I am always doing it.

soggy_kitty,

That probably means your parents didn’t put it down in the house you grew up in. You would have worked out it was always closed every time you walk in.

So you were never going to learn at home, you did well to work that out at 25

Mr_Blott, in Then I'll avoid opening the app

Email. WhatsApp. SMS for deliveries.

There is literally no need for any other notifications, you’re just stressing yourself out otherwise

BaardFigur,

There’s a few others, such as GitHub pull requests, play store/fdroid updates, bank payment notifications, snapchat (for those that use that, reemember to turn of useless non-notifications). But for the most part, I agree. Turn em off

workerONE, in People who do know
ranker, in 부산출장안마

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UnaSolaEstrellaLibre, in Welcome to Capitalism

Wait, not that free market!

doppelgangmember,

That ol’ opt-in mixed economy be sound reaaalll good right now…

Caesium, in toilet humour

I close the lid because otherwise my cat will drink out of the toilet

randon31415, in Early bird

Revenge Bedtime Procrastination! Why would I go to sleep early, giving up time that I enjoy (after school) to more fully experience and function during time I don’t enjoy (during school)?

FrostKing, (edited ) in Where's my cooking show already?

Seriously though, people way over gate-keep cooking. It’s not hard to get into, at all. Just practice, and don’t feel bad about following recipes to a tee. Even once you get better, there’s nothing saying you have to create your own recipes. If you enjoy the process of cooking but not the rest, fuck putting limitations on something as simple as making food and do your own thing

jopepa, in toilet humour

Plus, it’s more mysterious and potentially surprising.

Send_me_nude_girls,

Yeah that coworker who never removes his stains loves to make people focus on it.

CoolBeance,
@CoolBeance@lemmy.world avatar

Well now I’m going to expect something surprising

jopepa,

Then it’s just gross any way you’d flip the lid.

Fades, in Welcome to Capitalism

Billionaires truly believe they deserve our money. There is no need for earning because they see themselves as owners of it all from the start, entitled to fuck

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