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Nacktmull, in Quick. Before the Americans wake up.

Pretty good, just racism is missing.

FlyingSquid,
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It’s served by a slave.

Nacktmull,

Perfection!

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

The remains of the Confederacy are in the picture

Zellith, in Quick. Before the Americans wake up.

Ah. A Cheeseburgun.

kucing,

A burglock.

mrbubblesort,
@mrbubblesort@kbin.social avatar

A Gloger

YeetPics, in Quick. Before the Americans wake up.
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

Wait I thought all Americans were illiterate due to racism and lead based paint or something. How is this meme supposed to rile them up if it has words?

geophysicist,

I think it’s lead based fruit drink pouches for children nowadays actually

runeko,
@runeko@programming.dev avatar

No! Not my Pb & Juice!

Telcontar,

This is a quality joke, I scrolled past and came back just to show my appreciation. Well done 👏

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

The fact that we can’t read it but know it’s about us makes us irrationally agitated.

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Contrary to popular belief, not everything is made for Americans.

YeetPics,
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

Then why is it loading on my American lemmy client?! Checkmate globalist or something idk.

canihasaccount, in Quick. Before the Americans wake up.

We’re awake. We struggle with insomnia.

Hupf, in Quick. Before the Americans wake up.

What about the cars?

Blackout,
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

Still aiming for pedestrians like usual.

Streetdog,

They’re parked at driving distance.

TurnItOff_OnAgain, in Quick. Before the Americans wake up.

That’s not true!

It’s mudding fries and a diet coke.

Blackout, in Quick. Before the Americans wake up.
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

I usually get the AR-15 pizza but the glockburger is always a good choice.

TurboDiesel,
@TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

Those both sound like they’d be on the menu at Bobert’s restaurant. With a side of E Cole Slaw.

NumbersCanBeFun, in Don't smoke and ride!
@NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social avatar

I hate “dumb pot head” jokes. Some of the smartest electrical engineers I’ve ever worked with all smoke copious amounts of weed. One of them says he does math better when he is stoned. I didn’t believe him until we starting flinging random math problems at him after a dab hit. I do not question his authority on the subject any longer.

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  • NumbersCanBeFun,
    @NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social avatar

    It depends if it’s in good taste. I consider the image above “low hanging fruit” 😅

    AngryCommieKender,

    I went to university with a Comp Sci major who looked an awful lot like a very young Prince Phillip, (he wasn’t, this was a US university, and he’s about 4 decades too young) who could barely function at all sober. Give him some weed, and he’ll debug your mess of a program and explain what you did wrong in less than 30 minutes. I watched as he coded, and documented his own OS on LSD over a period of about 12 hours once.

    Some of these guys just tick different.

    NumbersCanBeFun,
    @NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social avatar

    I knew an extremely functional alcoholic like that once. Dude was a beast with computers and coding but he would rip through two to three Natty Daddy’s a night. Super smart but I just can’t believe he can consume so much every night and function like a normal human being the next day. Apparently he would write and fix code while drinking. Kind of seems like a recipe for disaster but sure enough, he gets it done and done right.

    I tried what he did once and nursed a hangover for the better part of a day.

    foggy, in Quick. Before the Americans wake up.

    Hey that’s ridiculous!

    Bites cheeseburger

    Ouch!

    Removes small pistol from sandwich, tosses it over shoulder, shrugs, continues eating sandwich

    bestusername, in Quick. Before the Americans wake up.
    @bestusername@aussie.zone avatar

    Remove the lettuce.

    ObviouslyNotBanana,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    Add ranch

    TheBogeyman, in Quick. Before the Americans wake up.

    Is ketchup or mustard used as ammo?

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I don’t know, but you’d know Canadians would use mayo.

    LemmysMum, in Quick. Before the Americans wake up.

    School lunch.

    DavidGarcia, in Don't smoke and ride!

    oh no she got an aneurism from the devil’s lettuce

    YoFrodo, in Don't smoke and ride!

    These are the kinds of jokes people who have never smoked weed make lol

    Streetdog,

    I’m too stoned to even get it.

    can,

    cow

    Enzy,

    Smoke weed to laugh at the meme

    BossDj,

    This one made it’s rounds last week and said alcohol

    flambonkscious,

    I concur. This is shithouse

    dreadedsemi, in Don't smoke and ride!

    And who’s the girl riding her?

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