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Assman, in My pee smells sugary now
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Sugar free tastes better. Still bad for you tho

ABC123itsEASY, in I've unfortunately made this mistake at Costco of all places.

Yea this happened to me at Costco when I forwent the cart and ended up deciding my dog needed a new bed. And then I decided I was to proud to grab one on the way out. I am such an idiot most of the time.

spudwart, in Anyways
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Bobble9211,

Show them you care more about what they say than how they say it.

RQG, in Oh. I'm sorry. Lemme just...
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For anyone who is interested in how it actually feels. Or at least felt for me. One day I noticed I haven’t had a really bad day in a while. It kind of crept up on me as slow and gradual change. That’s it.

Also fuck depression.

Nacktmull, in Quick. Before the Americans wake up.

Pretty good, just racism is missing.

FlyingSquid,
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It’s served by a slave.

Nacktmull,

Perfection!

killeronthecorner,
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The remains of the Confederacy are in the picture

Rentlar, (edited ) in I've unfortunately made this mistake at Costco of all places.

Costco doesn’t even have baskets, at least the one I go to. So it’s either carry by hand or a cart. So I carry by hand, which keeps me from overspending every trip because I can only carry like 4 or 5 things. I buy for myself only anyway so it’s usually enough for the week.

stankmut,

Costco doesn’t have hand baskets anywhere. The word basket in the image refers to the cart.

YeetPics, in Quick. Before the Americans wake up.
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Wait I thought all Americans were illiterate due to racism and lead based paint or something. How is this meme supposed to rile them up if it has words?

geophysicist,

I think it’s lead based fruit drink pouches for children nowadays actually

runeko,
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No! Not my Pb & Juice!

Telcontar,

This is a quality joke, I scrolled past and came back just to show my appreciation. Well done 👏

GladiusB,
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The fact that we can’t read it but know it’s about us makes us irrationally agitated.

Stamets,
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Contrary to popular belief, not everything is made for Americans.

YeetPics,
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Then why is it loading on my American lemmy client?! Checkmate globalist or something idk.

XTornado, (edited ) in Just wash it right off

On the shower floor? I don’t fit on there. Maybe if I had money and a modern shower, one of those that half of the water go outside because there is only a fucking half shower glass …

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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I have one of those, and we got tired of water getting everywhere. I hung a curtain rod.

son_named_bort, in Who could have foreseen this?

No, this is Patrick. I am not Hong Kong.

randomdeadguy, (edited ) in Towering giant
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The default measurement for the size of winged creatures is wingspan, not height.

HeapOfDogs, in High performance

Those toilets are truly a blessing. They take a bit to figure out but once you do it’s happiness.

byroon, in Oh. I'm sorry. Lemme just...

Anyone who thinks it’s helpful to say to someone with depression “don’t be sad” is an idiot. You have to say “don’t be depressed”

TinyPanda, in Who could have foreseen this?

If you open a history book i think youll find that china and the UK should be switched here. But history started in the 90s for some of yall

TheHolyChecksum, in Who could have foreseen this?

This meme could also work with India and Pakistan

WarmSoda, in Alliance with benefits

Israel would probably be more apt.

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