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adespoton, in I've unfortunately made this mistake at Costco of all places.

Just wait until he discovers the store no longer provides bags….

ahornsirup,
@ahornsirup@sopuli.xyz avatar

For free. I have yet to encounter a retail store that won’t sell you a bag of some kind.

Bonehead,

No, they'll still provide bags. But it's the woven cloth ones that cost $1 per bag. I have about 57 of them at home.

ares35,
@ares35@kbin.social avatar

so you're pretty close to being able shop there and provide all the bags you'll need without needing to buy any more.

cm0002,

This is how it usually goes:

I have 57 bags at home

I have 0 I remembered to bring

I now have 58 bags

Or alternatively, if you just get charged a bag tax, you can go through self checkout and lie about the bags you used lol

LetKCater2U,

I keep them in my car for this reason. And I also have one that folds up into a little carrying tote that I keep in my purse just in case.

Bonehead,

Yeah, that's a nice idea until I realize I can forget the bags in the car just as easily as I can forget to bring them from home. Fortunately I don't carry a purse, or I'd forget that in the car too.

RizzRustbolt,

Tote life!

squiblet,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

You can grab a cardboard box at checkout.

TheControlled, in It's so peaceful

Right? This is why our ancestors had fur and groomed each other relentlessly.

some_guy, in Just wash it right off

This was the first actual out-loud laughter of my day. Thanks!

Dagwood222,

You guys have hot water??

EnderMB, in Alliance with benefits

I don’t really think there is a special relationship any more.

Iraq war aside, there hasn’t really been much of a relationship. Brexit helped destroy this, because we’re now a tiny country begging for trade deals with nothing other than a weak pound and cheap labour to offer, with zero desire to engage with the US’s poor food standards and heavily privatised healthcare industry. Biden has been closer to Ireland, if anything, and probably for good reason.

What is very surprising is that the US hasn’t engaged in a trade deal to install parts of their tech infrastructure here, or to allow US students cisa options to live/stay here, given the UK has world-class universities. Pair this with a UK-specific visa akin to what Australia has with the US, and it gives benefits to both sides.

The special relationship was always a bit of a meme here in the UK anyway. Tony Blair was Bush’s lapdog, because it kept him looking powerful.

Swedneck, in Just wash it right off
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

as someone who has only ever lived in an apartment, the idea that you’d run out of hot water is so fucking insane to me

Diprount_Tomato,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Wait Sweden has enough population density to have apartments?

lud,

Absolutely, the majority of the population does live in “small houses” with 1-2 families but over 40% live in “Multifamily residential” with more than 2 families per building. I suspect that most of the “Multifamily residential” buildings are considered to be apartments.

The country is very sparse but that’s mainly because there is a lot of land with absolutely nothing except trees. Most live in cities or towns where it’s much denser (obviously nowhere close to Paris or London though)

Diprount_Tomato,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

So they do have apartments but only in Stockholm and Malmö (basically the only cities they have)

lud,

No, at least some apartments exist in pretty much every slightly large town.

They aren’t Skyscrapers or anything, often just 3-6 floors but apartments nonetheless.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

lol yes it’s a standard form of housing, remember that 80% of people live in urban areas basically no matter which country you’re talking about. 50% of the population lives in the 3 metropolitan areas, the vast majority of the population lives south of gävle, and basically everyone in the north lives on the coast or in the few inland urban areas.

The nordics are honestly pretty similar to north america, just on a much smaller scale. no one lives in wyoming but that doesn’t mean the USA has no dense areas (NYC has a larger population than norway).

Diprount_Tomato,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Wdym the Nordics are like America? They have history and living traditions

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

geographically.

we have the same general distribution of our populations, with like half the population living in a fraction of the area and at least like a third of the area being basically devoid of humans.

this is unlike a lot of central europe where the population is really spread out and there isn’t really a lot of empty space left, or e.g. russia which is the other extreme of everyone living in moscow and 90% of the country being devoid of humans.

Diprount_Tomato,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Well, Russia is another completely different thing

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Aww so you don’t know the feeling of trying to convince yourself that the water coming out of only the hot pipe is still warm enough to continue showering.

How do you know when you’re done showering when the shower doesn’t kick you out?

activ8r,

For me it’s when I regain consciousness, after staring into the endless void that envelopes us all in its dark embrace… Or when I wanna go to bed.

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

At least when you pass out in the shower you don’t end up with hypothermia.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

it’s like how as kids we want to gorge on candy, then when we get to decide our own diet we do that once and from then on there is no more desire to gorge because we know it’s actually not that great.

you don’t actually want to shower for 3 hours, it just feels that way because you never get to reach the point where you naturally stop wanting to shower.

Pissnpink, in Alliance with benefits

Well, who else could you count on to go bomb schools in the middle east with if not your good pal the UK. It not fun if the USA does it alone.

Thymos, in It's so peaceful

Ugh… Went to an outdoor swimming pool this spring for the first time in years. Decided to dry up in the sun instead of toweling off. Laid down in the grass for 10, maybe 15 minutes, got slowly covered in ants. The next day I discovered I had a tick. Took me a while to go swimming again…

gens, in I've unfortunately made this mistake at Costco of all places.

I come in. Need 3 things. Grab 2. Get a call to get 2 more things. Remember i need one more. Then stand in line with a tower in my hands.

TryingToEscapeTarkov, in Quick. Before the Americans wake up.

Needs to be on a school desk.

jaybone,

Firearms are considered a vegetable.

Realdeal, in Just wash it right off

Invest

ThatFembyWho, in It's so peaceful

Who doesnt love chiggers?

workerONE, in Oh. I'm sorry. Lemme just...

There, there little bear

NumbersCanBeFun, in Don't smoke and ride!
@NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social avatar

I hate “dumb pot head” jokes. Some of the smartest electrical engineers I’ve ever worked with all smoke copious amounts of weed. One of them says he does math better when he is stoned. I didn’t believe him until we starting flinging random math problems at him after a dab hit. I do not question his authority on the subject any longer.

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  • NumbersCanBeFun,
    @NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social avatar

    It depends if it’s in good taste. I consider the image above “low hanging fruit” 😅

    AngryCommieKender,

    I went to university with a Comp Sci major who looked an awful lot like a very young Prince Phillip, (he wasn’t, this was a US university, and he’s about 4 decades too young) who could barely function at all sober. Give him some weed, and he’ll debug your mess of a program and explain what you did wrong in less than 30 minutes. I watched as he coded, and documented his own OS on LSD over a period of about 12 hours once.

    Some of these guys just tick different.

    NumbersCanBeFun,
    @NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social avatar

    I knew an extremely functional alcoholic like that once. Dude was a beast with computers and coding but he would rip through two to three Natty Daddy’s a night. Super smart but I just can’t believe he can consume so much every night and function like a normal human being the next day. Apparently he would write and fix code while drinking. Kind of seems like a recipe for disaster but sure enough, he gets it done and done right.

    I tried what he did once and nursed a hangover for the better part of a day.

    zepheriths, in Anyways

    The dictionary is a collection of knowledge not an authority on language.

    tweeks,

    A collection of words even, claiming to be a standard.

    zepheriths,

    The dictionary doesn’t claim to be the standard. Also no one has the dictionary you have an abridged version. Because the real one if massive

    AdmiralShat, (edited )

    I’ve been saying this since I watched a video on the history of dictionaries in elementary school (I heard that the I before e except after c rule was made by a guy trying to discredit Shakespeare and got interested)

    I’m so glad I’ve been seeing this type of stuff on lemmy. It’s refreshing to see people actually understand that these are just recordings of words and how they’re spelt and pronounced (with bias and purposeful edits) rather than an actual hard line in the sand.

    Edit: holy fucking shit I can’t type

    Destraight, in It's just the most 100 recently saved songs. The fuck.

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  • sangriaferret,

    Spotify has a thumbs down button?

    Fades,

    Yeah because that’s reasonable… give me a fuck break

    How many times you gonna sit there thumbing down tracks when listening to random? What if you actually like the song?

    This ain’t a solution

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