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guyrocket, in I've unfortunately made this mistake at Costco of all places.
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Protip: Just take a box from a shelf. They give them away anyway.

But the better tip is to always take a cart at Costco. And never expect to spend less than $100.

HubertManne,
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imma just grab a chicken

Signtist,

Unless I know I need a lot of stuff from Costco, I never grab a cart. It forces me to make significantly fewer impulse purchases.

guyrocket,
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Reasonable strategy.

Mine is to carefully consider the need for "extras". But because prices are better and returns are easy I lean more towards purchasing than not. I am less inclined to purchase at other stores where prices are higher and returns nor complicated.

Signtist,

I’ve bought too many useless things that I never got around to returning to rely on my willingness to make a second trip for returns, haha!

guyrocket,
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I buy most of my groceries and gas there so I'm there at least weekly so returns are easy for me...when I remember to bring them with me.

potat, in Why doesn't the media cover this?
degen,

Anybody know where I could find a massive dataset of release dates to build a generator for these?

ghostx_official, in Behold!

😆

m3t00, in Anyways
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ever since squidbillies’ therapist bit, I can’t not read the rapist. anyways

RagingHungryPanda, in High performance

Man I’ve been in Mexico for a month and still haven’t had an actual solid shit. It’s not the typical spicy meme, as the food rarely has what I’d call spice. I think it’s the oils and such. Very oily and meat heavy. Even the vegetarian options are still oily.

BUT I did find a Japanese restaurant with a Japanese toilet that even lifts the lid for you. What an ass saver.

(And no, I’m not drinking the tap water)

EatYouWell,

It’s still the water, since they use it to cook the food. Your gut just isn’t used to the foreign bacteria.

RagingHungryPanda,

Oh yep. That makes sense.

ThirdWorldOrder,

I have one of those Toto toilets in my house. Worth the $

ininewcrow, (edited ) in Dating sucks
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Dating? … this basically describes the entire internet at this point

We exited the information age about ten years ago and went straight into the instant monetization age, where nothing matters and all we’re trying to do with one another is make another dollar.

runswithjedi, in It's so peaceful

But why?

intensely_human, in Anyways

I really hope this was made by a therapist

snownyte, in Dating sucks
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Character limits too. "Hi, I'm a nice guy who likes to go hiking, likes natures and I'm looking for someo-" is cut off because that's what all dating apps feel is more than enough for you to be looking for someone by. Facebook Dating is an example.

skye, in My pee smells sugary now
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might aswell get wings when you go to heaven

banana_meccanica, in Dating sucks

Sadly most of people (lovers, bots, scammers) dealing the same way IRL. Its all about what you have to offert (aka money).

DavidGarcia, in Lo, His first miracle!

That’s just factually wrong. The Middle East (and by extension the Levant) has always been a hotbed of diversity because its unique geography.

You would have found anything from black to pale white (but tanned obviously) skin, black to blond/red hair, brown to blue eyes. Most were darker skinned and dark haired like a modern Middle Eastener, but it wasn’t a monoculture, like implied here.

Easiest counter example are the Scythians, but there are countless more.

ICastFist,
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To add a bit to that: Greeks and Turks are pretty much physically identical, but one is seen as “whiter” than the other (guess which). The eastern end of the Mediterranean saw all sorts of people from northern Africa and southern Europe because of the ease of sailing across the coast, even with the relative low technology of ships from 3,000+ years ago.

If the jews of today, especially the ones that never left the Levant, are a faithful picture of their ancestors of ~2000 years ago, then it’s not too much of a stretch to assume Jesus could’ve been white, or “white”.

Side note: gotta love (/s) how much importance is still given to skin color. I’d love to see people throwing hex codes around instead of color names. “We don’t like fceadc here!”

makuus, (edited ) in I've unfortunately made this mistake at Costco of all places.

I’ve done this at Costco myself a number of times.

“Ah, I just need a bag of coffee and a thing of multivitamins. … Oh, we could use some smoked salmon. And, another bottle of Malbec. Maybe some frozen waffles… Ooh, they’re selling Amish-built sheds!”

And, then, I’m either manhandling half the store to the register, or I’m putting the stuff aside somewhere—looking a bit like one of those careless people who can’t be bothered to put stuff back—and making the walk of shame to get a cart.

Gabu, in Yoga Flamed

She’s not even close to a 10/10. In that picture, I wouldn’t give her a 7/10.

criitz,

Elbows too pointy

DoYouNot, in High performance

Not to ruin the joke or anything, but 100% there is Mexican food in Japan.

EatYouWell,

Also, if Mexican food gives you that many problems, you should probably see a doctor or quit eating Mexican food.

Or buy some Chipotle Away

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