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the_of_and_a_to, in Where is spork?

You could use the sugar spoon for most of these

MeDuViNoX, in Where is spork?
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

Where is sharpened edge knifoon?

Kolanaki, in C.B.T.
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Cucking Bald Therapists vs Cock & Ball Torture

hexortor, in Why would I need backlit keys anyway?

I need backlit keys for the function keys and the other non-letter keys

Also accents (not in english obviously)

zeppo, in Where is spork?
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Soup spoon is the best.

CADmonkey, in Thinking about flushing some paper down this toilet, what do you say

A place I used to work had a similar problem with people flushing the wrong kind of paper. Turns out the company, which sold expensive charcoal grills, wasn’t putting enough tp in the employee bathrooms.

andrew_bidlaw, in Breaking News
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That would make it.

littlebluespark, in 🇬🇧 Oh you simply MUST visit us at Yellowcurryshire next summer.
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

Hot take: what the UK calls curry is bland AF. I mean, FFS, people. You colonized all of the famous spice places and you still have shite cuisine? 😅🤷🏼‍♂️

nifty, in Thinking about flushing some paper down this toilet, what do you say
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

As long as you help clean afterwards.

AI_toothbrush, in Edge Creep

Am i missing something?

RubberElectrons, (edited ) in 🇬🇧 Oh you simply MUST visit us at Yellowcurryshire next summer.
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

Sopashire.

ptolemy, (edited ) in 🇬🇧 Oh you simply MUST visit us at Yellowcurryshire next summer.

Beefstroganoffshire

AI_toothbrush, in Just pretend like he doesn't exist

As a european a guy trying to attack me on a bus was fucking scary. Thankfully the guy couldnt find his way to me from one side of the bus to the other without getting off the back door and entering the front so the driver closed the door and went pedal to metal.

hglman, in 🇬🇧 Oh you simply MUST visit us at Yellowcurryshire next summer.

Boiled crawfishshire

fleabomber, in Thinking about flushing some paper down this toilet, what do you say
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RIP

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