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TheBogeyman, in Quick. Before the Americans wake up.

Is ketchup or mustard used as ammo?

FlyingSquid,
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I don’t know, but you’d know Canadians would use mayo.

Zellith, in Quick. Before the Americans wake up.

Ah. A Cheeseburgun.

kucing,

A burglock.

mrbubblesort,
@mrbubblesort@kbin.social avatar

A Gloger

TryingToEscapeTarkov, in It's just the most 100 recently saved songs. The fuck.

Wait until he finds out DJ X just plays the playlists from Spotify curators and he isn’t really keeping track of what you skipped.

TheGiantKorean, in I've unfortunately made this mistake at Costco of all places.
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

Me: I don’t need a cart

10 minutes later, dragging a basket full to the brim with my arm hanging out of its socket

criitz, in Troubling
PeWu, in I've unfortunately made this mistake at Costco of all places.

Rel af

RoxActually, in It's just the most 100 recently saved songs. The fuck.

It is shit like this that made me get back into buying my own music.

Hupf, in Quick. Before the Americans wake up.

What about the cars?

Blackout,
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

Still aiming for pedestrians like usual.

Streetdog,

They’re parked at driving distance.

BenderOver, in Who could have foreseen this?

What are they doing now?

Blackout, in Quick. Before the Americans wake up.
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I usually get the AR-15 pizza but the glockburger is always a good choice.

TurboDiesel,
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Those both sound like they’d be on the menu at Bobert’s restaurant. With a side of E Cole Slaw.

commlizard, (edited ) in Quick. Before the Americans wake up.

Pretty sure I ordered this at a Texas Road House in 2009

balderdash9, in Who could have foreseen this?
comador, (edited ) in High performance
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Just throw a bunch of 7 spice on everything or have some Korean BBQ in Tokyo.

bestusername, in Quick. Before the Americans wake up.
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Remove the lettuce.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Add ranch

pubertthefat, in I've unfortunately made this mistake at Costco of all places.

Not using a basket keeps me from buying a bunch of extra shit I probably don’t need.

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