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Blackout, in Don't smoke and ride!
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

She knows which one ice cream comes from. Now just got to wait for winter.

lud, in Just wash it right off

District heating wins yet again ;)

phorq, in Don't smoke and ride!

I think that zebra is high too, its stripes are having trouble staying straight.

hai, in Just wash it right off
@hai@lemmy.ml avatar

Where do I get me one of these?

AlboTheGuy,
@AlboTheGuy@feddit.nl avatar

Mostly by generational trauma but some get by with fresh trauma

bagelberger,

If you don’t happen to have generational trauma, store-bought is fine

TheWanderer, (edited ) in Can confirm. Am ugly. Don't have girlfriend

My brother, he has the trifecta, 666. 6+ feet, 6+ inches and property.

TheBat, in Can confirm. Am ugly. Don't have girlfriend
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Somebody

starman2112, in Can confirm. Am ugly. Don't have girlfriend
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Biggest difference is I’m not the main character, I’m a peasant mud farmer, and the universe isn’t going to thrust an adventure upon me that will inevitably lead to me finding a partner who’s a literal perfect match for me

Bloodwoodsrisen, in Skeletor is a doomer
@Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Half of my feed is just the same news article in different subs on different instances

Gets tiresome

TimewornTraveler,

fixable

sbv,

The bots have so much to say

XEAL, in Skeletor is a doomer

I will help:

Go commit die

s1nistr4,

Thank you very much kind sir, have an awful day 😇😇

irmoz, (edited )

Fuck you very much kind sir, have an awful day 😈😈

FTFY

intensely_human, in Can confirm. Am ugly. Don't have girlfriend

Also I’m 40

Jackcooper, in Damn

This shit post is missing a Peter Griffin

Anticorp, in Bets on the next one?

It’s really stupid that they named their streaming platform for one of their competitors. When I was subscribing I’d see Max and wonder when we subscribed for Cinemax.

CalicoJack,

They own Cinemax. It’s a subsidiary, not a competitor.

XbSuper, (edited ) in Frog is the hero we need.

Of course you’d say that you slimy fly eating fuck. What do you know about the trials and tribulations of man?

Epicurus0319, in Bets on the next one?

HBO X

affiliate,

followed by hbo one x

schmidtster, in Trying to be difficult

Why is the bag being taken out in the first place? You just need enough to open it.

Knusper,

Personally, I ask myself why you need the box…?

Most cereal I buy comes without a box anyways, but can’t you just throw the box away, if it does?

Bondrewd,

The without a box thing is a german economic sphere thing.

XTornado,

I agree. Like the box lasts for me from the point in time I leave the store to when I arrive at home. The bag too because I out in another container… But I guess that’s not that common.

Hexarei,
@Hexarei@programming.dev avatar

Easier to store in my cabinet alongside the other boxes

Knusper,

Yeah, alright, that makes sense, if you’ve got more food in boxes. I have my bags of cerial just in a random drawer…

768,

For standing in kitchen, looking around frantically and posing with the bag like it’s the child animal from this Disney movie with the lions.

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