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feedum_sneedson, in It's just a coffee

No I can’t afford it, stop saying that.

DagonPie, in It's just a coffee
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Life as a service

GregorTacTac, in It's just a coffee
@GregorTacTac@lemm.ee avatar

Yes, a cup of coffee every 5 minutes

olmium, in You do know you can just click the "reject all" button, right?

Brother doesn’t know the difference between cookies and terms of service. Wild

bluewing, in It's just a coffee

Perhaps it 'tis a silly thing. But I just want to thank whoever did the art work for drawing the stick figure guy with the shotgun as being left handed and holding a left hand shotgun.

My mental status thanks you and as another member of the Bar Sinister, I also thank you.

Darthjaffacake,

Funnily enough I used this gun as an asset in a scratch game. I think it’s more likely they found a picture of a gun from that angle and decided to draw the person like that afterwards, I’m not a gun owner though so I don’t really know what I’m talking about😜.

Doorbook, in It's just a coffee

Subscription is taxes

TankovayaDiviziya, in It's just a coffee

And they wonder why tides of the high seas is on the rise again.

betterdeadthanreddit, in Those markings really were unnecessary

I still don’t understand the red urinals, they make such a mess when you use them.

assassinatedbyCIA,

They’re for faeces silly.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Obviously, yeah, I’m not a moron. Still doesn’t make it any less of a disaster zone once the transaction is complete.

assassinatedbyCIA,

Which hand do you use to catch the turd? That might be the problem here.

Dhar,

What a terrible day to be literate

Jiggle_Physics, in Those markings really were unnecessary

There is always that one dude who walks into a bathroom, sees a row of 20 urinals with only one person using them, and goes to the one right next to him. That guy also has a tendency to turn his head to look at you and try to strike up a conversation.

Gigan,
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The bathroom at my work has 3 urinals. There’s a guy that picks the middle one every time.

Gnugit,

Gotta assert that dominance.

Gigan,
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

I see it as chaotic evil

aubertlone,

Isn’t it just closer to chaotic neutral?

What’s evil about being in the middle of the urinal stalls?

Nothing I prefer to do that, just saying it’s not evil.

ButcherChin,

Chaotic evil would be peeing on the guy next to you.

butsbutts, in It's just a coffee

good thing i dont drink coffee

Annoyed_Crabby, in Those markings really were unnecessary

It’s needed just in case.

https://i.imgflip.com/12msgn.jpg

Engywuck,

It’s my missing the “I use Arch, BTW”.

Engywuck,

Of course, I use Arch, BTW.

LetterboxPancake,

Your LinkedIn profile looks promising, I’m trying to staff a senior Java developer position.

taanegl,

The etiquette of pissoires must not be neglected. That’s a quick way to either get decked or get slapped with a glove.

samus12345, (edited )
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At least he didn’t turn to use the same urinal as the other guy. “Sword fight!”

AmosBurton_ThatGuy,
@AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca avatar

All I got is a dagger at best, take it or leave it.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

“No, I meant the pee streams, THE PEE STREAMS!!”

RickMoreanus,

Well according to your theory, one of us has been doing it wrong this whole time.

AmosBurton_ThatGuy,
@AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca avatar

Oh… I knew that

IHateFacelessPorn, in It's just a coffee

Netflix and Spotify actually makes sense to be subscription based. Amazon depends on how often you do online shipping through them since it’s actually free (if you don’t include the fees) to function. I definitely wouldn’t pay for Dropbox but cloud storage and sync pretty much has to be a monthly subscription. If you are going to be against something at least be against to the parts that makes sense to be against of.

CrowAirbrush,

Life worked perfectly fine before Netflix and Spotify, everything was also fine before cloud everything.

They can suck on my left nut.

cerulean_blue,

Yes, and life still works fine without them…nobody is forcing you to subscribe to Netflix. Keep paying your monthly cable subscription like the old days.

CrowAirbrush,

I ain’t got no cable, last time we had cable i watched for 2 weeks and after that everything was just repeating what i had already seen in those 2 weeks and loads of nonsense shows.

I prefer doing things, like learning new skills or doing something active.

WashedOver, in Those markings really were unnecessary
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My new favourite is people talking on the phone while letting off absolute bomb in public washroom stalls, some even on speaker phone.

My second are those that come in playing their music on phone speaker for all of us to hear their jams.

Not sure if this is better than those that do it on a nature trails but all groups should be forced to have music speaker phone battles while bears and wolves eat them all…

dingus,

Also wild to me are people that bring their drinks into public bathrooms like WTF

Angry_Maple,
@Angry_Maple@sh.itjust.works avatar

Free seasoning

MrGerrit, in My Music Playlist be like:

What helps a little bit is to turn off automix in the settings.

I think what it does is playing songs that blend/crossover into eachother smoothly. So on the same beat or tone or something like that.

haui_lemmy, in Someone make glasses that do this please.

This is actually a thing for me. I hate having to see ads everywhere when going outside. Not one bus stop without tons of ads plastered around.

bassad,

Go lobby in your city, it worked in mine, no ads since many years

dejected_warp_core,

Seriously. There are places in the US where billboards are not allowed in any shape or form, and it’s glorious. Local civics matter.

badbrainstorm,

I worry this would cause them to raise the fare

haui_lemmy,

Thats pretty awesome! How did you do it? I dont know where to begin.

kadotux, (edited )
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Reminds me of the “Banksy on advertising” quote:

People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you’re not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most sophisticated technology the world has ever seen and they bully you with it. They are The Advertisers and they are laughing at you.

You, however, are forbidden to touch them. Trademarks, intellectual property rights and copyright law mean advertisers can say what they like wherever they like with total impunity.

Fuck that. Any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It’s yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head.

You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don’t owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don’t even start asking for theirs.

It really is one of my favorite ones

edit: formatting

haui_lemmy,

This must be one of the best things I have read on this topic! Thank you very much!

flambonkscious,

Holy shit that is amazing! God i love that guy…

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