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Jackthelad, in Someone make glasses that do this please.
acetanilide,

Ok but they also have periscope glasses?? How do i wear both…🤔

bassad, in Someone make glasses that do this please.

Vote for decent people, or lobby against ads, there is no street ads in my city since many years its so good (the mayor did not renew ads contracts and banned it)

MentalEdge, in *intellec*
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

1D chess

stebo02, in Someone make glasses that do this please.
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar
Welt,

There’s still one advertising banner there that’s all spangled

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

the flag?

OneCardboardBox, (edited ) in Those markings really were unnecessary

What are people’s thoughts about the children’s size urinal? Never use it if there’s another option? Only use it if the other option would place you adjacent to another person? What about if you have a choice between adult and child’s urinals next to each other, but using the child’s urinal would allow space for another person to optimally avoid neighboring persons?

I feel like this is a variant of the trolley problem that’s woefully unexplored.

funkless_eck,

love it. me and my tall friends can double-decker

Thcdenton,

None of the above. I’m pee shy so I piss in stalls 😁

OpenStars, (edited ) in *intellec*
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

I think more like this:

Ironically I am all three, at different times:-P (as I suspect we all are - perhaps the trick being how honest we are about when each one applies)

JayDee, (edited )

I get what you mean, but realistically I don’t end up investing gratuitous amounts of time into anything - and even if I did I’d probably fuck it up and draw incorrect conclusions.

That’s why I depend heavily on Cunningham’s Law and Google.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Hrm, so am I supposed to correct you here? Hehe.

Okay I’ll bite: maybe using Google is relative, as in if everyone around you does no research at all while you do some, then you are ahead of that curve.

crony, (edited )
@crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz avatar

Ironically I’m always in the middle.

I have come to the point of linux and server management that I could consider my self the right one but I just can’t bring my self to accept that. ( use gentok as main os, hosts 20 diff services on a server )

whostosay,

Shit boys, we got an I Iz Smurt right here

crony,
@crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz avatar

Don’t know really about that. I have been using linux for about 5 years and have been hosting stuff for year and half now.

Still consider myself a newby in all of that.

whostosay,

I think my brain mashed two replies, one being yours, together and I thought it sounded snobby, now reading it again, it turns out I’m an asshole

crony,
@crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz avatar

No problem, happens to anybody no matter how carefull we try to be about it.

whostosay,

Cheers. Also new to self hosting and trying to automate shit. It’s been rough but it’s getting along.

crony,
@crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz avatar

Have fun on the journey. It’s hard but also rewarding.

Annoyed_Crabby, in Mommy's Choice

Did anti-abortion camp really think abortion is killing infant?

nilloc,

If it’s talking to you, it’s a toddler. And all the fucking guns are killing most of those.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

People talk to me all the time. I can’t make sense of what they’re saying. Are they toddlers?

Kase,

Speaking only for myself, yes.

gaifux,

Believe it or not, they apparently do. No idea how they could reach that conclusion lol there’s a reason we track birthdays not conception days!

deegeese,

In the same way they believe the civil war was about states’ rights.

They’re lying to make their position seem less outrageous.

Sterile_Technique,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

Some of them, yeah. A lot of them are just dumb as rocks, and have been duped into thinking that what they’re doing is moral.

Weslee,

Right wing in general is full of the easily deceived and hateful.

2 main tactics used is to either convince the stupid people you’re on their side helping them with their ideals, or that the things they hate are a threat and you’re the only one who can save them.

It’s a shame it’s turned into this, and that right wing went so crazy that left wing is now just about not letting them destroy the world.

gaifux,

Seriously. It’s just so easy to be duped into a high moral character these days. Doesn’t make it any less shameful

Soup,

They constantly talk about how people want to extend abortions into the entire pregnancy like that’s actually a thing. Maybe the first person is doing it on purpose fucking with the fact that any sane person would let an invalid/lethal pregnancy go to save the mother’s life but the goons who listen to that crap don’t check.

gaifux,

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  • LemmysMum,

    Someone should slap your father for not having the common decency to wipe you on the curtains.

    gaifux,

    How rude!

    LemmysMum,

    Yes, you are.

    gaifux,

    But I called you it first, tho

    NABDad,

    My wife’s born again idiot ex-friend who came to visit her and tell her she’s a baby killer (never had an abortion, but is pro-choice) insisted people are aborting babies at 9 months.

    veroxii,

    Removing the baby at 9 months is just called giving birth.

    gaifux,

    Spawn kill 😎

    dragonflyteaparty,

    Yeah, that’s what I told my mom. She tried to tell me I don’t know what I’m talking about. They wouldn’t just deliver the baby and let someone adopt it if the birth parents don’t want it. No, they’ll kill the baby mid-delivery. I hate that it’s my mom, but some people can’t be reasoned with.

    Transporter_Room_3,
    @Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

    I started asking for examples of when that happened.

    It’s funny how angry people get when you ask them for proof of their ridiculous claim. Especially when they start insisting they have the proof, they just don’t feel like sharing “because of your attitude” and when it gets to that point I just openly start laughing at them.

    NABDad,

    That’s the problem with cultists. They believe everything without proof to the point they believe proof is wrong somehow. Like the only valid beliefs are ones that are taken on faith and run counter to all logic and reason.

    After all, if everything you believe isn’t totally bullshit, how can you claim you have faith?

    Transporter_Room_3,
    @Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

    My mother STILL believes that “partial birth abortion” is a thing. Like, at one point she literally believed doctors would use a reflex-testing mallet to smash in a baby’s skull as it was being born. I heard these words come out of her mouth when I was a child.

    Now she just thinks they use a surgical hose to suck the brain out as it’s coming out.

    My mother in law also threatened to not come to the wedding because I made a pro-choice post on social media. It was literally my only post of the year, because I only keep the account for messaging family. She insisted I’m a baby killer. She also thinks someday she and her family will be dragged out in the street and executed for being christian.

    LodeMike,

    Yes

    Sotuanduso,

    They do think abortion is killing babies, just unborn babies. That’s what half the argument comes down to. One side thinks it’s “should it be legal to kill unborn babies?” and the other side thinks it’s “should it be legal to end your pregnancy before it’s a baby?” And it’s hard to find a middle ground because the former thinks they’re babies as soon as they’re conceived and the latter thinks it’s a good way later down the road.

    pewgar_seemsimandroid, (edited )

    abortion should only be allowed for special cases

    edit: or a license

    hungryphrog,

    Please tell me you’re not actually serious.

    Cethin,

    I agree. Special cases should include a person being pregnant and not wanting to carry the pregnancy to term.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I completely disagree with you, but please explain in which cases you feel fetuses deserve rights and in which ones you feel don’t and why only some fetuses deserve rights.

    Ephera,

    Personally, I just don’t think pregnant women need legal restrictions here. I imagine, ultra-conservatives think that more liberal women just have tons of unprotected sex and gladly risk getting pregnant, because they can just get an abortion.

    But I’ve never seen that actually being a thing. Women will generally use some form of contraception to avoid getting pregnant in the first place. And if they do get pregnant, I have never heard of any woman, who took the decision to get an abortion lightly.

    I believe that no woman will apply a lower moral standard to her unborn baby (or not-yet-baby, whatever) than our moral standards for human life in general.

    Outright prohibiting abortion is not a higher moral standard, because you’ll have many cases where the outcome is worse for everyone involved, e.g. when the baby is already dead, but cannot be removed.

    dragonflyteaparty,

    Women will generally use some form of contraception to avoid getting pregnant in the first place.

    Hence why some people are talking about targeting contraception.

    jpeps,

    This is so worthwhile talking about. I used to struggle with this stuff quite a bit until realising what you’ve said here. The right frequently seems to mischaracterise pro-choice as pro-abortion, and that is completely wrong. No one likes abortion. And yet, it happens. Conservatives should do some introspection on those two facts.

    oce,
    @oce@jlai.lu avatar

    And now the hard question, when does it become a baby?

    Sotuanduso,

    At some point between conception and birth, range inclusive.

    I don’t know. I’m not an expert, and the only experience I had with it was before I can remember.

    oce,
    @oce@jlai.lu avatar

    I think science cannot answer either, it’s all continuous, so legal limits are rather arbitrary based on what’s socially accepted.

    HRDS_654, in *intellec*

    I’m also too lazy to invest significant time into anything. 🤷‍♂️

    name_NULL111653, in *intellec*

    The unwise man thinks all to know, while he sits in a sheltered nook; but he knows not one thing, what he shall answer, if men shall put him to proof.

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    HenchmanNumber3, in Mommy's Choice

    Apparently abortions are performed with all six infinity stones.

    empireOfLove2,
    @empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Gone, reduced to atoms

    TransplantedSconie, (edited )

    “I will shred this uterus down to its last atom and then, with the stones you’ve collected for me, create a new one teeming with life that knows not what it has lost but only what is has been given. A grateful uterus.” -Plan B wielding Thanos

    SnipingNinja,

    I don’t think a Plan B welded uterus sounds nice, just to clarify, it is the welded uterus that doesn’t sound nice at all, Plan B part is okay.

    TransplantedSconie, (edited )

    Lmao. Typing too fast and my fat fingers forgot the i.

    SnipingNinja,

    No issue, gave me an opportunity to joke around.

    Son_of_dad,

    I’m sorry little one

    Lucidlethargy,

    Lol, and after the baby is born, too.

    mriormro,
    @mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

    Aborting half of the fetus: Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

    cloud_punk,

    Thanos did nothing wrong.

    Laticauda, in Someone make glasses that do this please.

    They already did it’s called a blindfold.

    Hereforpron2, in Mommy's Choice

    Yo how’d they fit a smartphone in there

    TransplantedSconie,

    Lots of AH! Yes VM?

    Wanderer, in Those markings really were unnecessary

    Americans are funny about this. Sure you don’t go next to someone if there is space but you wouldn’t not use one.

    I was talking a piss in a bar in America and cracked up a conversation with the guy next to me and realised he found it very unusual. I said (at the sinks) that doesn’t happen here much does it? He goes no does it happen back home? I was like yea sure if you’re drunk. Americans seem too worried if you’re gay but who doesn’t love a bit of straight guy on straight guy homoeroticism every now and then (not that pissing next to someone is).

    Also trough is the best when there is a fuckload of people like at a stadium otherwise it takes for ever. The guys that use the cubical for a piss and hold everyone up are wankers. Though I once called a guy out on it at work and he said “I don’t know what it is! I just can’t pee around people! I’ve tried, it’s not like I’m embarrassed. I’ll show you my ddick if you want, I don’t care I just can’t pee next to someone.” I almost pissed over myself I was laughing so much.

    Raiderkev,

    I used to get piss shy at troughs, but I can tell you exactly why. 6 or 7 year old me was using one probably for the 1st time, and some cunt decided to say “quit looking at my dick kid!” I fuckin wasn’t, but when your head is at dick height, like maybe it would appear that way. I was focused on my own dick n trying to piss, and then couldn’t . Thanks to that fuck, for ~ the next 12 years of my life I was not able to squeeze a drop at a trough unless I had the corner, or ample space. Had a complex for years over it. Eventually, alcohol would solve that problem… If I’m drunk, I can piss fuckin anywhere. Now it doesn’t really bother me anymore, but fuck that guy. I’m, definitely glad troughs have mostly gone the way of the dodo because of said complex, but at times when I’m at sporting events, I wouldn’t mind if they still had them because men’s rooms never had lines before.

    dejected_warp_core, in Someone make glasses that do this please.

    I have a pair that kind of does this. When I put them on, the ads go away but are replaced with huge phrases like “OBEY” and “THIS IS YOUR GOD” on every building. 7/10 - improved but not blocked.

    dudinax,

    You’re going to have to fight OP for half an hour before they try them.

    mojofrododojo,

    fight the shit out of OP. and they’re gonna smash your balls.

    dejected_warp_core,

    I would, but have you seen his posting history on this site? I can’t possibly match talent like that.

    FinalRemix,

    People look weird with them on, too…

    Thcdenton,

    “This one here, real fuckin ugly!”

    anarchy79,
    @anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

    Please explain to out of loopers.

    Thcdenton, (edited )
    anarchy79,
    @anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

    video not available? I think i may have taken too many antibiotics

    Thcdenton,

    Updated link. “They Live” (market scene)

    someguy3, in Someone's getting rich off conflict

    What’s the original?

    modifier,

    Some jerk kid in Billy Madison

    Isoprenoid, (edited )

    Before this clip plays the young boy says: “Gee, I can’t wait until I go to high school.”

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7bHCs_iu9w

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