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SubArcticTundra, (edited ) in *intellec*
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Classical overthinker problems

My solution so far has been to Stop Giving a Fuck™

13esq,

Life is more fun when you learn this cheat code.

don, in Someone's getting rich off conflict

Look. I’m making millions doing what I do, and I don’t ever experience these “ravages of war” or whatever that nonsense is, so clearly 7.99 billion other people are just like me in these regards. It’s just a few hundred bad people (lol if that) getting a little mad at each other, so let’s stop this racist wealth-shaming, shall we? Okay then.

(sips kopi luwak)

Tristaniopsis, in Someone make glasses that do this please.

Amazing.

Tristaniopsis, in Someone make glasses that do this please.

Hawaii made laws decades ago to stop big advertising stuff destroying the visual beauty of the islands.

I guess NY never really had that going for it.

mojofrododojo,

it’s amazing when you cross over the border into WA state and the giant video billboards every 2m evaporate, and you can see trees and mountains everywhere.

NOPper,

Until you hit tribal land along I5 in Tacoma and get slapped in the face by giant billboard sized casino TVs.

mojofrododojo,

yeah but once you’re past the giant teat it’s mostly mountains and trees again :D

Tristaniopsis,

Western Australia?

mojofrododojo,

in this case Washington State

Tristaniopsis,

;)

mojofrododojo,

WANKER AUTHORIZED I MEANT

Tristaniopsis,

WALRUS ASSHOLE

Tristaniopsis,

WEEB! AMIRIGHT?

Welt,

Wallis Andfutuna

MindSkipperBro12, in Someone's getting rich off conflict

Only have a conflict start before I invest, I need to make some cash.

anarchy79, in Someone make glasses that do this please.
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

It’s still shit?

Mango, in Mommy's Choice

Ok, choice is important and right and all, but let’s not laugh at the idea of consciously dying babies.

themeatbridge,

Ok, but let’s laugh at the people who think of a fetus as a conscious baby speaking in full sentences while being snapped out of existence by Thanos.

gaifux,

Eliminate the preborn, FFS we’re overpopulated. Yeah it’s a conscious baby- so what?

gaifux,

As a proud leftist and Democrat I’m happy to be honest here: consciously dying babies is hilarious

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

As someone who had a baby- they’re not conscious of much for many months.

HenchmanNumber3,

About 90% of abortions are performed before 12 weeks, well before the fetus could even look like a post-birth baby like the one depicted in the meme. This is a common tactic of anti-choicers to depict abortion as being performed on fully formed and almost born fetuses. They try to use edge cases to argue against unrelated and more common experiences. Fetuses aren’t conscious or sentient or viable when most abortions are performed. Don’t let them get away with disingenuously conflating those concepts and milestones.

chellomere,

That baby doesn’t even look newborn, it looks like it’s been born for months

Sterile_Technique,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

They look like a tablespoon of strawberry jam.

Source: I’ve assisted in quite a few abortions.

…apologies if I just ruined strawberry jam for you.

flicker,

…now I want an English muffin with some strawberry jam. But also I want to purchase, open, and put the jam on it myself without ever breaking eye contact with the jar so as to avoid accidentally injesting not jam.

Cracks_InTheWalls,
@Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works avatar

Shame, you could be missing out some of those sweet stem cells.

Mango,

I know what an abortion is. This post is not it.

badbrainstorm, in Someone make glasses that do this please.

Time square police say “take off the fucking glasses!”

xenoclast,

More like Google would send someone out there to punch you and take your wallet for the privilege of a premium service

badbrainstorm,

It’s a They Live joke.

Like the NYPD builds a Rowdy Roddybot 3000 kinda like the Futurama cops to roll around and make sure everybody consumes the ads

xenoclast,

Ugh. Woosh. Nice one

Ilovethebomb, in Mommy's Choice

This meme assumes the reader finds babies to be cute and adorable, rather than terrifying little goblins.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Everything is just fractals, brah, I’m cool as long as we have enough cocaine!

Lucidlethargy,

More like malformed little parasites.

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

the baby looks like a fish 💀

Ebber,

Mmmm, delicious fish 🍣

gaifux, (edited )

I hate babies. They don’t know shit and they take up too many resources. Nevermind the selfish parents tying up the world’s resources for their next of kin these ppl r pathetic

FlyingSquid,
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They don’t know shit and they take up too many resources. Nevermind the selfish parents tying up the world’s resources for their next of kin these ppl r pathetic

Are you leaving your parents and yourself as a baby out of this?

gaifux,

Well yeah, we’re Democrats

Arthur_Leywin,

Babies did nothing wrong. It’s the parents that keep pumping out more mouths to feed.

gaifux,

Alright Boomer right winger lol let me guess fetuses are babies too huh

Arthur_Leywin,

I don’t even know what you think I said. lol

gaifux,

Whatever pro lifer keep forcing your book on us all

Arthur_Leywin,

I’m pro choice though…

gaifux,

You are now, thanks to my intimidation. Welcome home

Arthur_Leywin,

Ahhhh I see. Tyvm ♥️

AeonFelis,

I hate babies. They don’t know shit and they take up too many resources.

Many adults are like that too.

UnderpantsWeevil,
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It’s intended to fuck with the mom-brain of a pregnant woman. Like putting porn in front of a guy going through No-Nut November. The goal is to hit those animal instincts and cause intense anxiety.

They’re not trying to influence teenage edgelords.

jak,

It’s different for everyone, but I was always put off by kids for all the typical reasons (boring, sticky, annoying, etc.), until I got pregnant.

I don’t mean that I love my kid so it’s different. I mean that the hormones associated with pregnancy changed all of my priorities. Thank god I had an abortion (I’d have a preteen with an alcoholic father and me for a mother- that’s not fair to a child), but it was much more difficult than I expected it to be.

With the pregnancy hormones, I definitely would have cried at this ad. Congratulations to them for emotionally manipulating the most emotionally unstable group in the world?

nifty, in Someone's getting rich off conflict
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Defense manufacturers can easily repurpose their entire industry for space travel, especially if we’re concerned about traveling anywhere at a speed reasonable for a human life span. The profit motive for war and conflict is unjustifiable.

schema,

Sadly, there isn’t much demand for space travel, but a whole lot demand to want to kill each other.

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

No one knew there was a demand for smartphones before we had them. I want to believe!

tacosanonymous, in Someone's getting rich off conflict

wtf is “peace?”

ininewcrow, in *intellec*
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When someone tells me I’m a genius … usually its code for “great, you figure it all out, do all the work, sort it out, organize it, maintain it and fix it if need be … and I’ll just sit here and enjoy all the benefits of your work … now get back to work you genius”

MystikIncarnate, in Those markings really were unnecessary

Bluntly, those are not the same picture. As a dude, I see a couple of important things right away. Most importantly, there’s dividers between the urinals in the second picture.

If there’s room, I’ll still leave a gap, but with no dividers, if there isn’t room to leave a gap, depending on the spacing of the urinals, I might just want to wait until there can be a gap. With dividers, I probably won’t. It’s still not ideal, but dividers make it much more palatable.

moon, in Mommy's Choice

Off to the dumpster you go, lil bro

_Sprite, in But for me it's daily night
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unapologetically say dumb shit to strangers

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