remotedev,

Must’ve been so awkward in his early years when asked “Vlad the Impaler?? How many people have you impaled” and you have to say none

Kyrgizion,

Sigh I’m already 40 and I haven’t impaled anyone yet :(

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Neither have I … however, my aging diseased body has recreated the experience of the pain for me

PsychedSy,

Makes you wanna hurt people less when you hurt constantly.

meliaesc,

You all need therapy wtf…

PsychedSy,

I do. But I have turned my self hatred into love for the rest of you fucks.

Imgonnatrythis,

Move to a red state, you won’t be able to resist the temptation.

theodewere,
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

back in the day he was just Vlad from Accounting

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar
jaybone,

Vlad from Accounting didn’t reimburse his first expense report until he was in his 30s.

SonnyVabitch,

A true inspiration to us all.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

mid-30s in the 15th century? … isn’t that the equivalent of saying mid 70s in the 2020s?

mid-30s in the 15th century meant that you were basically almost dead with some sort of physical health problem, you got a scratch and died of infection or you just starved to death from malnutrition.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

He was a warlord, so I’m guessing with the mix of his status which gave him better care as well as being lucky, he lived longer.

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