Resol,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

3(

Try turning this into an emoji, Apple. Oh wait, you can’t, because I made it up. (Idea may be thought of by someone else before)

bingbong,

😗🍑

Resol,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

You’re the first person I know that kisses fruits before consumption.

friendlymessage,

Ü

Resol,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Ich spreche kein Deutsch.

friendlymessage,

Ö

DosDude,
@DosDude@retrolemmy.com avatar

Ah. The old butt kissing emoji. I remember that

Resol,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

It was meant to be some kaomoji version of two eyes closed with a frown (I have little knowledge about kaomoji), but I actually like your description way more.

Sotuanduso,

😔

Resol,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

The mouth doesn’t look like it should. But it’s close enough.

JimBeann,

We use an older version of Outlook at work and it turns :) into 🙂 but not the emoji but the Wingdings smiley which is the letter J when you use a different font. I only found out after months when somebody asked me why I put so many J’s in my mails.

I don’t remember asking you a god damn thing Outlook 🤨

ReveredOxygen,
@ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works avatar

…who thought that was a good idea

MildPudding,

holy crap, is that where all the Js come from?

mrbaby,

When i was about 10 i sent an email to my uncle that said “K cool 🙂” with the wingding smile.

His client rendered it “K cool J” and he made fun of my “jive”

Never sent an email using multiple or nonstandard typefaces again. I guess it was a good lesson, but it’s one of those hyper cringe core memories.

rosymind,

That’s cure. You must have really liked that person :)

JimBeann,

I guess I did J

Anticorp,

If there’s a bad decision that can be made, the Outlook development team made it. It’s a real shame that the industry standard is a hot garbage fire of a program.

Buddahriffic,

I’ve had to re-disable auto correct options multiple times in outlook. I’m perfectly fine capitalizing my own letters because sometimes I type code snippets in emails and don’t want those being treated as if they are sentences that need grammar and spelling corrections. I don’t need your fucking angled quotes either.

Red or green underlines to say you think there’s a problem are ok. Changing what I’m typing without me telling you to is not.

Anticorp,

Mac OS has autocorrect enabled by default on the entire operating system. Why TF would I want that when I’m typing with a full-sized physical keyboard? It’s especially annoying when you’re typing code. So yeah, I disabled all that crap within a couple of minutes. It’s super annoying.

arymandias, (edited )

:(

cantsurf,

I work in a technical field. My work email changes “<3” to a heart emoji.

Pardon me, sir. I was not expressing my admiration, its just that your analyte concentration is less than the measuring range of my instrumentation.

lugal,

2❤

HonoraryMancunian,

:D will forever be better than its emoji counterpart

Anticorp,

:P is appropriate a lot of times when 😛 is not, and the latter is what slack converts it to. 😋 Is what they should use. One looks like you’re being silly, the other looks sexually desperate.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

:p

Buddahriffic,

Yeah, there’s a kinda cheeky tone to :p and ;p that none of the graphical ones I’ve seen have captured. :S is another one, where I see it as half smile, half frown/sad. Like “this is amusing but also horrible” or “putting on a smile despite everything being awful”. Any of the smileys on my phone that have more than one curve for the mouth look either crazy or sick.

TheSaneWriter,
@TheSaneWriter@lemmy.thesanewriter.com avatar

:P can also be more neutral than happy at times, which is a nuance that the emoji lacks.

Anticorp,

Very true

Classy,

Yeah :P growing up for me was always either “yeah that’s silly” in a more nondescript way, or it was something akin to “yeah XYZ isn’t great but it is what it is” — almost like a diet version of :/

Kase,

😀

shudders

uranibaba,

It just does not convey the same feeling.

Rootiest,
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

Especially that one with the teeth.

You should at least use the normal smile emoji 🙂

Sternout,

Yes but in some chats that one has weird rosy cheeks

Rootiest,
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

That’s this one 😊 (or this one ☺️)

There are a lot of smiley faces now

Karyoplasma, (edited )

^^ is what is used most often here (Germany)

Resonosity,

Also D:

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

:|

Zealousideal_Fox900,

:I is one of my favs

ubermeisters,
@ubermeisters@lemmy.world avatar

When your phone capitalizes any word that might be something Google could make an ad dollar on somehow

Steve,

Autocorrect be like: Capitalize’s

Karyoplasma,

I put autocorrect on suggestion mode. That way it still suggests words but never corrects what I type, unless I click the suggestion. Much better.

ubermeisters,
@ubermeisters@lemmy.world avatar

Lmao

intensely_human,

I call automistake.

You gotta watch it like a hawk. Sometimes it will change words three or four words back in what I’m typing.

ubermeisters, (edited )
@ubermeisters@lemmy.world avatar

Mine won’t stop conflating “mom” with “mmm” I swear to fucking God I’m about to root my phone just to find a way to remove them both from the built in dictionary.

The cherry on top? It goes both ways(giggity). So if im texting “thanks mom”, it wants to say " thanks mmm". And vice versa. Of course it’s not all the time, JUST at the exact worst times in conversations.

intensely_human,

Mine thinks “human” should be spelled “juman” and that “.com” is supposed to be “.con”.

It’s ridiculous

ubermeisters,
@ubermeisters@lemmy.world avatar

Ahh yes. Like My favorite movie, Humanji

Steve,

I actually disabled the damn thing a few years ago. It kept changing the meaning of words. Unfathomable bullshit like love to hate and will to won’t.

TheFriendlyDickhead,

Same. Only thing I keep enabled is the auto insert the ’ into words like don’t

ubermeisters,
@ubermeisters@lemmy.world avatar

It’s gotten terrible. So has voice to text. My work iPhone OEM voice to text is literally useless, as is Google voice to text on my iphone. My Samsung OEM is ass. And the Google one via same Samsung, is getting worse by the hour, but used to be amazing.

roguetrick,

Man we're all fucking old people here aren't we.

AstridWipenaugh, (edited )

No sir. This thread is about emoji, not GILFs.

wewbull,

Those are the protagonists in The Dark Crystal, right?

AstridWipenaugh,

A muppet movie about GILFs instead of Gelflings would be significantly different 😂

at_an_angle,

I do love MILFS. Can’t lie.

mrbaby,

Yeah maybe somebody can help me here. Is it 🤣 or 😂 the one that kids make fun of us for using?

sigmaklimgrindset,

Both, grandpa. Now let’s get you to bed.

mrbaby,

Oh… oh no… 8:30pm and i am in bed :(

DragonOracleIX,

I’m not even 30 yet. I’m not ready to be calling myself old. D:

octoperson,

You’re not old unless you type smileys with a nose :-D

SkyeStarfall,

No, it’s more that :) and 🙂 give different vibes. I literally use both because of that lmao.

deadsenator,
@deadsenator@lemmy.ca avatar

:-/

fiah,
@fiah@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

(•_•)

intensely_human,

:P

techietechtecherson,

^(O_O)^

ChlorineAddict, (edited )

<(‘’<) <( ‘’ )> (>‘_’)>

wewbull,

(⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠)⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

gandalf_der_12te,

these are the ghosts from Super Mario.

PhreakyByNature,

Well, back in 19-dickety-2, I used to wear an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.

Imgonnatrythis,

It’s making a comeback except now the kids are using shallots.

Anticorp,

Of course they are. Always opting for the more expensive options, these kids.

edgemaster72, (edited )
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

Now, to take the ferry costs a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Now, where were we?

gandalf_der_12te,

Ferry costs a bee.

intensely_human,

Back when a dime bag used to cost a dime!

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I used to get free cocaine in my soda.

Godnroc,

Emotions take more effort than emoji these days.

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