A_Union_of_Kobolds,

This is the kind of thing you’d see in the wasteland of some Dying Earth science-fantasy, a ruined curiosity left by some dead hubristic civilization

apfelwoiSchoppen,
@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

On the next season of Righteous Gemstones…

db2,

AI really doesn’t understand anything. You could sneeze in the general direction of that thing and it would tip over.

LazaroFilm,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

Ai understands perfectly what I want. It also understands it doesn’t have to be real

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Yes sir I see your 3 titty woman wallpaper but what are you ordering?

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Hey hey, Al Bundy has something here, a million dollar idea!

it falls over anyway but it is damn cool until it does

Tb0n3,

Also the mirrors are unusable by the driver, and the right side mirror isn’t even connected.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

It’s just holding on with superconducting magnetism.

glitch1985,

the right side mirror isn’t even connected.

Never heard of Bluetooth? Wireless my guy.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, (edited )

“Wireless” is a scam. You ever open one of those things up? Absolutely full of wires!

thanks_shakey_snake,

And they seem to be outward facing…? Designed to briefly blind its enemies so it can escape, maybe?

sour, (edited )
@sour@kbin.social avatar

there's a light with no source

casmael,

That’s because it’s not intelligent, it’s just artificial

cm0002,

You say that like humans don’t have a long list of “inventions”/designs that totally wouldn’t/didn’t work but built it anyways lmao

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I feel personally attacked

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Just look at the history of the artic explorer that got outperformed by a stock vw Beatle

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Was that a Top Gear special?

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

No it was a project back in the 1950 I think and it was this big mobile lab but because there was this belief that rounded tires preformed better in the snow the builders sanded the tread off the off-road tires they got also the engines while they had plenty of torque the fastest the artic explorer could go was 2 mph and when it finally arrived at the artic it got stuck immediately and moved faster in reverse the scientists got soo fed up with constantly digging the 70ton paper weight free that they just gave up and started using it was a small stationary base until the ice under it broke then 20 years later vw sent a bone stock Beatle that managed be the first car to drive across the artic with 0 issues

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Yeah, I was conflating two different Top Gear specials; one where they drove to the North Pole in pick-up trucks and another where they drove across Botswana and were out-performed by a stock Beetle.

Imgonnatrythis,

It understands my camping needs.

clearedtoland,

0.2 MPG!

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Hey better than my 1956 bel air that gets 20gpm

Prunebutt,

No, I will not follow “awesomeinventions” for more.

Drinvictus,

Nothing says camping like a sky deck and a pool

tygerprints,

That's my kinda camping - driving a mobile mansion into the not too deep woods, hopefully near a mall. I love that.

Nature ain't got nothing on human ingenuity.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Look if my tent isn’t a five minute hike from a five star restaurant I’m gonna throw a five alarm tantrum.

tygerprints,

A five minute hike? I just hope they have delivery options.

solowolf,

went a little too hard on pimp my RV

wreckedcarzz, (edited )
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Needs more purple paint with sparkles, and some gold accents, also with sparkles. And spinners. Purple and gold for those, with sparkles, of course.

And hydraulics. See this jumping as it waits for red lights.

Amitskaw,

Is this the RV from A Goofy Movie?!

Jakdracula,
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

How many soldiers to the gallon does that get?

comrade19,

Haha f*ck ive never heard of this

p1mrx,

I don’t get it.

It sounds like a “war for oil” joke, but why would the number of soldiers/gallon depend on the vehicle?

IHadTwoCows,

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  • abbotsbury,
    @abbotsbury@lemmy.world avatar

    Yikes, this ain’t it chief.

    Starkstruck,

    Different vehicles have different miles per gallon. Eg a big camper will use more gas in one trip than a car.

    Sidhean,

    Which would create a difference in soldiers per mile, but not per gallon, as a gallon isn’t more or less fuel based on the efficiency of the vehicle, right?

    creditCrazy,
    @creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

    Now I’m torn on what’s better soldiers to the gallon or gallons to the mile

    x4740N,
    @x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

    Just as confusing as real freedom units

    ares35,
    @ares35@kbin.social avatar

    it always seemed to storm whenever we went camping when i was a kid, and that's what all the campers looked like when you're stuck in a little tent during one.

    x4740N,
    @x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

    Either you had really bad planning or the universe seems to hate you for some reason

    SkyNTP,

    Considering that this thing won’t fit under any overpasses, the furthest you are going camping is your backyard.

    sizzler,

    That’s it in expanded camping mode, it all folds back down to the size of a 1979 vw split window camper.

    Death_Equity,

    “Please ensure all people and pets have been removed from the vehicle before transformation.”

    limelight79,

    Your comment has me wondering how far I could go without going under an overpass. Hmm. Probably pretty far, by sticking to secondary roads.

    Rolando,

    Don’t worry, the overpasses have also been redesigned by AI.

    pigup,

    It’s nuclear powered

    BeigeAgenda,
    @BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

    Did Clarence Thomas get donated a new RV, what does his handles need him to vote on now?

    guyrocket,
    @guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

    Its NOT camping if you don't sleep in a tent.

    ivanafterall,
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    This has a tent that pops-up over the king size bed in the master bedroom.

    Kase,

    What if I wander in the woods for a few days and don’t sleep?

    doingthestuff,

    Then you should switch to mellower drugs.

    Kase,

    Relevant username. What stuff in particular do you recommend? /s

    doingthestuff,

    For a nice little sleep in the woods? Cannabis edibles.

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