Kase,

2025

Just like 2 more week

2024: Am I a joke to you?

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Imperial months

Vinny_93,

UK is in a different time zone

Kase,

Oh right, my bad

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Ask September 3rd-13th, 1752.

Kase,

I would ask, but I can’t find them. Where’d they go?!

LaMouette,

Maybe it’s because I’m not a native english speaker but I read this as a pledge to murder all homeless people by cutting them in half 🤔

throw4w4y5,

that’s the joke.png

unoriginalsin,

Maybe it’s because I am a native english speaker but your reply is offensive and embarrassing to native English speakers around the world. You can do better, America. You just have to try.

throw4w4y5,

😂

unoriginalsin,

Maybe it’s because I am a native english speaker but I read this as a pledge to murder all homeless people by cutting them in half 🤔

Foofighter,

I think this is a threat because it would effectively kinda double the number of homelessness, right?

OrteilGenou, (edited )

Maybe it’s because I’m a homeless person but I read this as a pledge to murder all English speakers by cutting them in half 🤔

JadenSmith, (edited )

The sign was made by someone else and stuck on top of an existing ad on the tube (the name given to the train system in London).

Occasionally people manage to stick these on, and have them go unnoticed for a good while (or it takes a while for someone to get to removing them).
Somewhat recently, someone made an ad for an illegal weed shop on the clearnet, and had those on the tube in a similar fashion for a good while before they were removed.

Navarian,

While this particular ad is fake, it’s entirely on brand for the party featured on it to state that they want to do that.

They recently stated they believed being homeless is a lifestyle choice.

Source: Am political journalist in UK.

HelloHotel, (edited )
@HelloHotel@lemmy.world avatar

Wow… So about as bad as amarican politions.

Specal,

I’d argue ours are worse as they don’t even get paid enough to be this soulless.

cynar, (edited )

The conservatives make pledges to solve social issues, like homelessness, all the time. They almost never actually follow through. Instead they often act to make the problem “go away”, often to the detriment of those they claimed to want to help.

One of those pledges was to cut homelessness in half. However no extra money or resources were actually provided to do this. This sign is a protest of that (and many other) lies. At a glance, it’s one of their normal lies. It’s only when you read it more carefully your brain goes “wait, what?!?”.

Everythingispenguins,

Is this because they found out the saws were too expensive?

nUbee,

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Naz,

It’s been a while since I’ve been scrolling Lemmy and literally had to stop due to bursting out laughing.

gareppa,
@gareppa@programming.dev avatar

“Have you tried kill all the poor?”

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FkGcdSc40A

discusseded,

You’re trying to get me in trouble. I’m laying next to my wife who’s sleeping and I’m struggling not to lol. This sign is hilarious!

linearchaos,
@linearchaos@lemmy.world avatar

They’re about halfway there

Apollonius_Cone,

“Whoa, livin’ on a prayer.”

AA5B,

Take my hand, we’ll make it, I swear

feedum_sneedson,

I’m familiar with the song.

Immersive_Matthew, (edited )

I looked into it and looks to be a hoax but do your own research. Funny ad all the same as the real joke is that is not an unreasonable goal and why have we not yet? Would be nice as the current homeless response is a lose lose for all parties.

Pipoca,

Really?

Conservatives don’t actually want to murder homeless people by sawing them in two? But killing homeless people is a great idea?

Tavarin,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

No, they’re saying housing homeless people is not an unreasonable goal.

Pipoca, (edited )

That would be “cut homelessness in half” or “cut the number of homeless people in half”. That’s very different from “cut all homeless people in half”, which would be bisecting each homeless person. This is clearly a joke about conservatives being heartless monsters, right?

Or is this a dialectal grammar difference between UK and US English?

Guest_User,

Loose loose. So very loose

Immersive_Matthew,

Ahahaha. Oops.

9point6, (edited )

For the party (and currently government of the UK) “sponsoring” the fake ad, directly murdering homeless people by chopping them in half would be pretty on-brand, they pretty much kill them off indirectly with legislation already and disparage the homeless in the media all the time.

I agree that halving homelessness would be of benefit to everyone, but the Tories don’t particularly care about benefit to anyone apart from themselves and their masters.

Colour_me_triggered,

Nearly done. Just waiting on a chainsaw from Amazon.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Well, as usual they offloaded the work on the cheapest contractor, which happens to be homeless people, and they have been dragging their feet. Not the conservative’s fault really, that’s the innate laziness of the working class.

HelloHotel,
@HelloHotel@lemmy.world avatar

Pls explan, I have little to no context about your post

AeonFelis,

Hey, if it worked for King Solomon…

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Is this sponsored by the British or conservatives? I’m getting mixed signals here.

HelloHotel, (edited )
@HelloHotel@lemmy.world avatar

No its sponsored by chainsaw murderers /s

possiblylinux127,

No need for /s

Daft_ish, (edited )

Is this the same plan that made homelessness illegal?

theneverfox,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

That’s very ambiguous wording. Are they going to have cut all existing homeless people in half by that date, or legislate homeless people must be cut in half by that date?

InternetPeon,

Yes.

NaoPb,

Seems a little extreme to me. Surely, there most be more humane solutions.

Retrograde,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

There isn’t, and don’t call me Shirley.

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