MattTheProgrammer, The Olympic Fuckathalon is going to be my favorite sport
ilikecoffee, What’s your sex elo?
SCB, I’d be gold-ranked but my partner is always losing it for us.
Sex elo hell is real!
balderdash9,
Jorgelino, I think i’ve read a hentai manga with this exact plot.
balderdash9,
Strawberry, I misinterpreted this for a moment as sex and not sexual intercourse and was very confused
moosetwin, if only it was finland so we could have competitive ranked gay sex
dylanTheDeveloper, Last one to bleed wins
Persen, Oh god, the second CPR.
AllNewTypeFace, Not only that, but every train in Sweden goes somewhere called the slutstation.
Mediocre_Bard, I imagine it will be more like couples’ skating than a 1 v 1 competition.
Kolanaki, (edited ) Finally! A sport I’m confident I could be pro at.
southsamurai, Are they having a solo category?
Anarki_, Nope, sorry.
Lemminary, It is false information with the aim of smearing Swedish sports and Sweden.
Is it? I was thinking they were so cool
SuckMyWang, The fact the Swedes were targeted for this makes me think they are so much cooler than they already are
Emerald, en.m.wikipedia.org/…/Sweden_sex_competition_hoax
It even has its own wikipedia page.
moon, Sheesh don’t be a vibe killer bruh
Thcdenton, My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Unpigged, And of course there’s a russian name under such bullshit. This is how they fabricate stories of legal animal and children brothels, and alike.
olafurp, Does anyone know the rules or scoring criteria? Like is there extra for anal, rimming, multiple orgasm etc?
Not a joke comment, genuinely curios.
LemmyKnowsBest, I imagine the judging criteria would be based on positions and athleticism and aesthetics and all partners are mutually pleasured and reach climax.
ThrowawayPermanente, I think we’re going to need a couple of different disciplines. Highest average pleasure would seem like an obvious one, but I would also like to see one related to conception efficiency.
rockerface, But is the competition in speed or endurance?
EatYouWell, This is already a thing at Burning Man
itsgroundhogdayagain, Will they drug test?
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