ThePantser, (edited )
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

Great, another sport black guys will dominate in.

Edit: Getting down voted by the small peepee league.

KillerTofu,

That depends on how points are scored.

hoshikarakitaridia,

“performance and aftermath”?

Mango,

By your mother.

Coasting0942,
rambaroo,

Challenge accepted

TexMexBazooka,

Lot to unpack with this comment lol

Lemjukes,

I mean, just racism and impotence really.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar
Lemminary,

Also the rest of the world… 😅

joseandres42,

We don’t have drug commercials in the major part of the rest of the world.

Lemminary, (edited )

I wasn’t talking about the commercials lol

E: What, y’all think erectile dysfunction is exclusively a North American problem?

Something_Complex,

Good old fashion drug enhanced sports

ilikecoffee,

What’s your sex elo?

SCB,

I’d be gold-ranked but my partner is always losing it for us.

Sex elo hell is real!

Jorgelino,

I think i’ve read a hentai manga with this exact plot.

balderdash9,
Anarki_,
Lemminary,

It is false information with the aim of smearing Swedish sports and Sweden.

Is it? I was thinking they were so cool

SuckMyWang,

The fact the Swedes were targeted for this makes me think they are so much cooler than they already are

Emerald,

en.m.wikipedia.org/…/Sweden_sex_competition_hoax

It even has its own wikipedia page.

moon,

Sheesh don’t be a vibe killer bruh

Thcdenton,

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Unpigged,

And of course there’s a russian name under such bullshit. This is how they fabricate stories of legal animal and children brothels, and alike.

moosetwin,
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

if only it was finland so we could have competitive ranked gay sex

dylanTheDeveloper,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Last one to bleed wins

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Finally! A sport I’m confident I could be pro at.

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Are they having a solo category?

canis_majoris,
@canis_majoris@lemmy.ca avatar

Casual sex has always implied the existence of competitive sex. Glad to see we’re finally getting there.

Mango,

😵

olafurp,

Does anyone know the rules or scoring criteria? Like is there extra for anal, rimming, multiple orgasm etc?

Not a joke comment, genuinely curios.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I imagine the judging criteria would be based on positions and athleticism and aesthetics and all partners are mutually pleasured and reach climax.

ThrowawayPermanente,

I think we’re going to need a couple of different disciplines. Highest average pleasure would seem like an obvious one, but I would also like to see one related to conception efficiency.

Alexstarfire,

Do they have a losers bracket? Cause then I might have a shot.

optissima,

Double elim

Klear, (edited )

The important thing is not to win, but to take part.

BruceTwarzen,

nO oNe:

Klear,

ITT: POV: Someone posted meme with No one:

MattTheProgrammer,
@MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world avatar

The Olympic Fuckathalon is going to be my favorite sport

balderdash9,
Strawberry,

I misinterpreted this for a moment as sex and not sexual intercourse and was very confused

Persen,

Oh god, the second CPR.

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