jubilationtcornpone, 8 months ago

I had this conversation with one of my kids recently:

Her: “This thing is gas!”

Me: “Gas? Why are you talking like your grandpa in 1965?”

Her: " What are you yapping about? They don’t know what ‘gas’ means!"

Me: "You wanna bet? Ain’t you ever heard that Rolling Stones song? Jumpin’ Jack Flash, it’s a gas…?’

Her: “Bruh…”

Me: “Don’t shoot the messenger.”