“Look human! I bring you prize. Is Copperhead. It was slithering across lawn like ‘Ha ha! I am Copperhead. I am king of world! You will not mess with me because I will bite you and you will die!’ Stupid Copperhead does not know that I am cat and I mess with anything that moves just for funsies. So, I kill it and bring to you so you may bask in awe of my skill as hunter of dangerous prey. You are impressed, yes? Yes. Of course you are.” – My Cat (the Russian Mobster of Animals), Probably
“Oh no, no no no no! Why did you bring that up here!? Arggghhhhh!!!” --My Wife, Definitely
Bruv they are saprovores. They eat rotting food. And crawl all over it and spread whatever was growing on the food wherever they walk. Pest insects are labeled as such for a reason. But hey its your living space…
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