aeronmelon,

“This is not a request, this is an announcement.”

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

The announcement happens after they’re already inside.

tjsauce,

“We mean business. Don’t mess with us!”

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

If you allow spiderbros to live with you then they gonna take care of this problem eventually

Ferrous,

Or, both your spider and roach population explode because they’ve formed an ecosystem. Roaches eat spiders for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Oh shi-

corus_kt,

Cats will solve this problem too, although they may try to share their kill with you

Ferrous,

This is a risky move if you or your neighbors use insecticides.

jubilationtcornpone,

“Look human! I bring you prize. Is Copperhead. It was slithering across lawn like ‘Ha ha! I am Copperhead. I am king of world! You will not mess with me because I will bite you and you will die!’ Stupid Copperhead does not know that I am cat and I mess with anything that moves just for funsies. So, I kill it and bring to you so you may bask in awe of my skill as hunter of dangerous prey. You are impressed, yes? Yes. Of course you are.” – My Cat (the Russian Mobster of Animals), Probably

“Oh no, no no no no! Why did you bring that up here!? Arggghhhhh!!!” --My Wife, Definitely

rimjob_rainer,

Glad they don’t exist where I live

TheBlue22,

Here comes my boot sorry

Scubus,

That’s why I run my ac during the winter. I am a snowman, they are not.

huquad,

So you have chosen death

AlexJD,

I declare exterminatus

Mammothmothman, (edited )

Bruv they are saprovores. They eat rotting food. And crawl all over it and spread whatever was growing on the food wherever they walk. Pest insects are labeled as such for a reason. But hey its your living space…

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