swab148,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

Is this some sort of PE meme that I’m too Marching Band to understand?

someguy3, (edited )

Marching in the elements, while carrying an instrument, while playing, god forbid you have a wind instrument. That’s gotta be more physically gruelling than a PE class catering to the lowest common denominator.

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Marching band was considered a varsity sport at my high school. Because if the golf team are considered athletes, so am I.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

The pain. THE PAIN.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Steady! I warn you not to try jerking away. I am old, but my hand can drive this needle into your neck before you can escape me.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Coach, please let me out of the closet. I want to go home.

threelonmusketeers,

Does Elmo have choice to not?

corsicanguppy,

Fear is the mind-killer.

dQw4w9WgXcQ,

Before going to the comments section, I was like “wtf is this post?”

After reading a few comments, I’m fully bewildered. What the fuck is up with your crazy country?

Chriswild,

We don’t know either. It’s just fucked and nobody cares.

BeefDaddySupreme,
@BeefDaddySupreme@lemmy.world avatar

Wanna do some pacers?

Gestrid,

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

doingless,

I topped my school’s record score on those tests. I haven’t been able to afford to go to the dentist in more than 20 years. I wish they would have focused on making our society sustainable instead.

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