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TBooneChickens, in When you forget to set a boundary conditions in your logic

To be fair, they probably meant “this year, you reached 915 days with us”

420stalin69,

You do not gotta give it to them

sbv, in Always

Alternatively, the first three panels could be answering 734 emails, 6383 slack messages, and avoiding two required trainings.

Jeremyward,

Along with 6 meetings and scrum session

not_woody_shaw,

Multiple scrums for multiple projects.

EmergMemeHologram, in JavaScript's days are numbered

Partitioning by integer secobds is dumb.

Just assign 0 to the start of time, 1 to the end of time, and every point between is represented by a double precision floating point number.

For all those who believe time is infinite please apply a logistic transformation to your dates.

chaorace,
@chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Um excuse me time actually already ended in 1991

bjoern_tantau, in Rust project startup kit
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

How about a federated link aggregator?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

With a comment section?

TheGreenGolem,
@TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It can be definitely done. I think it shouldn’t be too hard to optimize for scale, should it?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Lets just not think about it!

rickyrigatoni,

just add more ram

pineapplelover,

Didn’t know Lemmy was written in Rust.

Edit: yep, it is github.com/LemmyNet/lemmy

Yoo it uses AGPL v3 too. That’s pretty cool. Love to see it

jwt, in When rubber duck debugging just doesn't cut it.

Ah typescript properties possibly undefined, eh? My advice would be to sprinkle some more question marks on your code.

isti115, (edited )

Thanks for the advice, but lo and behold, the issue was actually caused by a newly introduced generic parameter not being defined after a dependency update. 🙃 Oh, the wonders of the JS/TS ecosystem…

ilinamorato, in When rubber duck debugging just doesn't cut it.

My rubber duck is a Darkwing Duck figurine. He usually does the trick.

isti115,

Whoa, I just checked out some images, that one is on another level as well for sure. 😀 If he’s as good at fighting bugs as criminals, you’re in good hands wings!

nintendiator, in What you are according to you fav language

What? No HTML?

Jakylla, (edited )
@Jakylla@sh.itjust.works avatar

HTML: You are not a nerd

Edit: OH MY GOD what did you just share !!!

nintendiator,

what did you just share !!!

Power.

Beware: might cause maniacal laughter.

fl42v,

Dude, I just woke up the whole house 🤣

Sylvartas, in What you are according to you fav language

R is more"you are a researcher or an engineer and also a nerd"

Valmond,

Then C/C++ is You’re a smart nerd.

Let the flame wars begin!

Sylvartas,

As a professional C++ programmer I am compelled to agree

QuazarOmega, in This is what being a Redditor does to your life

I don’t get it

Aatube, (edited )
@Aatube@kbin.social avatar

The image is from a reddit post. You can click on the link to read it if you want.

(Weird, I remember kbin rendering it as an embed...)

QuazarOmega,

Ah, I get it now, so it’s this www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%…

That’s way too slanderous, lol

kambusha,

More specifically, what’s the connection to Reddit?

QuazarOmega,

This

The hyperlink was in the title, that’s why I couldn’t see it from my client

normalexit, in no.. just no

This idea is bad and whoever came up with it should feel bad.

III,

It never ceases to amaze me how far idiots will go to avoid learning the most simple things. SQL isn’t hard, people’s difficulty with it says a lot more about them than it does SQL.

emptyother,

People think in different ways. What might seem logical to you might look alien to another. I know SQL well enough to optimize queries, but I find it a lot easier to think about and write queries as LINQ methods. A lot more cleaner and logical to my brain.

MonkderZweite,

Neither is sending form data to the server without any JS. It’s more robust too. Yet almost no form on the web works without JS.

GreatBlueHeron, in 4 billion if statements

I’m not a good reader - I skim most articles and often miss most of the meaning. I read, and enjoyed, every word of that!

librecat,

Thanks, I totally would’ve skipped it without this comment.

HeckGazer, in Multifactor auth done right

Wow would you look at that, still none of them cover what SMS is >:( Almost like it’s not a second factor, and fuck every corporation that tries to claim that it is

jaybone,

It would be fine if it weren’t for sim swapping.

But try asking anyone at your bank about a yubikey and watch them stare at you like you have broccoli growing out of your ears.

JPAKx4,

SMS is something you have, IE access to your phone. Doesn’t mean it’s the best option, SMS is notorious for being insecure

HeckGazer,

The 10,000 support staff with dubious social engineering training at your service provider are not “something you have”. Case in point literally a few weeks ago arstechnica.com/…/verizon-fell-for-fake-search-wa…

Kethal, (edited )

This is an article describing someone impersonating an officer and submitting a fake warrant. It’s incredible that Verizon fell for it, but what does it have to do with SMS?

AVincentInSpace,

It means that if I want access to something that has been texted to you, I don’t exactly need to be a government in order to get it.

AVincentInSpace,

It means that if I want access to something that has been texted to you, I don’t exactly need to be a government in order to get it.

UnfortunateShort, in What you are according to you fav language

Nice bait, no one likes matlab

mnemonicmonkeys,

I like Matlab

TwinTusks,
@TwinTusks@bitforged.space avatar

nerd

AcesFullOfKings, (edited ) in Client did not pay?

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    QuazarOmega,

    Well, he has his own villain backstory to justify that… he simply didn’t get paid

    lemann,

    Free real estate 😂

    relevants,

    While at the same time closing all PRs indiscriminately, even the ones that are just trying to update the repo from its decades old JavaScript syntax (and get support in the comments)

    kogasa,
    @kogasa@programming.dev avatar

    I hate adware and nagware, but I respect it here. From the get-go you know this is a space where this person gets paid. This is just an extension of that.

    xx3rawr, in What you are according to you fav language

    Implying engineers are not nerds

    mnemonicmonkeys,

    As an engineer, I’ve met engineers that were jocks and engineers that were dumb. Sometimes they’d even be both

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