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sovietknuckles, in Bug Thread
@sovietknuckles@hexbear.net avatar

Edit: Nvm, figured it out

keepcarrot,

Haha my first thought

neurospice, in Bug Thread

Gets linked to a reddit post with someone having the exact same bug as me.

Comment 1: This comment has been deleted because of Reddit’s api change, here is a link to lemmy lol

OP replying: OMG THIS FIXED IT THANKS!!

wahming,

Sorry not sorry

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

That’s why I whitelisted the comment editing from subreddits where it might be helpful. Even r/linuxmemes, I left some helpful comments there too.

jherazob,
@jherazob@beehaw.org avatar

As one of the very likely commenters that falls into this i’m sorry, but fuck the reddit administration, i left them nothing. Hopefully you might find an archived version of the answer.

XEAL,

Try archive.org/web/

where_am_i, in Bug Thread

Nothing like receiving a GitHub email with a page of traceback cuz someone replied to an issue thread. It looks like they’re running anaconda on windows. And their problem is probably something else. Oh gosh, why did I waste my brain looking into this traceback? But sure this was very relevant to the discussion.

docAvid, in TypeScript is Quantum Ready

Weird. Booleanish isn’t a built-in, I’m pretty sure. I’d like to see the definition.

Darken,
@Darken@reddthat.com avatar 

<span style="color:#323232;">type Booleanish = true & false
</span>

?

madkarlsson,

This looks like javascript so let me guess the typescript definition

any|unknown

this is a joke, please chill

FMT99, in Bug Thread

They missed “oh nevermind, I fixed it” without explaining how or ever commenting again.

Artyom,

<mod> marked this as resolved 3 months after last comment

Sibbo,

Here is a fix <broken link>

marcos,

That person isn’t welcome on the beach house.

0110010001100010,
@0110010001100010@lemmy.world avatar

That person isn’t welcome on the beach house planet.

FTFY

porgamrer,

Also somewhere in the middle:

“There’s been no report of this for a while so we’re marking it resolved.”

Mango,

Or the “How dare you zombie a post this old!?”

Ashelyn,

But if anyone tries to open a new thread on the issue it gets marked as a duplicate and removed

ChapulinColorado,

Developer1: @developer2: could you take a look, I know u know stuff about this.

Developer2: can’t reproduce. Might be able to if I get the app logs in trace level, the blood of 3 dragons and a signed autograph of Michael Jordan’s third hello world program.

User1: here are some other unrelated logs at info level only and nothing else.

Git bot: clozed y’all.

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

No contava con tu astúcia

TheGreenGolem,
@TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

That was Denvercoder9…

SatyrSack,

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/wisdom_of_the_ancients.png

hakunawazo,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/138fd729-e502-4aa9-a7dc-b79e17490675.png

aluminium, in Fitbit Clock Face

You can connect to a vscode server on a Galaxy Watch, just sayin’

shotgun_crab, (edited ) in TypeScript is Quantum Ready

Schrödinger’s boolean

mrkite,
@mrkite@programming.dev avatar

Known to cause heisenbugs. They’re bugs that disappear when you try to measure them with a debugger or a printf.

jaybone,

So regular bugs then.

sag, in Guys! Should I accept the offer? 😂
@sag@lemy.lol avatar

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    sag,

    Stupid alt don’t tell our secrets

    Omega_Haxors, (edited ) in Guys! Should I accept the offer? 😂

    Sub for sub is a pretty standard social contract between upstarts. It looks beneath you because your livelihood isn’t going up against goliaths.

    ClamDrinker, in Fitbit Clock Face

    Finally. A human readable format. And pretty too.

    Dkarma,

    Jesus I hope this is a joke. I hate json 🙄

    damnfinecoffee,

    yeah for real, let’s see an xml one instead

    gornius,

    Ah yes, perfect data format, where markup takes more space than the actual data.

    curiousaur,

    Would you prefer Yaml?

    somegeek, in Fitbit Clock Face

    Duude this is so cool. Is there a watch like this for galaxy watch?

    PMmeYourPenis,

    Quick search came up with this: play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.watchfa…

    BigDanishGuy, in Fitbit Clock Face

    I’ve seen too many android devices with corrupt memory showing something like that to want it as a my watchface…

    Classy, in Guys! Should I accept the offer? 😂

    I remember old YouTube having these kinds of exchanges. I would get DMs asking for a five star rating on a video they uploaded about some relevant topic in exchange for a likewise five star rating. I miss those days

    AnActOfCreation, (edited ) in Fitbit Clock Face
    @AnActOfCreation@programming.dev avatar

    Here’s one for Wear OS / Pixel Watch.

    play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.watchfa…

    EDIT: And a terminal one.

    play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.watchfa…

    Sakychu, in Guys! Should I accept the offer? 😂

    Sub for sub?

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