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some_guy, in Fitbit Clock Face

You’ve got the hour hand and the minute hand… they’re right there. What’s wrong? /s

cupcakezealot, in Guys! Should I accept the offer? 😂
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

seems legit tbh

TragicNotCute, in Guys! Should I accept the offer? 😂
@TragicNotCute@lemmy.world avatar

We goof on this person, but in my experience this kind of shameless begging usually works to some degree.

roofuskit,
@roofuskit@lemmy.world avatar

Which is why it should be reported.

Honytawk,

I’d go out of my way to give a negative review stating that they wanted to bribe me into giving a positive review.

If multiple people did that, you’d see that nobody trusts the reviews anymore.

peter,
@peter@feddit.uk avatar

Upvote my comment and I’ll upvote yours

haui_lemmy,

„Fake it til you make it“

There is a debate to be had about how far this is morally acceptable. If you‘re trying to promote your nonprofit and ask friends to ask their friends to look at it I‘d say thats fine.

But asking bluntly for fake reviews is not ok imo. I‘d report this person immediately. I‘d rather make a nice post on every social media platform that fits my topic and plainly ask folks for feedback. This just seems lazy and uninspired.

But you do you.

ironcrotch, in Fitbit Clock Face

My god it’s all strings.

petersr, (edited )

Always has been

datelmd5sum,

disgusting

Strawberry,

not uncommon for data to be displayed on UI

Dasnap, (edited ) in Guys! Should I accept the offer? 😂
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

This reminds me of heart4heart levels in LittleBigPlanet.

prongs,

I miss that game. Not much tickles the same creativity and playfulness that I’ve tried since then. I used to spend hours in the level creator doing dumb stuff.

jaybone, in Fitbit Clock Face

Clocky McClockface

Use datatypes

victorz, in Fitbit Clock Face

It’s perfect 🥹

extratone, in Fitbit Clock Face
@extratone@lemmy.world avatar

Datestamp horror.

UnRelatedBurner, in Fitbit Clock Face

what does the last 4 mean under stats?

xanu, (edited )

distance: how far you’ve traveled if you put all the steps in a line (may also be gps tracked too)

azm: active zone minutes or how many minutes you’ve spent with your heart rate in the “active zone” where you burn more calories

floors: how many flights of stairs you’ve climbed

calories: estimate of how many calories you’ve burnt based on all the other stats

UnRelatedBurner,

nice, thx

dbx12, in My coding skill V/S My GitHub Repositories

And half of them are “curated list of X”

topinambour_rex, in My coding skill V/S My GitHub Repositories
@topinambour_rex@lemmy.world avatar

Why the “/” between VS ?

emptyother,

Seems like its a common mistake, maybe brought on by its use as a stylistic choice in entertainment. “Myguy vs/ Yourguy” became “MyGuy v⚡s Yourguy” became the abomination that is “v/s”. Probably. I’m no etymolog.

makuus, in Fitbit Clock Face

That’s something I think I’d like to use, but I don’t know if could get over the fact that neither the date nor the time are in ISO 8601 format.

dep,
@dep@lemmy.world avatar

Lol I came here to say this

spader312,

The date format isn’t even human readable (at least in American). It should be Sun, Jan 14th

TheGrandNagus, (edited )

Considering it uses day then month, 24hr clock, and distance in km, I’m guessing the reason why it’s not “human readable in American” is because it’s intended to be “human readable for pretty much everybody else”

The date format isn’t incorrect at all

neutron,

I still think YYYY-MM-DD should be more apt for an international release.

MystikIncarnate,

IMO, that format is best for all releases.

You want to talk about sorting releases, ISO 8601 works with sorting and it’s still human readable.

My homies all start their date time stamped files with ISO 8601.

spader312,

I always start my files with iso8601, except on s3 it doesn’t like the colon. Gotta replace the colons lol

tgxn,
@tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net avatar

They should put it as Unix epoch instead!

dejected_warp_core,

I once worked in a software shop where all release packages had the Unix epoch timestamp in the filename. Yes, these sorted brilliantly making it trivial to find the last one. But good luck finding a build from a specific date/time.

datelmd5sum,

just wildcard for n digits

Stoney_Logica1, in Fitbit Clock Face

Hopefully that’s not a resting heart rate.

NightAuthor,

They’re just excited about posting this image online.

bane_killgrind,

If this is a photo for a bug report, it might have made his week.

xenoclast,

I’m sure it isn’t… but you’d be surprised how much resting hr goes up with age.

blakeus12, in Fitbit Clock Face
@blakeus12@hexbear.net avatar

im confused as to why it doesn’t use variables? this is pretty interesting to see though

settoloki,

In JSON the value on the left would be the variable name the value in the right of the pair is the value.

ilovededyoupiggy, in Fitbit Clock Face
@ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works avatar

Awful lot of strings that should have been integers. It is JavaScript, though, so I guess that tracks.

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